Nicole_thai - Farnborough

[Dead Wood]

This punt gets a negative from me, although I’ve had worse over the years.

She’s a perfectly friendly woman.  35-ish, smiley, tiny, maybe size 10.  The coms were quick and clear by text.  I’ve shagged Hot Helen in the same room a few times.  Opposite Lloyds Pharmacy.   

Her text said she would kiss me if I was ‘handsome and clean’.  I showered when I got there, I was very clean shaven and wearing my fiendishly expensive Aesop facial balm.  Even so, I received the briefest of reluctant closed lip pecks.  The ‘fucking and sucking’ was neither particularly memorable, nor delivered with much enthusiasm. 

She seems to have a routine which involves her getting the customer to come ASAP, then giving them a massage to the end of their booked time.  That’s what she did for me, which is not what I am looking for in a punt.  I want teasing and erotic foreplay, then raunchy, engaged fucking - the GFE, I suppose.  Indeed, what Hot Helen gives me, and others like her.

I have to say her service actually rather baffled me, as I can't see how it is going to bring in the punters.  The massage was OK – although no where near as good as Jessica Baby Shark up the road in Woking. 

I booked for 45 minutes - I was in and out in 40.  I paid £110 including £10 for a little bit of OWO. 

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[dubhcarr]

Thanks for the review Mr DW  guess I'll save my hard earned thanks and better luck next time out.

[tp69]

Cheers DW, sorry it sucked.

I'd recommend giving Maya a try, she was surprisingly good, and was recommended by Dub.

[Double-o-nine]

Unlucky. Agreed with your comments. I reviewed her a few months ago and she was a negative for me. She is friendly and good looking but definitely not a GFE.

[Dead Wood]

I'd recommend giving Maya a try, she was surprisingly good, and was recommended by Dub.

Maya was next on my list.  School boy error on my part - her UKP rating is so much better.  That one little negative review at the end caused me to swerve.

Cheers, gents. 

[tp69]

Maya was next on my list.  School boy error on my part - her UKP rating is so much better.  That one little negative review at the end caused me to swerve.

Cheers, gents. 

Give Sara a go too, she's lovely. Doesn't get her tongue involved as much as Maya, but she certainly got it involved plenty in the last 10 mins as I think she got worried I wouldn't get there in time, so turned up the passion - it worked