I prefer full service bookings, but occasionally I go for a massage with a happy ending. This is rarer and rarer nowadays as I just prefer to fuck.
Comms: Quick text to see who's working. They've basically only had Deepika working for ages, but I do from time to time check to see if there's anyone new. First time in months they mention a new girl. An Indian lady called Meena. I call up to book, it gets answered by Meena. All booked in, no problems.
Location: The normal G5 health treatment centre. It was warm for once in the room which was decent.
The Girl: Henna is a slim and petite Indian lady. Born in India, so still has the thick accent which I like. She looked around early 20s. She was in some jogging bottoms and a baggy jumper. She's ok facially, nothing to write home about. You probably wouldn't turn her down on a night out. You also probably wouldn't approach her on a night out.
The Meet: Rang the doorbell when I arrived, which was answered very quickly. Let in by Hennh, who was the same girl who I spoke to on the phone. Brought to the tiny room, and told to get ready. Laid face down and when she returned I was given a basic rub down with oil. No reach unders, nothing sensual, nothing really good about it. Asked to turn over, and she Pretty quickly she asks me if I wanted extras, which I said I would. She reeled off the ridiculous list to me. £40 for a happy ending, £60 for topless, £80 (I think) for full naked, and £500 for sex! Absolutely crazy prices. Opted for happy ending, but managed to talk her down to £25. She wouldn't budge on the topless price, although I did get to show me what was on offer, so she flashed me for a few seconds. She did have a good pair of tits. Anyway she gave me a pretty good happy ending, and she took instruction well when I wanted my balls played with, and what tempo, etc. She threw in some dirty talk, along the lines of your making me so horny, and other generic lines. She also allowed touching over clothes. Forget to mention the intrusive questions throughout the massage. Where do you work? What company? Married? Kids? Where do you live? Etc. Not a big deal for me as I have all of the bullshit answers ready for punts. I left feeling ripped off. £35 for a 30 minute massage, which is more than I've ever paid for a 30 minute massage. If the owner was there I'd have queried it with him, as I'm sure she was just having me on. But paid it anyway. Then £25 for the happy ending was equally as stupid. I've never paid more than £20 for a happy ending.
Pros: Good happy ending. Ok looking girl. Friendly enough.
Cons: majorly expensive, intrusive questions, no reach unders, nothing sensual, average girl.
Not recommended at all. Like I say I just feel ripped off for some reason. If it costed £45 it would've been a neutral.
