Lucy Massage in Felling

[dexpunt]

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I think I paid 50 quid and cannot remember how long I was there as will be explained in the review

Venue - quiet part of Felling. Small shop with a bed, quite cluttered and Parking nearby. Some people might not feel safe parking their expensive cars here at night

WG - Lucy is a big girl and may not be everybody's cup of tea. Pleasant personality and makes you feel at ease

Punt - Was told to undress and lie on the bed. It is so small in the shop that it means Lucy is right there when you are undressing which may bother some people. She started the massage which was ok and almost immediately I was told I could touch her. This boded well and soon she was kissing me and sticking her tongue in my ear which was very pleasant. She then started kissing me down my back and started spreading my cheeks and rimming me. I've not experienced this and i thought at the time this is a nice change from the norm. After I turned over she got her tits out and allowed all kinds of contact. She was licking my nipples and wanking me off. All good so far. After a while she allowed me to put my hand inside her pants and and play with what I can only describe as the biggest fanny I have ever witnessed. You could easily get 2 fists up there. At this same time she was giving me a very good OWO. Anybody reading this will be scratching their heads wondering why this is a negative............Here goes. She started taking her pants off to allow me easier access and that dreaded pungent smell hit me with a thud

This is a big off putter for me which is why it has to be a big fat red NEGATIVE. Lucy is a big girl and I understand this can cause issues but I believe that in her line of work she should be self cleansing between customers and she obviously isn't

I made my excuses and left. On returning to the car I could smell her on my hand and had to fight back the urge to spew. I made a quick stop at the nearest garage for a clean up

I definitely won't be returning

Happy Punting

[TomPI]

OMG , that sounds awful 🤮🤮
Thanks for the review

[dexpunt]

OMG , that sounds awful 🤮🤮
Thanks for the review

Thanks. Cleanliness should be a basic requirement in this game when we are paying for a service. No matter how good or what extras a WG is willing to supply it should never be more important than personal hygiene. They expect it from us and we should expect it from them considering we are paying

[Fragilehand]

She's a canny unit wor Lucy, my dirty secret once in a while 
It's been a while but usually she's a plan z. When all others let you down she's normally available

[waynekerr600]

 IIRC there's no shower at the location either so neither SP or SS can have a clean up.

[dexpunt]

IIRC there's no shower at the location either so neither SP or SS can have a clean up.

Feel sick now at the thought of how many blokes she had rimmed that day before I got there

[Fragilehand]

If it makes you feel better when she was pregnant or just after giving birth there was a option of sucking breast milk through her jugs, I'm sure it's been mentioned here before 

[dexpunt]

If it makes you feel better when she was pregnant or just after giving birth there was a option of sucking breast milk through her jugs, I'm sure it's been mentioned here before 

Strangely it doesn't. TBH I've had a few weird things over the years but the 1 thing I really struggle with is bad hygiene. However, thanks for this info. I can think on it next time I want to last a bit longer

[nerascal]

I had the worst punting remorse ever when I saw her years ago.

Never to be repeated. She puts effort in but that's the only positive element.

[Geordieboy]

Never again would I visit her I would rather fuck a pig

[bbanks]

Seen her twice (I think) but not for a few years. Her little venue in Felling doesn’t have a sink to wash in if I recall which has put me off ever returning. Good massage and seems keen to please but still, how is she washing up between clients?

[billabong]

Seen her twice (I think) but not for a few years. Her little venue in Felling doesn’t have a sink to wash in if I recall which has put me off ever returning. Good massage and seems keen to please but still, how is she washing up between clients?

There is a bathroom. It’s the room at the back right of the premises… running hot water, toiletries and a sink etc, just ask to use it.

[dexpunt]

There is a bathroom. It’s the room at the back right of the premises… running hot water, toiletries and a sink etc, just ask to use it.

Well she obviously hadn't used it before my visit

[Jimmy Cagney]

Comments on well known site that she does bareback... another reason to avoid going forward

[Prudmag]

Did she used to be called Jess?

[nerascal]

Did she used to be called Jess?

Yes but not to be confused with the slim attractive Jess in Gateshead

[billabong]

Comments on well known site that she does bareback... another reason to avoid going forward

That’s where the smell is coming from then 

[Robyorks1981]

Comments on well known site that she does bareback... another reason to avoid going forward

That would make sense. I saw her a couple of years back and as I was stood behind her cupping her tits from behind she kept trying to back herself onto me. Luckily she’s a bit rough looking or I may not have been able to resist letting her. I never went back after that experience