External Link/Members OnlyRang up and made an appointment for 15 meetings alter. Said her name was Suzy, although it was difficult to understand her. Text sent with detail of prices as on website 2 hands massage:
30 mins £30 60 mins £40 90 mins £70 120 mins £80
4 hands massage: 30 mins £60, 60 mins £80
Parked in the Lidl car park, made my way up timing my entrance into the shop with the passing/waiting traffic at the lights. Fortunately there was an inner door, which opened as soon as I stepped in.
This was NOT any of the girls in the photos I wasn't naive enough to think they would be) nor even did she look like their fit mother. Suzy was probably mid 30s, definitely Chinese, long hair tied back, dumpy but not ugly but I was struggling to decide if I was going to stay.
Upstairs into a room which had a massage table, 2 pieces of paper rolled out onto it, small shower and clean.
Decided on the bare minimum for half hour for £30, she stayed clothed and started pouring oil on my legs. This was an odd massage as there was nothing sensual about it, her hands felt rough as she was rubbing them up and down my legs and then proceeded to get near my arase tickle and blow on it gently.
With 10 mins to go, she asked if I wanted body 2 body and really I should have said no as there was 10 minutes left, but when I'm in that position I struggle to ever say no. Said it was £50, which once I agreed she asked me to get it straight away.
Took her clothes off and while her breasts were okay she had the flattest arse I've ever seen on a woman and not very shapely too. She climbed on the bed and started rubbing herself on my face and encouraging me to suck her nipples as she immediately poured oil on my cock. While it was a decent hj, she never once looked at me and did loads of fake moans and "come on baby!".
Shot my load within a few minutes and got cleaned up with her passing me wet wipes and absolutely no word passed between us. I have never been so keen to escape.
Would I go back? Not at all unless I found a decent review
Would I recommend? Not at all, especially when my last 2 encounters have seen me pay £100 for an hour of naughtiness with a decent looking girl and £120 for an hour's 4 hand with loads of eye contact and fun.
Sometimes I wish I could learn to say no and save my money - at least it wasn't an hour!
