Author Topic: Relax Massage - Burnham-on-Sea  (Read 2608 times)


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Offline goro

quick review for relax massage in Burnham on sea

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seen this girl on a whim last week. well, she was a kinda last resort as i had been messed about by another WG that day and nothing else was about. but wanted some fun.

services:
full sex and covered oral £70 for half hour and £120 for full hour
or
a massage service including B2B with happy ending for £60/£90

yes please, so arrangements was made, after checking the profile and receiving a few texts detailing her services.
on the way to the location in Burnham on sea i relised that i was going to a location i went before last year when i met a lady i was really disappointed with, (and had forgotten about) it didnt click until halfway there. i had enquired with a few girls from aw in 2022 with texts that all pointed to this location. so i guess it just a rental house for touring girls.  i was hoping it would not be the same girl

door open and heart sank, it was the same girl but im here now. might be ok after all.
i felt she was a lot darker than her profile pictures showed tho but the body was tight and healthy. think her boobs was fake. with a few tattoos

i took off my things and visibly seen her look at me. looking quite disinterested. her vibe was almost at bad as mine i guess.
she pointed to the bed, no chit chat or small talk. i apologized about my loose skin from weight loss. she said its ok she had other clients who was "fat like you" those was her words to me. she put the rubber on.  told her how much i had lost and she said "but you need to go to gym to sort the skin out too" 

i should of walked then, but ive never walked out on a meet. horrible attitude at least dont insult clients. i really think she didnt like me for some reason.

now, i dont know if the rubber was way too big or if i had been turned off enough to start going soft. but it wasnt tight on me at all, bit loose on my 7.5 inches. she started blowing me, and i could hardly feel her mouth due to the loose rubber. yeah, was defo going soft now tho. prob a semi at best.
it was a shit 2 min blowjob that sounded like a marigold going on.

straight to the sex. started with cowgirl
which was boring too, no talking or any interaction. just going though the motions. she was smiling a little but thats it.
then she changed her position where she was kinda sat on her legs while still inside her, her knees on my chest. felt weird but she probably felt like she was being kinky.
told me it was my turn and got on her back, i entered her, started pounding and then she told me to stop because "it was hurting"
so put her legs over shoulders because its something i like to do, she said that hurts too. so just held legs akimbo and carried on that way ..

i did cum but there wasnt anything good about the meet.

i was out of the door in 13 mins. what a waste of time and money. 3rd worst punt in 6 years
interested to hear others experience with her.

overall 2/10

pros: my dick was in her mouth at one point
cons: everything else





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quick review for relax massage in Burnham on sea

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seen this girl on a whim last week. well, she was a kinda last resort as i had been messed about by another WG that day and nothing else was about. but wanted some fun.

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Last resort?

Burnham-on-Mud is very much the last resort you'd ever want to visit

Offline goro

Last resort?

Burnham-on-Mud is very much the last resort you'd ever want to visit

ive not heard Burnham-on-mud for a decade. but yeh. barrel scraping there