External Link/Members Only Getting slightly bored with massage providers in Bristol so intrigued when I saw advert for Cambodian massage. Phoned to ask what that was and how differed from Thai, Chinese etc and try and gauge what was on offer. None the wiser but was going to be in the neighbourhood so thought I would TOFT.
Paid, I think, £50 for hour.
Comms – good.
Venue – house in residential part of Speedwell. Parking on road but lots have houses have drive ways so not the easiest.
Masseuse – says she is Cambodian but not sure I would know if that’s the case or not. Would put in her early 40s but, again, could be wrong. Slim and pretty. Dressed in black with some cleavage showing. Told me her name was Vanna and that she’d worked a number of shops in Bristol on the Gloucester Road and in Kingswood. Not very complimentary towards Thai or Chinese massage shops or staff!! Claims she has trained in Cambodia. English good enough for a conversation – more of that later!
Main event – shoes off in the hall and up the stairs. Large room used for massage containing massage table and mattress on the floor. The latter used for the massage. Stripped off while Vanna was in the room. Enquired whether to take everything off or leave boxers on to try and gauge what might follow. Told to take off the lot. Face down on the mattress and massage begins. Not sure I could discern noticeable differences with other massages I’ve had although more gentle than in the hands of some practitioners. Not sensual and no cc swipes or reach unders so was thinking that it would be legit.
I don’t mind a chat when being massaged as it helps to build up a bit of a rapport so I asked some general questions. Probably wished I hadn’t. Vanna can talk for Cambodia! She went on and on and on. I wished I hadn’t instigated the conversation! She talked about some of her clients wanting to take her to London, her shopping trips, cost of renting in Bristol etc. Only positive was when she talked about branching out as a sole provider and not working in shops. She said she started off not offering any extras but had then moved to HE/HJ so I knew that it wasn’t totally legit.
Turned over and she massaged my torso and legs and then asked the magic question. Said HJ was £30 take it or leave it. Very business like. I agreed. She then sat at the bottom of the mattress between my legs, oiled up my cock and gave me a very nice – but slightly functional – hand job. I had asked if there was more on offer – would have liked to see her body and get my hands on my tits – but clear that there wasn’t for me. Or, possibly, there might be. She said everyone asks about B2B but they can’t afford the £250 she charges!! Bit like the tradesman who doesn’t want to fix your roof so quotes you a ridiculous price hoping you won’t take them up on it but will drop the prices when they don’t have any other work.
I’m giving this a weak neutral but
Recommend – no
Visit again – no
