Essex Romford Massage (actually Collier Row)

[Hackneylad1]

I know Collier Row and Romford are in Havering so strictly should be in London but have put it in East England as I think more useful to those in Essex

Link: External Link/Members Only
as usual a couple of weeks ago


The girl:  I got a Whatsapp set of details with photos - they claim in the ad 2 Ukranian Ladies - I was offered Lana (Ukranian) or another Brazilian girl. I chose Lana the Ukranian "girl" . Photos at least 10 or maybe 15years old. No English to speak off so only gestures and the odd word. Blonde hair, nice tits, big wide arse, probably late 40s.

The venue: Address above shops in Collier Row - back entrance using stairs at side.

The session:  30mins B2B - £60

The massage was very poor - lot of massaging of feet - only small amount of rubbing oily tits on back - same with front - no CC swipes or reach unders - then started  what turned out to be a very poor hand job - did most of the work myself otherwise her technique would have got nowhere.

I am rating this as a negative because I like a bit of teasing during the massage - or at least a decent massage - neither available here.

I am comparing her with Lily who seems to have totally disappeared since returning home for 1 month back in Sept last year. All that I have seen in Maldon, Basildon and now this one have been very poor in comparison.

It was over in 20mins then I had a bit of a rushed shower and left on the dot. There was no goodbye see you again.

[Hackneylad1]

Have asked a mod to change the rating. Should be negative

[PilotMan]

Have asked a mod to change the rating. Should be negative

I'm not a Mod obviously (more a Rocker), but with some magic, a sleight of the hand and a flick of the wrist, I changed it.

One thing I noticed previously is that a helper can't change their own review ratings.

[Hackneylad1]

I'm not a Mod obviously (more a Rocker), but with some magic, a sleight of the hand and a flick of the wrist, I changed it.

One thing I noticed previously is that a helper can't change their own review ratings.

Thanks for that. I also noticed that I can't change my own rating.

[sparkus]

It doesn't matter where you think it is or is more use to, reviews go in the region they took place in.

[Pillowtalk]

It doesn't matter where you think it is or is more use to, reviews go in the region they took place in.

Agreed. Collier Row and Romford are deepest Cockneyshire.

[PilotMan]

Agreed. Collier Row and Romford are deepest Cockneyshire.

I'm deeply offended - how dare you tarnish us cockney's with such a chav brush.

Beffnal Green is as far east as we go. 

[Hackneylad1]

It doesn't matter where you think it is or is more use to, reviews go in the region they took place in.

I thought the purpose of a review was to be of use to other members. I must be confused. Just get on with it and move my reviews around then.

[sparkus]

I thought the purpose of a review was to be of use to other members. I must be confused. Just get on with it and move my reviews around then.

Got to draw the line somewhere mate.

It's the same with people putting Buckhurst Hill and Loughton reviews in London "cos they're on the tube".

[pepsicolaboy]

I have visited here it is a Ukranian run flat, who usually have Brazilians and Ukranians, the madame is a Ukrainian 30 something I think and currently away. Another lady? & phone number answers texts and it tallies with the phone number on the link.

The photos on the link are not the place you see, its a small flat with 2 small rooms.

They usually have 30-40 year old Ukranian Milfs or hotter Brazilians 25-35 year olds.

Photos can be very deceptive here.

Angela is almost always on the roster, she is much bigger than photos, prob a good size 14 and droppy boobs, big arse Ukranian milk about 35.

I think I will refer to this place as Ukranian Flat in Collier Row

The issue with this place is its expensive, usually:

- £60 - 30 mins massage
- £100 - 30 mins massage and sex and OW
(OWO only a few do and its extra)

and upwards..

On the plus, I think prostage massage is included in the 30 mins with glove (if the girl does it)

Do the rules allow me to share photos the Sergie/Mrs Sergie freely share of the SP on whatsapp?

Photos from link and this is not the real venue:

 

Hidden Image/Members Only

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from messaging

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Edit: appears to suggest they now NOT including Prostate in basic massage service 

[sparkus]

I wasn't vaguely interested in this place before, but I am now!