Lynn Massage - Birtley - From Gumtree

[dexpunt]

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80 pounds for 60 mins

Comms - Easy quick text and was booked in straight away

Venue - Terraced house in Birtley with on street parking. Coldest room I've ever been in and massage was on a 4 poster style bed which is in the SP's own home

WG - Average looking late 40s possible 50. Very Chatty (too much for some) I think she might have been Parn to some on here but I would need others to confirm

Punt - Look I have no complaints about the standard of Massage she is obviously very well trained. She started with Thai style and changed to Swedish when I asked. She delivered a very good HE under the circumstances. I say Circumstances because I was so fucking cold I am surprised she could manage to coax the little fella out of his shell which was a bit embarrassing. Another thing she did was talk about money throughout the whole time. From cost of living to problems with her ex husband. She asked me about my earnngs etc

TBH on a hot day this might have been a + and today it probably should have been a -

However I think a neutral is fair considering she is obviously will trained

Probably won't return

Happy Punting

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for the review

Feels like she's charging a bit over the odds @£80/60min

[dexpunt]

Thanks for the review

Feels like she's charging a bit over the odds @£80/60min

Thanks for pointing this out WK. My bad it was actually 60 quid for 60 mins. My bad

[datwabbit]

Have you seen her before? The ex husband rant is legendary.

[nerascal]

Have you seen her before? The ex husband rant is legendary.

I stopped going years ago she got so crazy

Went back before Christmas. Still mad but at least she does HE now.

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for pointing this out WK. My bad it was actually 60 quid for 60 mins. My bad

No worries. £60 including HE is more like it although I'd be put off by a normal bed. Always had the impression she was a bit of a miserable one?

[John Deere]

Another one who gives a good massage as you said a miserable woman.

[MasterBatesAgain]

Is there any teasing/CC swipes ? What kind of attire does she wear?

[dexpunt]

Is there any teasing/CC swipes ? What kind of attire does she wear?

She was wearing the standard Black outfit with leggings. Yes there were plenty of wipes and brushes etc however as I mentioned it was so cold a world class snake charmer would have had trouble coaxing the poor thing out. I sat in the car with the heaters on afterwards trying to thaw out

[Prudmag]

Is she british?

[dexpunt]

Is she british?

No she is Thai

[Disco dave]

Seen her quite a few times over the years. She does bleat on sometimes but her actual massage is very good. I find most Thai to be like this tbh, I steer the conversation onto random things.