Found myself in Cheltenham just after Christmas so decided to visit Cheltenham Thai Massage.
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Called the number on their website, and booked one hour. Parking is available in Royal Well, and the venue itself is accessible via stairs down to the basement shop. St George's Road.
The shop itself is fit for purpose. Room I was in was quite small.
Price.
£45 for one hour massage. £50 for topless and hand relief ×2. Total of £95.
You can pay via card, which I did although in hindsight this may not have been the best idea, not because I have to justify my spending to anyone but because later that day, I got a message from my bank telling me someone had tried to make a payment of nearly £4k to American Express. It was flagged as fraudulent, I was contacted, card cancelled etc etc. Now I'm not saying this was related to the massage place itself but I want to give a rounded picture of events.
The girl.
Ling-Ling, Chinese, late 30s, 5ft 6. C Cup. Size 12. Friendly in that false way some providers can be. Not unpleasant though. 6/10 face.
The massage.
As ever, I asked for a firm massage. A firm massage this was not. No face hole on the table either, so not the most comfortable.
Face down, she started on my back in the traditional fashion but it didn't take long for her to start suggesting extras. As I recall, hand relief was £20, topless £40, and a second cum a further £10. Totalling £50 in all.
She popped her top of to reveal a decent pair of C cup boobs with a little sag but nothing serious. Happy for me to take them in my mouth as she worked on my cock slowly with some enjoyable Cc swipes. She wanted me to hold off cumming but as I'd been saving a load for a week or so, I desired to blow early. I think she would have been happy to edge me for far longer though. She worked me until I shot, cock between her boobs, managing to take some friendly fire on my ear. Plenty on "Wows, so much, so strong, if you were my boyfriend I'd be pregnant immediately" etc chat.
I'm a stickler for time, and this happened around 20 minutes in. I mentioned that we had 40 minutes left and I'd like to go again (extra tenner).
She continues to massage my front and within five minutes is trying to wake the old chap back up again. After much rubbing amd tugging she manages this but it takes her another 20 minutes to work another orgasm out of me. A little rough in places but not wholly unpleasant until eventually I allowed myself to cum from the second time, shooting a huge load over myself. Further dirty talk from Ling-Ling along the lines of "I thought there would be less this time but you cum so much baby".
Satisfied, I was now fully expecting a head/feet/whatever massage to fill the remaining time but she popped her top back on pretty much straight away, and I dressed and left, leaving the moneynon the table. 10 minutes shy of the hour.
Overall.
I've been pondering this. The massage was average at best, the hand relief and boob play decent. The price acceptable. What brings me to the neutral point is not only the quality of massage (when there was massage, mostly it was her working the shaft) but the time shortening, and the questionable coincidence of my card being cloned. I can't say for sure about the latter but my suggestion would be to only pay cash here, just in case.
Would I return?
I don't know. Possibly but probably with another masseuse. Ling-Ling told me they have five girls working here. I'm in Cheltenham rarely so I'd probably try one of the other shops before choosing to come back here.
