Author Topic: The Phoenix Club - London  (Read 7945 times)

Offline DDMC30

Was in London for business earlier this week so took the opportunity to tick this off the list. Probably not much new to add, but I'll contribute to the literature already available on this event anyway. Rang in the morning, booked in for 7pm session, quick message response with location and details. Tube to zone 2, 5 minute walk from the station, mid-late 20th century council flats which are probably now overpriced yuppie accommodation. All nice and discreet in quiet-ish suburban London on a dark evening. Buzzed in, met the lady in charge, paid 160 for the 2 hours, she explained the rules took my valuables and gave me a robe and towel. Introduced to the 3 ladies, Mia, Maria and Monica in their lingerie. Monica is immediately the most friendly and talkative, and of course the oldest by at least 20 years. Mia and Maria are in their 20s and are absolute stunners, but much less enthusiastic looking and minimal English. I get started before anyone else arrives, Monica's OWO skills are excellent, top marks for enthusiasm, skill, stamina. I am sucking on Maria's tits at the same time, all good. The other guests arrive and Maria leaves to entertain them, I continue with Monica who is well into her 40s, skinny with rock-hard bolts, but offers top notch service, and clearly enjoys what she does. I am in the room alone with her, the other 2 punters are in the next room on the bed with a girl each. After about 20 mins I have a turn with Maria, doggy then her on top, and then shortly after with Mia, her doing some mediocre oral but very nice rubbing my cock off her tits/titwank, then doggy, bloke on bed beside me is riding Maria. After all this I need a break, its at least 45-60 minutes in, I give Maria a massage which was a pleasure for both of us  :lol: , I have shower and chill. Then OWO with Monica, sloppy DT until I blow. She probably would have been happy with CIM but I withdrew probably due to habit. I almost fell asleep then, massage by Mia while the Monica blows the guy on the bed next to me. By the time my massage is over and I am ready again, the other punters have left, and the girls look like they are winding down. Still at least 30 minutes on the clock so all 3 ladies join me on the bed, and although it is an ideal scenario in a lot of ways, I would prefer I bit longer to get back into the right frame of mind. I soldier on. Monica is massively enthusiastic while the other 2 are quite passive, and also I am still only getting warmed up again. Still a great position to be in, Monica OWO then on with the rubber and Mia gets on top to ride, which really showcases her fantastic arse and body, she gets a bit tired (fair enough) so I am playing with Mia and Monica while banging Maria from behind. Loving life but I know I am not going to blow having only done so a short time ago, so I give up after a while which everyone but Monica seems relieved by  :lol:. Get dressed, say my good byes and leave, very satisfied.
You can see the pictures of the girls on the site, Maria and Mia are solid 8-9/10s, really hot girls, and are friendly and easy going but seem slightly bored, don't kiss and their OWO is just ok, although they don't hold back with taking or receiving, and also give good massages. Maria is all natural, lovely round slightly thick behind, pert small tits - this description doesn't do her justice she is beautiful. Mia has a perfect shapely toned also slightly thick behind, thin waist and perfectly proportioned thighs, fake tits which are well done, also beautiful. Monica is much older but slim and sexy, compensates with excellent OWO, passionate FK, and sex.
The 1-1 or 3-3 ratio probably helped a lot here, there was no MMF action and the other punters were respectful and well behaved, no unnecessary chat, everyone took their turns. We shared the beds and all did partially watch the action when not involved, but not in an obvious way, kind of more through the open door and hardly noticeable. However there was always a girl available, so it was only when taking a break. It is relatively professional, although clearly someone's home, there was a French bulldog knocking about at the start and the drinks and snacks are on top of the hall cupboard. But all the essentials are done right, the place is clean, they had no objection to bringing my own rubbers (latex sensitive...) and the atmosphere is relaxed. Good value for money, 3 hot women, at least one always available for the 2 hours, depends on how comfortable people are with other guys around. I didn't expend any effort focusing on (or comparing with  :D) the other punters, I just enjoyed my own experience, I assume they did the same.
War and peace there, quite a lot to report on though considering it is quite different from a regular punt scenario. Hopefully helpful as update and intel for a first-timer to this sort of thing who is curious.

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Offline puntmiester

Good review . Odd question but was there anyone there that you would describe as the hog ? There used to be a guy that would attend once a week at the old venue and just lie on one bed and not move from the entire day.
Wondering if he’s still there before i rebook  :bomb:

Offline DDMC30

Thanks glad it is of use. No hogs in sight  :lol: the punters (myself included) had perfect sex party etiquette  :D everyone behaved appropriately, there was no hogging, rudeness, competing, showboating or unnecessary small talk.

Good review . Odd question but was there anyone there that you would describe as the hog ? There used to be a guy that would attend once a week at the old venue and just lie on one bed and not move from the entire day.
Wondering if he’s still there before i rebook  :bomb:

Offline emkay

I went to the middle party that day. Sorry, I started writing a review and then got distracted. The ratio started as two guys to three girls but within the first hour the other guy left. So I had the three to myself. I'd say Mia is very, very pretty.
I had an happy hour with Monica snogging my face off, Maria bouncing on my dick and Mia kissing my face and body. There was a little swapping around but really £160 for non-stop duo/trio sex is unbeatable.

An oft-asked question here is "when is Phoenix quietest?". It's not a hard and fast rule but the middle party does seem to be the best bet.

Offline puntmiester

And now you’ve typed it, the middle party will be full for the next 2 weeks by punters that have read your comment  :hi:

Offline DDMC30

Ratio is probably the major factor in enjoyment of these events I agree, closely follows by looks and enthusiasm of the ladies. Probably true of all situations involving romance/trying to get laid/hookers/etc

I went to the middle party that day. Sorry, I started writing a review and then got distracted. The ratio started as two guys to three girls but within the first hour the other guy left. So I had the three to myself. I'd say Mia is very, very pretty.
I had an happy hour with Monica snogging my face off, Maria bouncing on my dick and Mia kissing my face and body. There was a little swapping around but really £160 for non-stop duo/trio sex is unbeatable.

An oft-asked question here is "when is Phoenix quietest?". It's not a hard and fast rule but the middle party does seem to be the best bet.

Offline puntmiester

Ratio is probably the major factor in enjoyment of these events I agree, closely follows by looks and enthusiasm of the ladies. Probably true of all situations involving romance/trying to get laid/hookers/etc

I would add; the other punters... one hyper-active punter can throw off the vibe of the party.

Once a guy cum'd... and instead of taking a 10-15 minute breather he pulled out a dildo in a full party.  :dash:

Offline Spurt

Is it 3 or 4 girls in the new venue?

Offline emkay

Generally four but when there are very few punters it drops to three. What's guaranteed is the ratio, not the number of girls.

Offline Rocket Scientist

Grammar Police here: spacing out paragraphs makes the reading long review so much easier  :hi:
« Last Edit: February 13, 2023, 11:27:16 am by Rocket Scientist »

Offline pantywetter

No homo, but if I go to a party i would have a 2:1 ratio as that’s the whole point of it. 

I had some great memories of the earlier LMP but it all sounds a bit lacklustre nowadays.


Offline MysteryManNo.7

Generally four but when there are very few punters it drops to three. What's guaranteed is the ratio, not the number of girls.

Untrue. I've been to one party when it was 3 girls and Em had 7 guys in attendance.

Offline DDMC30

Grammar Police here: spacing out paragraphs makes the reading long review so much easier  :hi:

Useful feedback, noted  :thumbsup:

Offline DDMC30

I would add; the other punters... one hyper-active punter can throw off the vibe of the party.

Once a guy cum'd... and instead of taking a 10-15 minute breather he pulled out a dildo in a full party.  :dash:

Very true. Its a delicate balance

Offline Handel2020

Once a guy cum'd... and instead of taking a 10-15 minute breather he pulled out a dildo in a full party.  :dash:

 :lol: It's where he pulled it out of that concerns me.