Its been a year or so since I have done any punting related activities, so I thought I would get started again with a visit to two massage parlours in Chadwell Heath that I have often driven past.
I will first review Welcome Thai Massage (
External Link/Members Only)
Cost: £45.00 [HR was offered and cost of it: £20]
Service: Deep tissue massage and HR was on the table but I didn't go for it for reasons I will get into later.
Deed: I called up the place beforehand and asked to be booked in for an hour deep-tissue massage session (felt like needed one anyway), arranged time and headed over. Reached there and was greeted by a young Thai lady that goes by the name Chris who spoke okay-ish English. Chris was probably under the age of 30 (but Thai do look younger than their actual age from my limited experience interacting with others), she wasn't a stunner but okay as a masseuse. After the payment was sorted, I was led into the room (room had a proper massage table and it looked like the other rooms did as well from my quick look in as I walked back out later) and I stripped whilst Chris went away; she came back after a while, the clock didn't start till I was face down on the table. I knew this would be a proper massage when she started on me with my towel still on. She was good with the amount of pressure she was putting on as she did a perfect deep massage, and I felt like all the knots were taken care off at the end of it.
Anyway jumping ahead, so the overall massage session was good! Chris knew exactly what she was doing, the whole towel covering the private areas whilst she did the last parts, it was a proper professional session. I had to ask if there was any extras whilst she was doing my back and she said HR, I further I enquired if there was anything else and was told no, even though I did try and push for other services but to no avail. By the time she was done doing the front, I was not in the mood to indulge in anything else and the hard massage I had just received had me feeling like going home and taking a hot shower. So when she did ask me as she was stretching me off at the end, I did say no thank you; some other time.
So overall, this is good place to go to if you actually want a good deep tissue massage and if you still have the energy and mood to have HR, then its on the table but nothing else from what I gathered from Chris. There were two other ladies at the premise when I left, both quite mature though. However from FBSM perspective, it is not great but I will go back for my deep tissue whenever I feel the knots.
Further down the same week as I went to Welcome Thai, I headed to Siam Massage (
External Link/Members Only) down the road from Welcome Thai.
Cost: £45.00 [B2B: £80, Top Off: £40, HR: £20].
Service: Relaxing sensual massage with B2B (£45+£60) - only had another 60.
Deed: I walked in and I was met with two ladies, the one who did the massage for me was called Lisa (I think), definitely a mature lady but looks young and attractive but could tell she's got on some age. I asked for a relaxing massage since earlier on the week had a very deep massage from Chris (Welcome Thai). So usual drill, walked into a functional massage room. I stripped whilst Lisa went out and came back after a while. I got on my front and I knew from the get go this place offered more since she whipped my towel off
. So she began her massage, which was ok, but the CC swiped started pretty much straight away after she spent a while trying to tickle the sole of my foot (strange lol). Whilst she was massaging my bum, she asked me if I wanted anything else and of course I asked what was on the table and she spilled the above menu of HR, Top-Off and B2B (B2B I had to ask for). I did think it was a bit much but I really needed it and I only had 60, to which she agreed if I was to come back (so from that I knew I have been had, should have started with something lower - rooky mistake!). She didn't really start anything till the 35min mark (but did allow me to have my hand roam wherever I could reach whilst lying face down) that was also at my insistence when I turned around myself without being asked! So when I turned around, she started getting naked in front of me, taking off her masseuse uniform (typical t-shirt and leggings). She's got nicely done bolt-ons, kinda hard to touch, so not very natural but ey oh, I am not going to complaint, she was taking care of the little guy with her hand whilst I was massaging her tits and slapping that pert ass. So she slid around me and then sat in between my legs and did HR whilst I played around with her tits, I did ask for a kiss but was told no, disease and all that - so was like fair good hygiene practise and didn't push it. Released quite a bit into her hand.
So whilst she and I got cleaned, she started putting her clothes back on which was bit like hmm, I thought you would stay naked and she said and I was like damn! I really did get scammed with my 60! Anyway's back to tickling/sensual massage and at the 55 mark I got off the table myself and said ye that's all good, thanks! Got dressed and she walked me out.
So verdict, I won't be going back to this place, the prices are steep in comparison to Irina who I am a regular off (before anyone starts on me, I have done my review of her and I am a regular of hers, so don't think I should be doing a review of every visit I have been with her) and she offers more..soo I will stick with her for FBSM unless one of you gentlemen post about someone amazing!
