Visited recently and whilst I've given this a neutral it could have been a positive or a negative easily either way.
1hr massage + B2B - £90 Paid.
Premises:
Suitable and basic but and in a complete shit hole. Downstairs is cold but the actual massage room is very warm and quite decent to be naked in.
I was however confronted on the way in by a mum with a pram who decided to have a pop at me for going in. Had a few gawking on my way out too but I just put my hood up and kept walking.
Jessica:
Jessica is clearly in her 40s but has a good body on her, bigger boobs than you'd expect and a very slight tummy to her but she'd pass at being 23-27 easily on her body. Face was done up nice and she was clean and polite. Her English was passable but not easy to have a conversation with and comms during the meet after money exchanged were non existent, giggles only. Let's say local takeaway English at best.
Action:
Stripped off and Jessica got some relaxing music going, lights down low and I opted for a hard technique. Probably got medium but she did use nearly all her weight on me.
Started dry on my back top to bottom then broke out some oil and spent a fair amount of time on my feet and legs. She then worked her way down my left side and then my right side. Got a glimpse of my watch and we are 20mins in from me walking in. Expected some CC swipes but instead got lots of upper and lower back elbow action.
30mins in and we get some CC swipes started of which I got about 6. Now I'm immaculate shaven front and back, extremely clean and had showered just before arrival but these swipes stopped quite quickly and she went for a reach around. Clearly wanted the "extra" conversation to start.
I turned over and got the extra question we agreed B2B and this is when this went down hill. She drops her dress to reveal a very nice body, much younger than her age suggests. Good boobs, clean small natural bush. She dove straight for my cock which was halfway there and gave me a ferocious hand job. Did she get on the bed with me? Nope? Any actual B2B? Nope. Got to play with her a bit but she was as dry as sand and would have really had to push the boat out to get more. She did her best to keep her self out of reach too.
A few minutes of this and her finger is up my arse, didn't ask for it but felt OK so I went with it... Then the bizarre noises started from her. I don't mind a bit of fake noise but this was just distracting. Tried to converse with her but got giggles and not much else back.
Despite inviting her to jump onto the bed so I could get some actual B2B she wasn't having it and then moved further down the bed towards my feet. Thought she was going to plant her face on my cock but she added on more oil and proceeds to wank me from the base with a viscous pace. Honestly felt she was rushing to get me off and out the door.
Was feeling disappointed at this point but powered through it and managed a half decent orgasm to finish. Jessica cleaned me up but that was it, she was getting her clothes back on despite having 15 minutes left. She then checked the clock and offered a head massage and it was clear nothing else was on the menu.
Head massage was OK, she asked a few questions and was suddenly easier to talk to. Very odd. A few minutes of this and she was stopped and thanked me. Game over.
In short £90 paid for an "OK" at best massage - which I'd rate as shit as she literally forgot the entire front of my body - and a HE. Whether she got mixed up with what I asked for I don't know, but at £45 for extras (her requested price not mine - she knew I had more on me) I'd say this was a neutral at best. I've had better massages on an hours punt in a parlour and at half the price in a local Thai place.
Very obvious I was being rushed at the end and ran into my followup punter as I walked down the street who proceeds to walk in just 30 seconds after me. Makes me question hygiene.. .
Checked my phone that I'd left In the car and I'd been in less than an hour.
This was going to be a negative, but decided to jusy shade a neutral. Had she been a bit more into it with B2B and actually touched my front at all I'd have given a green.
Will I return? No time soon. She's very convenient for me but I've had better elsewhere.
