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6 review(s) for Sexiest Thai Anna (6 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Iloveoral]

Offline Iloveoral

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Lots of choice, not much catching my eye as the Thais go this week, I did message Miya in Burton but no response in 24 hours.

Tried this one, reply”s came back quite quickly
New location to me on a residential road, front room converted to a self contained bed sit from the front door, nice and tidy, clean, street was ok to park on.

Behind the door, she’s the girl in the photos yes, no idea when they were taken, she’s NOT 30 yrs old more 50 imo

Mum tum and sagging natural tits, B/C cup with stretchies where they were bigger before then gravity won. Pretty and sexy for her age, I was half expecting so wasn’t the end of the world.

Kissing is lips closed, owo (was a tenner on top of the £70 notes for 30 mins) half decent effort but nothing to write home about. Asked I I wanted to lick her I suggested 69, no issues, nice and clean, tasted fresh.

Sex in mish to start, few position changes before blowjob finish, I’m half way round the last lap and I spot a vibrator  :scare: I ask if I can have a play and she says yes, instead of whacking it up her I ask ok to use on me? She says yes as she baby oils my cock to finish me off, I grab the baby oil and lube up my chocky starfish (now I’m new to this crap so yes I made a mistake), so I’m playing with this thing as I get a combo of noshing my bell and handwork on the rest, I may have got carried away and surprisingly got all this buzzing thing up my arse, it’s different for want of other words :lol: so I’m about to shoot she moves my cock to jiz on her tits, so no cim but no drama it wasn’t discussed, and I’m done.

Should you ever be daft like me, the vibratory needs lube not baby oil, I can’t get the cunt out my arse  :lol: I seem to have gone dry and stuck, big pull and I’ve got it, I keep it behind my back incase it looks like a magnum ice cream (like Lola’s arse) but surprisingly it’s clean as a whistle.

My legs are a bit jelly now but good times  :dance:

For the money, £80 all in, I had fun, the sexy was nice, good daft ending, we both had a giggle at my expense, though she was older and not exactly as described on the tin it was enjoyable.

I walked back to the car, never realised I’d gone over my time by 12 mins so no rushing, I could have probably stopped an hour she was in no rush to get rid of me.

Probably wouldn’t see again as I’m a dirty old perv that likes younger girls
I’d recommend only if you’ve read this and know what your walking in to and not just going off the AW page.
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« Last Edit: January 24, 2023, 09:17:46 pm by Iloveoral »

Offline braman69

Bloody hell you could have had a starring role on 24 hours in A & E  :D

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Had a good chuckle at this, great work as always. :D

Offline Dipper

Must’ve been a heart in mouth moment ILO :scare:

Pure terror for a while I imagine… would you say possibly a neutral without the vibe fun/fright?

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Bloody hell you could have had a starring role on 24 hours in A & E  :D

I can just see the missus watching telly and I stroll on the screen whilst “at work”  :lol:
Yes doctor I was leaving the office, someone had left the bottom filing cabinet drawer open, I went arse over tit and landed on this bad boy  :lol:

Totally believable

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Had a good chuckle at this, great work as always. :D
To be fair I make myself laugh most days, mainly thinking stupid fucker  :lol: :lol: :drinks:

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Must’ve been a heart in mouth moment ILO :scare:

Pure terror for a while I imagine… would you say possibly a neutral without the vibe fun/fright?

It was a oh oh moment, she didn’t look impressed as she snatched it and washed it in the kitchen sink  :lol: :drinks:

She delivered everything I asked so I’d leave as a weak positive without the daft arse stuff
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A kind of C+ in old marking terms then … :D

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It was a oh oh moment, she didn’t look impressed as she snatched it and washed it in the kitchen sink  :lol: :drinks:

Did she wash it with the other pots? It might have helped loosen any burnt lasagne  :sarcastic:

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A kind of C+ in old marking terms then … :D

Hey, nothing wrong with a C+, I used to celebrate those  :thumbsup:

Offline Dipper

Hey, nothing wrong with a C+, I used to celebrate those  :thumbsup:

Certainly not :D

Me also.

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A kind of C+ in old marking terms then … :D
I’d say that’s fair yeah  :drinks:

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Did she wash it with the other pots? It might have helped loosen any burnt lasagne  :sarcastic:

Was a bit weird but the room was super tiny and the kitchen sink was 4 foot from the end of the bed, really was a small bedsit

Oh and the bed was just wood no mattress which was strange shagging without the bounce  :D

Offline Charliehutton

ILO, that's a scream. Are you working on a new Mills & Boon novel?

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Hey, nothing wrong with a C+, I used to celebrate those  :thumbsup:
You must have gone to a posh clever school then not the shit tip I went to, if you made it to Friday every week you were doing well.  :lol:  :lol: :lol:

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ILO, that's a scream. Are you working on a new Mills & Boon novel?

Well if mills and boom are reading this, and to be fair I think they have as Head1 is a big fan he has them on audiobooks  :lol:  they can probably see a connection between my obviously nostalgic yet natural helpless romantic side and tender passion that their readers are looking for, I am available!!! I’m also not bad at waffling bollox  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You must have gone to a posh clever school then not the shit tip I went to, if you made it to Friday every week you were doing well.  :lol:  :lol: :lol:
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