Author Topic: ".your.desire." - Bristol - Weird, bs and poor punt  (Read 1998 times)


6 review(s) for .Your.desire. (3 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Payyourwaymate]

Offline jaydefo24

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Unfortunately broke my own rules and didn’t do the diligent research to cross check this one. Profile looked very legit, good reviews and credible profile writing and photos.

Polish. I’ve got a soft spot for Polish girls having had excellent punts with them previously.

Comms?
Responsive… clear.

Location?
V central near harbour side in anonymous apartment block.

Entering building?
Firstly had to call to get her to let me in as couldn’t work the door system… bit awkward

Girl?
First impression: attractive features but much older than profile would imply, but big jacket so assumed body would be tight as profile described. Once in I confirmed the time 30mins at 100£ and handed the cash. I wasn’t feeling confident at this point but … rush/horn got the better of me.

Meet?
It was soon clear this was going to be challenging. She just stared at me in a weird vacant “who the fuck are you?” face… and began undressing. Body was slim but with the kind of loose flab around belly that only someone who was once overweight or pregnant has. Stretch marks. Not much resemblance to the photos. Tits small and at least not too saggy.

Connection at this point was zero. Went to the bed and began the silent and awkward process of fake arousel. Decided to walk at the point she started unwrapping the condom when I’m still flaccid. She turned me off with her coldness.

I suggest I walk and she keep half the money. She refused saying that would be unfair as she’s naked and I pay for this.

Not wanting to create a scene she asked what I need, I said I need to feel like there’s some connection / interest from her else I don’t get arouse. She offered to kiss me; which I took; let’s try.

Proceeded to make the best of it by kissing her and trying to make it vaguely GFE. Her BJ was covered and quite good. But no vibe.

The sex in missionary was ok but I had no idea whether she wanted to end it asap or was enjoying it. She looked at me in a way that made me unsure of anything.

Asked her fave position and doggy was it. Was ok.

She asked me to cum when she was on top of me, and I duly did. It was a weird one. Afterward she said she came too but there was no signal of this at all.

Chat was stilted and weird. “You ask too many question.” I was just trying to break the silence love.

Very likely a bait and switch based on the reviews on AW.

I honestly feel confused by this punt. I’d be surprised if anyone else had a very different experience.



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She asked me to cum when she was on top of me, and I duly did. It was a weird one. Afterward she said she came too but there was no signal of this at all.

Not sure why this made me laugh so much. I can almost imagine that being said by Captain Mainwaring.

Banging body. What was he face like?

Offline jaydefo24

Not sure why this made me laugh so much. I can almost imagine that being said by Captain Mainwaring.

Banging body. What was he face like?

Not the girl in the photos ( unless they were taken 10 years ago before she had a baby or got fat then thin again.

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Offline Jonlove69


Interested punters should watch out that the current owner of the "your desire" profile is not the SP that Smiths saw.

Historically a bait and switch account. Thanks for the review. One to avoid
« Last Edit: February 01, 2023, 10:58:36 pm by Jonlove69 »

Offline big-al93

Tbh, you said you booked because she had good reviews, I'm assuming you mean AW feedback given your other post which I'm assuming is about this SP. Because the reviews here are mixed at best. But there are several names mentioned in the AW feedback, Olivia, Sienna ect. Therefore I don't understand why a member here, with more than 10 reviews under his belt, would even bother looking at the AW feedback as we all know it adds up to the square root of fuck all? Why not check on here? Even the AW feedback would have at least had me on a 50/50 and ready to walk.

Offline jaydefo24

Tbh, you said you booked because she had good reviews, I'm assuming you mean AW feedback given your other post which I'm assuming is about this SP. Because the reviews here are mixed at best. But there are several names mentioned in the AW feedback, Olivia, Sienna ect. Therefore I don't understand why a member here, with more than 10 reviews under his belt, would even bother looking at the AW feedback as we all know it adds up to the square root of fuck all? Why not check on here? Even the AW feedback would have at least had me on a 50/50 and ready to walk.

I honestly don’t know why I made such a rookie mistake and your suppositions are true. I was just in a hurry with a short window of time to do my research and I thought I’d seen profiles like her before turn out very well; body looked incredible in photos. I just read a couple reviews on AW and had to go to work. Still no excuse for such stupidity when I could’ve checked UKp on the toilet for example!

Offline joninbristol

It's odd reading this back again a couple of days after first seeing your review of her.
She actually comes across as cold in your writing about her - not something that's notable in most reviews.
That's a reflection of the SP's service BTW, not a criticism of your writing.
Sounds like one to avoid, on to the ever growing AW blacklist.....many thanks.
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Offline Stevelondon

I’m always somewhat confused by the pricing given on some profiles. This is just another one.
£100 for 30 minutes but if you want an hour it’s £250.

“I’ll just have two 30 minute bookings love”  :D

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I’m always somewhat confused by the pricing given on some profiles. This is just another one.
£100 for 30 minutes but if you want an hour it’s £250.

“I’ll just have two 30 minute bookings love”  :D

Currently showing £100 & £140