External Link/Members OnlyWhere - St Leonards (near Warrior Sq station)
When - Sept 2022
Price - £80 for 30 mins
Amy (who I think was once Katy) is quite near to me, so was hopeful she would be OK since she is very convenient. Good comms, and directed to a flat near Warrior Square. Climbed quite a few flights of stairs, whilst thinking "This had better be worth it".
It wasn't.
I don't wish to be unnecessarily harsh, but Amy is, facially, extremely ugly. 1/10 is probably generous. Can only assume that the AW reviews describing her as "beautiful" and "attractive" were submitted by chaps with white sticks and labradors. Weird speaking voice too - difficult to describe but a bit like a cross between a little girl and a little old lady. No reason to query her stated age of 32, but I wasn't looking too closely. Body is about a 6/10: OK but nothing special.
Should have walked, but had no Plan B, and figured I could shag her in doggy. Some OK OWO, and then did just that. Because I didn't fancy her at all, I actually managed to last quite a long time, which is rare for me, and finished in the bag. She's not a bad shag, to be fair, and made some appreciative noises that sounded real.
Would I return? Absolutely not. I realise she can't help how she looks (although maybe some makeup wouldn't hurt), but she really needs to put some face pics on her profile so that punters know what they're signing up for. Perhaps she has some sort of reverse body dysmorphia and thinks she's stunning?! Obviously I'm not claiming film star good looks, but then I'm not selling myself for sex. A pity, because she's only a brief walk away from me.
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