This was a backup punt. Profile has a new set of gallery pics with her all tarted-up so looked promising.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyVisited: February 2023.
Comms: Slow. Text eventually gets answered. Got the postcode and arranged a time slot.
Location: 20min walk from East Croydon Station. Old Block flats 5 mins from fire brigade station by Duppas Hill. I visited in daylight and wouldn’t go near this area in the evening tbh.
Got there at arranged time, text & called no answer. Decided give her 5min so crossed the underpass and not look suspicious hanging around some dodgy block. …Who walks past with a girlfriend with bags of shopping having a chin wag. Got a text shortly after and decided to proceed with no RO {she looked OK}.
The room: Front door opens in pitch dark and can just make out her face with her hand signalling which room. No sooner I stepped in, front door is closed and I reach for me phone to get some light. Small room is lived in with wardrobes full of stuff. Bit of a mess really.
The girl: Age 30-35. Approx 5ft-4 max. Big enhanced tits. Rom resting bitch face looks better than her pics without makeup. (not photogenic?) Hair tied up in a bunch. Body wise she has a bit of a tum but has the smoothest olive skin. Metal piercings in shaven meaty vag. Guess size 12-14. Profile pics must be a few years old. Good English.
Price: £40 for 15 mins. Handed her two purple Lizzies and she’s inspecting them very closely mumbling about the authenticity. I asked her “No good?” and was prepared to walk but she said it’s OK.
As we both get undressed, she says something aloud and out pops her friend from the bathroom(?) with a large red towel which goes on the bed. Uhh WTF?
Start with standing OW and she sucks like a dyson going full length. A lot of suction but nothing special, just get it hard for sex.
For £40-15min P&Ds I usually go for CG, doggy and banging mish. She had other plans...The actual sex was terrible to be honest. I think it’s a combination of too much lube, soft mattress, plus her frequently checking to see if I’ve cum.
She lays back for mish and applies the biggest dollop of lube. I enter and start pounding away and not feeling much. She still had her top on so I asked her to reveal tits and she says OK but no touching.
Pin her legs back to get better access but still nothing. It felt like I was sinking below her with no support from the mattress and had to fuck upwards? When I did get some momentum, she’ll give it the fake moans and expected me to pop and will check the bag. Then we go again, repeating.
Fuck-it lets switch to doggy. This was much better and her positioning (and bed) was on point so I pound from behind. Pulling up her top revealed a nice spine tattoo that likely spelt “mizerabil cunt”. Was feeling the sap rising but wanted to bang her hard in mish for the finish so asked her to switch. (checked the bag again).
Go hard in mish and was now losing wood with her hand in the way. Even with a blue pill and cock ring, it just wasn’t working. Hard enough for penetration but deflating quickly and her constantly checking if I’ve cum. She gives off the
what’s happening? Vibe and mentions its only £40 quickie and probably expected me to get dress and walk,,, oh no dear, I’m not walking out with blue balls. “If you take your hand away, it may be better for me?” and she responds with “it’s to guide you”.
{she does remove her hand}.
Told her give me a moment to regain composure with a bit of wanking and then resume fucking. Pumped away and still wasn’t getting there. She did seem to loosen up a bit with the bitch face and suggested a wank finish so I ask her to start BJ again. “I only do it once for £40”. OK start wanking then and she goes at it HARD sitting next to me like she’s milking a cow. This ain’t doing shit for me with a half naked girl tossing me off in a dim lit room. “Stop, I want you to sit over my legs facing me”. She repositions and starts giving me a good wank (with fake encouragement) whilst I build up the mood and things start moving in the right direction.
“Hurry get your cunt on it”
and she quickly hops on (sound surprised like she won the lotto with ‘how shall I do it?’) and starts riding, with me fucking her. Not long after boom! Job done.
After I get dressed asked if I can wash my hands but she says her friend is in the shower. Said I’ll be quick as my hands may smell of condom/lube. “It’s man in there, you want to see man?” Me with brow raised thinking to myself, ‘your girlfriend handed you a big towel and heard us fuck
awfully for 15mins. Do you actually think I’m embarrassed with what’s behind the door?’. She starts handing me wet wipes.
*For those that will ask, the GF is no head turner and likely a maid or old pal. I honestly just wanted a hand wash.
I checked my watch and said, How did we do for time? “It’s not about the time. For £40 just how you fuck”. No idea what she meant!?
Conclusion: She expects 10 pumps and be done for £40. Zero sex appeal and thinks I can cum without being aroused.
She earned a ‘very low neutral’ as she did loosen up and took directions to ensure I popped in the bag, however I won’t sugar-coat a shit experience and skew her ratings. It’s a Negative as most guys would had dressed and walked.
Spend an extra £20-40 for a better experience elsewhere. She’s hard work.
Door-to-door over 20min.
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