Long time absent from posting reviews, but this experience warrants a quick one. Punt happened same date as post. Girl below:
External Link/Members OnlyComs: Reasonably prompt and to the point. English is good, directions to venue were straightforward and by text. Didnt have to take directions via a call and appear dubious to any onlookers.
Venue: fairly shabby looking block of low rise flats. Easy to enter just off the main road. Entry was a breeze, just buzzed and went in, so no standing around deciphering cryptic directions via voice call.
Girl: Heres where my high hopes were dashed. I've always found Polish girls to be either stunning or incredibly mediocre. Sadly the latter applied for me. AW pictures are too flattering. Her complexion was rough, looked spotty/ pock matked beneath the dim red light. Body not as tight, flatish arse. Had a bit of a babushka look to her.
Service: This was a mechanical affair. Handed over the notes (luckily i paid for 15. Sometimes i book for 15 then up to 30 if the girl is making me twitch), after which she instructed me to strip whilst she stashed the cash. Upon return, i was shown 'my side if the bed', a lumpy, well used specimen, and she then went straight to the bag, no caressing, stroking kissing ( im fine with little pecks, i'm never looking for an emotional connection). Anyway, the ensuing blow job was hectic, a bit toothy and lacking any faux enthusiasm. I indicated i was ready to fuck, so she spun round for a bit of doggy. I guess the whole experience up to that point had dampened my fire, as i was desperately trying to conjour up more exciting memories to carry me through. I lost wood, so ended up on my back for a hand job, in which she employed a frantic, vigorous technique akin to prepping car paint. She murmered about the time, so i opted to try and finish myself manually. Usually a slight tickling of my balls and perineum whilst i wank is enough, but tickling isnt in her vocabulary, as she effectively dug her nails into my sack. I gave up at this point, now sat here in the car park typing this and contemplating a £40 vivastreet gamble to try and make amends.
Conclusion: I didnt manage my expectations, and was thoroughly disappointed. Granted i may have had a bad day and just wasnt in the mood after the travel, i think the combinationof her misleading profile pics and mechanical delivery makes this one a neggy for me.
