Thanks to many reports on Dubai especially this one for the hotel recommendation.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=355098.0Let’s start with the Ugly and the Bad.
So, I land in Dubai, late afternoon and for some reason forget or did no see the free sims being give away by Du. Partly I think due to delayed flight in. Anyway, late around 8/9pm I am guided by my hotel to go to mall of Emirates to get my free sim, get there and am told I need a passport so a wasted journey!
Stunned at the number of Spa’s in Dubai! Literally on every corner!
Used the free Wi-Fi in mall and found a late opening Soi Spa which looked like it was walking distance for my hotel so made my way there by taxi. Felt hungry so had a Thai meal next Spa.
Soi Spa (The Ugly)Ground Floor, Business Central Tower, Dubai Internet City, Dubai.
So, at the reception desk is a visibly mid transition Thai man. So cautiously ask if the masseuses are ladies and he responds with a confident yes, all thai ladies! I was tired, bit horny and needed a massage to relax, can you guess where this is going? I paid 199 (£44) and was walked in. Clean establishment, at the end of the corridor I saw a lovely thai lady around mid-20’s 5’3” ish and lovely figure, so I settled into the room without wearing the paper pants given and just a towel over my but face down.
I hear the lady come in, glance over and notice she is little older and broader than girl in corridor she says hi and starts massage. Now it’s a good firm massage and I am settling into a bit of a relaxed state as I am tired. It’s at this point I also start to realise that this could actually be another tran as the hands are big and firm!!! This dampened my amorous state but just let the massage proceed. On the flip its obvious this is a tran the face, the body, hands and now the voice. She has breasts and a pussy which are shown to me, and I am offered extras and I politely decline! Got my 60 mins massage and left abruptly and quite disappointed! If its your thing knock yourself out but not for me.
SPI Spa (Goldline Spa Club) (The BAD)Warsan Tower, Barsha Heights
As mentioned in many Dubai reports, loads of spas with WhatsApp numbers so following day I WhatsApp a lot of the local spas to the Bashra heights region close to my hotel as recommended in the Dubai Hotels - Any recommendations
Loads of pictures back many of varieties from Asia, Russia, many Asians, many offering hotel outcall services as well as in call and spas, all shapes and sizes. Russians and Euros on the expensive side and Asians offering better prices. Difficult to choose then one busty Moroccan came through for 300 (most others were 150 to 200) simply because she was different. I texted to confirm the time, I opted to go to the spa and sample. Below is picture sent not worth hiding as freely available from above spa.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyPaid at counter and was escorted to the room (a bit grotty but functional) by the Moroccan exactly as pictures but no makeup, about 5’5” good cleavage around 34dd and definitely a woman! Settle into the room and I just get to the point about extras with her. She offered B2b for 400, I tell her I only have 300 and if she is any good I will be back for more so she reluctantly agrees…
Then comes the shitty massage, dabbing the cold oil on my body, complaints that the oil is giving her a rash, b2b is dabbing her nipples barely on my back. On flip I tell her this is not what I have paid for and she complains in Arabic. Doesn’t allow touching of tits and complains in English and keeps her knickers on. I tell her she is in the wrong business and she should find another job. Again, a bit fed up and an anti-climax literally I decide to call it a day and head back to the hotel. No one at reception as I leave so no one I could complain to about the service!
Don't waste your money at these spas
