Did my Jeremy Clarkson test drive of this girl after 7 positives in the last coupla months.Top Gear? Nah,more like neutral/reverse with this one.This punt epitomised my wildly fluctuating fortunes with Lush over the years.
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Usual bell to their operations room,they appear to have a British guy in their “ring-and-ride” team now - answered me.Or, Bogdan their usual EE operatort’s crammed in some elocution lessons…..
Premises ? Their Masshouse flat - again! No problemo,nice + convenient for me.Bathroom light sorted since my last visit.Whoop whoop …….
Damage ? Standard
£60 for
30 General Appearance : -5’3”,slight olive skin tinge
-Early - mid 20s
-Medium-slim : size 8ish?
-Tight tum
-Small boobies,somewhere in 26 -30 A/B cup range
-Ok ass + legs
-Shaven
-1 word tatt below left collar bone
Face : Features would scream “Romanian” if I clocked her on civvy street.Not bad looking IMO.Pointy nose,black hair,big fake eyelashes.Bit of a “slutty f*ck doll” look to her.Pity her service didn’t reflect this……
Personality : V.quiet throughout + could’ve been in a morgue during the clear up.Limited English - can accept minimal convo at this price point if service levels are anything from OK upwards.
The Punt :Had to loiter for c.10mins at the gate
.Might as well have worn a “I’m here to blow out a pro$$ie” placard on my chest.Several spooked residents passed me - dark around there.Indiscrete process.On my previous visit here, buzzed + let in .Thought she was descending to get me - as it was this little figure dressed in all- black garb sauntered around the corner.Up to flat,coughed up + showered.
Off with her kit + she had a nice young bod
.Not particularly curvy : busty : or bubble butty,but reasonably tight,lean + decent enough.Sparked off the physical stuff when she took an interest in chewing on my nips + caressing the tool ,me standing + her kneeling on the bed.Progressed to preliminary munching,whereupon I lay down.
About 10 mins of OWO ensued.Not impressed at all with her technique,even tho she put some effort in + didn’t jump away from the D.One-dimensional,pedestrian, bob-bob-bob up and down
.In fact,more bobs than all those named “Robert” in the electoral roll.No imagination/creativity - licking,pace changes etc.And, as for DT? Only ever got 50-60% down.Now,I’ve been told I’m not small….a hamster wouldn’t snigger at my endowment + size shame me….but, neither would a donkey faint with shock if it saw me in full glory. Fairly bland tool hoovering…….
I usually rely on a good blowie to act as the “jump leads” to kick start me to full hardness in an FS meet,but this wasn’t going to happen with this mediocrity.Got Junior more solid with some hand shandying and applied the Mack.The usual Lush constricting sleeve
.Tried to plunge her in doggy,but her tightness + the johnny combined to kill the full boner + the fella started to soften.
Wasn’t going to leave without scattering my seed,so salvaged the meet by directing her to administer more sucking(OWO) + ballsucking.Spent most of the remaining time gnawing on my nuts - delivered well - while I whacked off,thinking of sexier encounters…like when my face was smothered by a 300lb lard arse woman who hadn’t washed her gash for a week.Lol,joking.
Accidentally knocked her while I was shunting my pipe,and she gave me a momentary “death stare” look.Apologised,but wanted to finish ASAP after this as the atmosphere started to feel frosty
. Upped my wanking pace dramatically.A few friction burns on my palm later,felt the cock sneezes brewing up.
Told her about the impending spasms + aimed my angry bell end at her mouth,expecting her lips to greedily engulf it - but no,open mouth and my slush only partly went in,mostly dribbling down her lips.Not a proper CIM in my book.
Dressed with no convo + ushered out with a curt farewell.
About 20mins of action altogether.
Summary :Young Rom with a decent body + not unattractive looks, IMO.Didn’t really shag her,so can’t assess her for this.If ball sucking’s your bag,she does deliver.Certainly no ingenue regarding sexual activity,and she may be biased towards the PSE end of the spectrum.
Collected 10 mins after scheduled start : short changed on time ‘cos of this + the punt going a bit sour : average OWO IMO : an uncommitted CIM : and, an uncomfortable finishing atmosphere add up to a red,even at this price point.Interesting that her greens were accumulated in Nov/early December when she first started.Jaded ?Maybe she didn’t like the look of me? Or the “Off Day” switch was on ? Or my expectations/preferences are different to others who’ve seen her ? Dunno,but doubt I’ll have another go.Know I may be going out on a limb + chucking a tiger among the pigeons with this rating compared to her previous reviews,but can only describe + evaluate my experience and offer my perspective.
Cheers,
LM 
