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Author Topic: Lady Marmalade Party my experience. Leisurely and not party frantic  (Read 767 times)

Offline beachtest

Finally went to a LMP and been summarising my thoughts for a while.  First reviews are subjective as every party is different so I have a very very limited experience to go on. I'll be wiser next party and surely will be wiser to how it ebbs and flows. Overall, I would book again to see the different types of parties. I think an overall point that came out of it is I thought it would be a full on non stop passionate duracell bunny event but it was far more leisurely and relaxed. Although that might suite some, it’s not to my personal liking. However, 7 girls is something you won’t get anywhere else.

PROS
variety of very beautiful and accommodating girls

Friendly place with amazing hosts and understanding gentlemanly punters.

Great location near a station so you're not walking around for hours after travelling.

Facilities good, good showers with toiletries to use and towels are all stocked and freshly dry cleaned.

CONS

Site could have more pics (non photoshopped) and some stats about the girls (ie, natural or enhanced boobs, height, tattoos, piercings etc) For example, don't like enchaned boob for example, you might be disappointed if you turn up and 5 out of 7 are enhanced. I think it would also help with the anticipation for the punter if they have some stats or more to go on so you could look forward to a party or girl combination.

The girls were not 'full on going to make you cum fast as you can'. Maybe most people prefer it a relaxed atmosphere but I'm the multiple pops an hour guy so this is subjective when I say I want to pop quick as I can so I can pop again. All the oral was leisurely slow and teasing. I prefer hard sucking like there is no tomorrow. On one one hand, I know the girls have to keep the conversation/banter going but the breaks in oral whilst they speak to each other and keep the atmosphere up. For me, not having a constant mouth action felt a little detached like we're were another job opposed to being really into it. Maybe this is more just an advantage of a regular 1:1 AW booking with a girl. I think they had to balence the atmosphere so it must be difficult as the other extreme is complete silence whilst your knob is hoovered to completion. As I said, maybe I attended a slow party and maybe watching too much porn has ruined my expectations of the party scene! It's not like the girls don't try! They were all amazing and really accommodating, just not frantic if that makes sense? I hope i’ve reviewed this in a fair way showing both sides. It's overall a different experience and a change to to the 1:1 passionate bookings.

Offline iPad3

I think you need to do a few more parties before making your final judgement, I find generally its a marathon and not a sprint but you will click during a certain session and both you and the girl will find a sweet spot and it all gets very intense, last one for me was Helena and it really was great.

On your requirements for frantic PSE blow jobs bear in mind the girls potentially have 42 guys to look after each day so I thinks it's unlikely your going to get this at LMP.

As above have another go but be warned I went to see one 18 months ago and I've been about 25 times since..... It can get addictive!

Fully agree with the point about letting us know whether enhanced or natural.  I haven't been to LMP for ages cos most of the girls look enhanced (or are photoshopped to look non-natural)

Online smiths

Finally went to a LMP and been summarising my thoughts for a while.  First reviews are subjective as every party is different so I have a very very limited experience to go on. I'll be wiser next party and surely will be wiser to how it ebbs and flows. Overall, I would book again to see the different types of parties. I think an overall point that came out of it is I thought it would be a full on non stop passionate duracell bunny event but it was far more leisurely and relaxed. Although that might suite some, it’s not to my personal liking. However, 7 girls is something you won’t get anywhere else.

PROS
variety of very beautiful and accommodating girls

Friendly place with amazing hosts and understanding gentlemanly punters.

Great location near a station so you're not walking around for hours after travelling.

Facilities good, good showers with toiletries to use and towels are all stocked and freshly dry cleaned.

CONS

Site could have more pics (non photoshopped) and some stats about the girls (ie, natural or enhanced boobs, height, tattoos, piercings etc) For example, don't like enchaned boob for example, you might be disappointed if you turn up and 5 out of 7 are enhanced. I think it would also help with the anticipation for the punter if they have some stats or more to go on so you could look forward to a party or girl combination.

The girls were not 'full on going to make you cum fast as you can'. Maybe most people prefer it a relaxed atmosphere but I'm the multiple pops an hour guy so this is subjective when I say I want to pop quick as I can so I can pop again. All the oral was leisurely slow and teasing. I prefer hard sucking like there is no tomorrow. On one one hand, I know the girls have to keep the conversation/banter going but the breaks in oral whilst they speak to each other and keep the atmosphere up. For me, not having a constant mouth action felt a little detached like we're were another job opposed to being really into it. Maybe this is more just an advantage of a regular 1:1 AW booking with a girl. I think they had to balence the atmosphere so it must be difficult as the other extreme is complete silence whilst your knob is hoovered to completion. As I said, maybe I attended a slow party and maybe watching too much porn has ruined my expectations of the party scene! It's not like the girls don't try! They were all amazing and really accommodating, just not frantic if that makes sense? I hope i’ve reviewed this in a fair way showing both sides. It's overall a different experience and a change to to the 1:1 passionate bookings.

This post should be where it belongs, on the London review board.

Offline beachtest

iPad, agree! I mentioned in my initial post that it's a limited experience so yep, I will have to go to more parties! I plan to visit again and will probably have the same multiple experience as you!

kropotkin, yes it's all part of the fun finding a little out about the stats of the girl before you visit. Maybe LMP will change this one day

Smiths, sorry this is the wrong place! I did think about putting it in the review section but I visited a few weeks ago and can't remember the date. Mods, please move if you think appropriate!

Online smiths

iPad, agree! I mentioned in my initial post that it's a limited experience so yep, I will have to go to more parties! I plan to visit again and will probably have the same multiple experience as you!

kropotkin, yes it's all part of the fun finding a little out about the stats of the girl before you visit. Maybe LMP will change this one day

Smiths, sorry this is the wrong place! I did think about putting it in the review section but I visited a few weeks ago and can't remember the date. Mods, please move if you think appropriate!

You dont need to give the date to do a review on here.




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