External Link/Members OnlySaw Ariel on Sunday evening.
30 minutes incall @ £70
Location was Bromsgrove Street Birmingham B5 . It's in the Ulez zone.
What a shitshow this was,absolute Bollocks. Total waste of 70 sheets.
Rang earlier in the day,comms were excellent to be fair,arranged a time later on in the evening,all good.
She gave a little giggle at the end of the chat,this either means, A...She's pretty friendly,or B....She's a passive aggressive bitch.
I was hoping it would be A,but Fuck my luck,it was B.
My last few punts had been with Lush,I just wanted to try soneone else,wish I hadn't bothered now.
Ariel opened the door,and to be honest,I wasn't impressed at all.
Early 50s I'd say,5'4,tiny tits,maybe B cups,and you've guessed it,to round it off....A big fat Bastard. Gotta be a size 20,big fat arse,Huge....and chunky legs.
I do like chunky birds,but not fat,and her previous reviews did have a few positives,so I thought I'd give it a crack
Oh yeah nearly forgot to mention...She's Fuck ugly,baseball batting her would improve her looks.
It's definitely her in the photos,but they're 15 years old.
Went in for a bit of light FK,her lips were nice and soft,but that's about it,closed mouth,not a good start.
I have been known to walk,but I do like to see how a punt pans out,sonetines a bad start doesn't necessarily mean a bad punt,obviously,in this case.....it did. Besides,it was over a month since my last punt,and I was full to bursting,maybe that's what swung it.
OWO next,this is where the Punt got a lot better. Ariel did say that she enjoyed giving oral,and this was evident in her delivery,very nice. Took about half to three quarters in,slowly at first,but getting more vigorous as she got into it.
Whacked her knickers off and into a bit of RO,clean shaved Snatch,felt the slightest of bristle.
Now I've heard of a snatch looking like a rottweiler,but I hadn't seen one that looked exactly like a rottweiler....until today.
Proper ugly snatch,nearly matched her face.
And that's when the typical Rom behaviour started, 'No sucking ,be gentle,too fast ' all bullshit to put you off. I moved upstairs to nibble on her tits,more of the same behaviour,this was going south fast.
69 next,I did enjoy her oral skills,definitely the best part of the Punt,but the rest was just Dire. Rubbered up and she got on top,I was going soft,which didn't help proceedings. Ariel did try to rock backwards and forwards,but having no access to her tits [ she was wearing a vest throughout ] and no kissing,little Imp didn't want to play.
She got tired after a bit and got off. Mish next,again very little joy,Fat Cunt could hardly lift her legs and kept complaining about taking it easy.
I'd given up the ghost by now,I wanted out. She even told me that I only had 3 minutes left,I replied that I had 8 minutes left,more typical Rom behaviour.
Back to OWO to finish off,and what happened next to be honest,I quite enjoyed. We'd agreed CIM and I unloaded.
I'm a judderer,and I was writhing all over the place,but she held onto my cock with her mouth like a pro,no complaints rom me.
Spat it out and gave me a decent clean up.
This is where the giggling started again I was pissed off and let her know it.
I know it was childish and slightly churlish of me but I didn't want her to feel that she'd got the better of our little arrangement.
I told her that she was exactly like my ex wife,big,fat and always complaining,I don't think that went down too well.
I questioned her ethnicity as well,I said are you Romanian ???
All your behaviour points that way.
I got dressed and Fucked off,feeling slightly better that I'd got a couple of things off my chest....For what that's worth.
As I walked down the corridor,I saw a bloke loitering around,looking like a punter.
What I did next was very unprofessional and I did make the bloke feel uneasy,which I do regret
I asked him are you waiting for Ariel ??? He told me that he didn't know who she was,I replied,If you are,I wouldn't bother !!!!
If that was someone on here,I do apologise,I was just soo pissed off that I didn't want a fellow OP to just go through what I'd gone through.
Topic: ARIEL BABE - Birmingham B5 - What a Shitshow (Read 2347 times)