Mercedes - La Maison, Bury

[Pat Phelan]

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Price: £70 half hour punt including owo

Meet: I was met with a friendly smile and she was nice and chatty as I followed her into the room. She is facially pretty which was the first thing I noticed. Her stated age is 25 which is probably accurate. It’s not very often you can say that about a wg at this or any parlour really, in my experience. I’d say she’s a dress size 18. She was covered in fake tan, especially around her feet and ankles which I’m not a huge fan of. But it wasn’t enough to completely put me off going ahead with the punt. She’s got a few tattoos as well, one on each thigh I think but I can’t be too sure. The pictures are very, very generous to say the least. Especially those pictures of her arse. It doesn’t look anywhere near as nice in person. Her breasts even look bigger in the pictures than in person.

Action: She asked if I wanted ow or owo. I replied owo and she asked for £50. Notes handed over and I took a shower whilst she left the room for 5 minutes. I dried off and sat on the bed. She came in and stood in front of me. I didn’t bother with FK, just straight for the tits. She removed her top and bra. I sucked them for a bit. I then asked her to climb on top but she went down south instead. So she took my cock and started wanking it, sucking it and she spat on it a few times. She managed to get about half my cock in her mouth whilst sucking with a good bit of eye contact. Also, a good bit of dick slapping on her tongue. After a couple of minutes she wants to get on the bed so I sat up against the wall with the pillows and she got down between my legs. Mostly sucking but a good bit of wanking also. Her ball sucking was too strenuous bordering painful. I got the johnny and asked her to strap it on. She asked what position I wanted. I opted for doggy. So she bent over saying she loves it in doggy. As I started pumping away she positioned her self in a fairly awkward way. This was after I accidentally stuck my cock in her arse. After a minute or she means forward and my cock slips out. By now I’ve gone a bit limp. I just wasn’t enjoying it. I got her to finish me off with a blow job / wank. I jizzed as she wanked me off. All in all the action lasted about 15 minutes. I took another shower. We chatted and I left. When I got back in my car there was still 10 minutes left in my punt. All I can say is she wasn’t bad enough to warrant a negative. Her attitude was good. She was friendly. But her blowjob was bang average and the sex was a bit naff.

Summery: I’m starting to believe some of these girls can’t take a cock longer than 5.5 inches erect inside their fanny. Because most of the clients who visit these parlours in the Bury/Rochdale/Oldham area are “Asians” and I’ve been told a few times in the past they have very small erect penises compared to a lot of white men on average. So the awkward positions and the “be gentle”, “be nice” if it’s a Rom which means I can’t pound away because it obviously causes the some pain. Anyway, I left fairly disappointed.

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This was after I accidentally stuck my cock in her arse.

 

[Clitheroelad]

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Price: £70 half hour punt including owo

Meet: I was met with a friendly smile and she was nice and chatty as I followed her into the room. She is facially pretty which was the first thing I noticed. Her stated age is 25 which is probably accurate. It’s not very often you can say that about a wg at this or any parlour really, in my experience. I’d say she’s a dress size 18. She was covered in fake tan, especially around her feet and ankles which I’m not a huge fan of. But it wasn’t enough to completely put me off going ahead with the punt. She’s got a few tattoos as well, one on each thigh I think but I can’t be too sure. The pictures are very, very generous to say the least. Especially those pictures of her arse. It doesn’t look anywhere near as nice in person. Her breasts even look bigger in the pictures than in person.

Action: She asked if I wanted ow or owo. I replied owo and she asked for £50. Notes handed over and I took a shower whilst she left the room for 5 minutes. I dried off and sat on the bed. She came in and stood in front of me. I didn’t bother with FK, just straight for the tits. She removed her top and bra. I sucked them for a bit. I then asked her to climb on top but she went down south instead. So she took my cock and started wanking it, sucking it and she spat on it a few times. She managed to get about half my cock in her mouth whilst sucking with a good bit of eye contact. Also, a good bit of dick slapping on her tongue. After a couple of minutes she wants to get on the bed so I sat up against the wall with the pillows and she got down between my legs. Mostly sucking but a good bit of wanking also. Her ball sucking was too strenuous bordering painful. I got the johnny and asked her to strap it on. She asked what position I wanted. I opted for doggy. So she bent over saying she loves it in doggy. As I started pumping away she positioned her self in a fairly awkward way. This was after I accidentally stuck my cock in her arse. After a minute or she means forward and my cock slips out. By now I’ve gone a bit limp. I just wasn’t enjoying it. I got her to finish me off with a blow job / wank. I jizzed as she wanked me off. All in all the action lasted about 15 minutes. I took another shower. We chatted and I left. When I got back in my car there was still 10 minutes left in my punt. All I can say is she wasn’t bad enough to warrant a negative. Her attitude was good. She was friendly. But her blowjob was bang average and the sex was a bit naff.

Summery: I’m starting to believe some of these girls can’t take a cock longer than 5.5 inches erect inside their fanny. Because most of the clients who visit these parlours in the Bury/Rochdale/Oldham area are “Asians” and I’ve been told a few times in the past they have very small erect penises compared to a lot of white men on average. So the awkward positions and the “be gentle”, “be nice” if it’s a Rom which means I can’t pound away because it obviously causes the some pain. Anyway, I left fairly disappointed.

.i was interested in this one but wont bothet now. Sorry it was so grim OP. Better luck next time.

[tnt111]

Lady...Mercedes
Place...Lamaison, Bury
Date...23/01/23
Price...£70...£20 to the Desk £50 to W.G.

Booked in to see Mercedes cause the pics looked good...but she looked nothing like them...she was chubby not voluptuous
but is good looking with big tits plus had a nice and friendly manner.

I was told by a punter in the lounge that shes great in the room and that he was waiting for a 2nd round with her that day
so i took his word for it.

After moneys sorted and shower had...the punt was good with deep kissing, slurppy cock sucking, and sex in doggy, mish
cowgirl, then ending with sex in reverse mish {her flat face down} and me coming all over her huge ass.

Verdict...Mercedes was a good shag and very friendly 
             But they need to put up true pics 
             If you like em skinny or Curvy with a small waist....Skip!! 

[george r]

you should have started a new thread on her mate .is yours a neutral or positive ?

[tnt111]

Positive....for sex
Negative....for false pics