Author Topic: Maria - Colombian Profesional Therapist Massage - Lambeth (Read 3639 times)

Faz · « **on:** February 10, 2023, 06:32:23 pm »

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I can't locate the ad from gumtree as I keep clearing my history but I'm sure you know the lady in question on gumtree she advertises with a columbian flag. Well I texted her and she advised 100 hr or 70 for half hour I shot a text back stating I don't want full service I just want massage and relief so she obliged. She is a short mature columbian lady I guess 50 if not a little more but she has a nice big bust which I love on a lovely mature woman. Beware though when you contact her she bombard you with texts and WhatsApp messages with her services and full address and some modest true pics showing cleavage. So went in room about 15 minute walk from oval station, then she tells you to keep quiet and don't speak so loudly as I believe other people rent the other rooms. So she asks you to strip and then she releases those lovely boobs, your allowed to touch from the off. I don't know if as I said just massage and HR. She didn't not take her leggings off but allowed to touch. Anyways she does do a good massage abit hard on the calves and soft on the body with no reach unders but as it was a confirmed HR I knew it was coming. After 20 minutes asks you to turn over and you can suck on her boobs touch her but I didn't get inside her leggings. She then gives you HR to finish you off. All in all great HR, great boobs. Nice lady and does the job. Maybe try another time to see what else is on offer, but I know she offers FS. So may be not.

Faz · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2023, 06:59:33 pm »

Before you start having a go at me I will advise that the number on this Ad is not the number I called on this will be on the gumtree ad but I can not find it. But I do have the number and can share also. Another thing she has a single bed and a massage table in a very small room. And as I said she offers full service but I didn't take her up on that hence why this is in this section. Pls feel free to move to massage section. She does do a good massage though.

daviemac · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2023, 07:14:01 pm »

Quote from: Faz on February 10, 2023, 06:59:33 pm

Before you start having a go at me I will advise that the number on this Ad is not the number I called on this will be on the gumtree ad but I can not find it. But I do have the number and can share also. Another thing she has a single bed and a massage table in a very small room. And as I said she offers full service but I didn't take her up on that hence why this is in this section. Pls feel free to move to massage section. She does do a good massage though.

The only thing I'm going to have a go at you for is ignoring the notice on the top of the post new review page that clearly states. "Note: Do NOT put URLs in the subject!!".

Unadvertised phone numbers can't be posted and anyone asking you to PM them is likely to be banned, check the rules, there's a link at the bottom of every page.

sparkus · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2023, 08:24:30 pm »

She is on Gumtree. I've seen her and she has a great pair for her age but the massage is shit and she goes on a bit and floods you with texts afterwards to drum up trade. TBH she was a bit sweaty too, used whiffy oil and no shower available.

richard24234 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2023, 11:34:04 pm »

Could you pm her number ?

myothernameis · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2023, 11:49:13 pm »

Quote from: richard24234 on February 10, 2023, 11:34:04 pm

Could you pm her number ?

Read reply no 2, about pm

sparkus · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2023, 11:58:10 pm »

Feel free to point out if wrong but quite sure this is her: External Link/Members Only

Gym wear pic on whatsapp will confirm if it is (I can't check now).

daviemac · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2023, 08:56:28 am »

Quote from: richard24234 on February 10, 2023, 11:34:04 pm

Could you pm her number ?

I'm lost for words, can people really be this stupid.

Stevelondon · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2023, 11:33:20 am »

Quote from: daviemac on February 11, 2023, 08:56:28 am

I'm lost for words, can people really be this stupid.

😂😂😂. It’s just a little thing. But I couldn’t help laughing.

“DO NOT SAY THE WORD YELLOW…… or you will be shot”

“But why shouldn’t I say yellow”

Bang !

Hugeadmirer · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2023, 12:23:57 pm »

Can you clarify what you paid please? Was it £100 for the hour massage and a happy ending or is that her FS price?

Quote from: Faz on February 10, 2023, 06:32:23 pm

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I can't locate the ad from gumtree as I keep clearing my history but I'm sure you know the lady in question on gumtree she advertises with a columbian flag. Well I texted her and she advised 100 hr or 70 for half hour I shot a text back stating I don't want full service I just want massage and relief so she obliged. She is a short mature columbian lady I guess 50 if not a little more but she has a nice big bust which I love on a lovely mature woman. Beware though when you contact her she bombard you with texts and WhatsApp messages with her services and full address and some modest true pics showing cleavage. So went in room about 15 minute walk from oval station, then she tells you to keep quiet and don't speak so loudly as I believe other people rent the other rooms. So she asks you to strip and then she releases those lovely boobs, your allowed to touch from the off. I don't know if as I said just massage and HR. She didn't not take her leggings off but allowed to touch. Anyways she does do a good massage abit hard on the calves and soft on the body with no reach unders but as it was a confirmed HR I knew it was coming. After 20 minutes asks you to turn over and you can suck on her boobs touch her but I didn't get inside her leggings. She then gives you HR to finish you off. All in all great HR, great boobs. Nice lady and does the job. Maybe try another time to see what else is on offer, but I know she offers FS. So may be not.

sparkus · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2023, 02:05:00 pm »

Quote from: Hugeadmirer on February 12, 2023, 12:23:57 pm

Can you clarify what you paid please? Was it £100 for the hour massage and a happy ending or is that her FS price?

She told me that was her FS price for 30 mins years ago.

Faz · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2023, 05:59:38 pm »

Hi yes that's the Ad as I have checked the number but its not the Ad as she has a pic of a columbian flag but it's the same number and yes it's SW9 postcode. I paid £50 for 30 minutes topless massage although she kept saying its £70 but I insisted that I don't want full service which took her a while to understand. Anyway yes she is a bit sweaty but as I said fabulous tits

sparkus · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2023, 10:10:02 pm »

Quote from: Faz on February 12, 2023, 05:59:38 pm

Hi yes that's the Ad as I have checked the number but its not the Ad as she has a pic of a columbian flag but it's the same number and yes it's SW9 postcode. I paid £50 for 30 minutes topless massage although she kept saying its £70 but I insisted that I don't want full service which took her a while to understand. Anyway yes she is a bit sweaty but as I said fabulous tits

Is she still in that weird property guardian place?

Quality pair, just a shame about the rest (I suppose people said the same about Maggie Ross way back when

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harry1980 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:10:39 am »

She’s moved from that dodgy guardian place which was basically an old care home unoccupied and she was being paid to live there for security. She’s now in a house.

Check out my review of her, complete weirdo if you ask me

FS defo on offer and taken. She also bombards you with messages every now and again so I always keep her number blocked.

sparkus · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:17:46 am »

Quote from: harry1980 on February 13, 2023, 09:10:39 am

She’s moved from that dodgy guardian place which was basically an old care home unoccupied and she was being paid to live there for security. She’s now in a house.

Check out my review of her, complete weirdo if you ask me FS defo on offer and taken. She also bombards you with messages every now and again so I always keep her number blocked.

The place was well dodgy as it's a cul de sac behind an old hospital, she kept me waiting ages and various inhabitants asked me who I was there to see etc. They ranged from kindly hippy women to weird crusty druggies.

I actually would have seen her FS as she had a tidy body but not at those prices. I was hugely amused by her telling me that HEs were very importante on medical grounds

LLPunting · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2023, 01:24:20 pm »

Quote from: harry1980 on February 13, 2023, 09:10:39 am

...She also bombards you with messages every now and again so I always keep her number blocked.

Defo this, I didn't sample her services as was put off by her comms. If you turn her down expect a fusillade of crap.
She often runs more than one ad in GT with different graphics and details, including nationality.

Faz · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2023, 07:39:33 pm »

Yes it's the cul de sac and remembered tells you to stay quiet through out and you can't use the shower or toilet and she sent me a bloody valentines message today, can you believe that. So beware of texts and messages.

ag3418 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2023, 10:28:06 am »

FYI as I know these ones without AW don't link well.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=368782

LLPunting · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2023, 04:07:28 pm »

Please screenshot classified ads as they can disappear/alter quickly. Capture most useful photos or map.
Numbers listed in ad:
07599974279 / 447599974279
07522414260 / 447522414260

So she seems to be running at least 3 numbers if the GT ad is her too.

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Budgiesmuggler · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2023, 05:08:43 pm »

For those interested she is now working in a block of flats in Brockley.
Pricing still £100 for one hour but lack of english means what is promised by text doesnt necessarily materialise in person.
Rabbits on in spanish throughout the session despite me saying in my Basil Fawlty-esque home counties accent "No speako Espana".

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Author Topic: Maria - Colombian Profesional Therapist Massage - Lambeth (Read 3639 times)