Comms
Initial call. Couple of txts. Pretty straightforward. Bit of a weird confrontational/paranoid attitude on the phone. First red flag.
Call as I approached the building to get room number. Attitude significantly warmer. Perhaps my initial reservations were unjust…
Venue
Well known private apartment block on edge of City Center. Perfectly comfortable, discreet and fit for purpose.
Girl
External Link/Members OnlyDefinitely the girl in the photos. Photos are airbrushed to high heaven though!
That said, she’s not unattractive. Very petite. Nice big shapely fake boobs. Looks like they’ve been done by the local butcher though. Heavy scarring that isn’t apparent on the photos. Disappointingly flat arse.
Big of a saggy stomach but not that bad.
All in all, if you’re going on looks alone, she’s worth a squirt.
Service
30 min Incall - £70
For some reason this girls profile caught my eye and managed to convince me to break my self imposed ban on Romanians. I’ve just had too many woefully poor punts with them and whilst it’s probably not fair to tar them all with the same brush this punt was a timely reminder to not doubt my previous decision. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had worse, but this was, yet again, another disappointment.
Should’ve listened to my gut when she was a bit weird on the initial phone call. But then when she warmed up on the second call I managed to talk myself into a quick 15min P&D.
On entering the flat she’s all smiles, dressed in some tasty looking lingerie with her tits hanging out. Having a bit of a laugh and a joke with her. She seems a bit crazy but overall quite pleasant and like she might just be a good shag. Before I know it I’ve handed over £70 and I’m going for half an hour instead of my planned 15mins. Little brain strikes again!
Within 5 minutes the conversation is starting to ramble on her part as she starts slagging off her family, all of the places she’s been to in Britain, all of the punters she’s met in Britain. She even starts slagging off her dog at one point! Then she proceeds to tell me how much of a ‘not nice place’ I’m from… Hold on a minute love, aren’t you from Romania? Not exactly the Zenith of civilisation. People in glass houses and all that!
I’m finding this all quite distracting and with every word that comes out of her mouth I’m finding her less and less attractive. Even to the point where I question if I’m actually going to get it up, which is definitely not something I usually struggle with.
So as she’s trying to roll the Jonny over my semi-flaccid cock, still rambling shit as she’s doing it, I get a good grope on her tits and arse to help me along. Then she breaks off mid-sentence and starts furiously blowing me. She’s going at it like a jackhammer! Sort of does the trick though and gets me full mast.
She goes at it at this rate for a good five minutes whilst scratching my balls with her fingernails, which sounds decent, but in practice was just a bit uncomfortable!
10mins in and she’s climbing on, reverse cowgirl. She’s not really taking the whole length and she’s got a monster pile hanging out of her arsehole, which again is a bit distracting.
Ask her if I can go on top, which she kind of reluctantly agrees to. As I’m positioning myself I ask her if she likes receiving oral. An instant ‘NO!’ and a hand over her fanny for good measure.
Slip it in fairly gentle whilst knelt in front of her and start working up a bit of a rhythm. She’s fairly small and I’m fairly long so I was mindful of not just ramming it in there. I barely got half of it in before she was telling me to slow down. I lay down over her in standard mish to see if that helped, but to no avail. More whining and telling me to slow down. I wasn’t going full tilt and I was trying to hold back but any slower and lighter and I wouldn’t have been surprised if I’d have lost wood!
She insists that she goes back on top, to which I agree thinking that if I get those tits in my face and I manage to work up to a bit of a rhythm I might get over the line even with half dips.
Nope, back into reverse cowgirl with that monster haemorrhoid winking at me again! ‘Any chance you can turn around?’ I ask politely. ‘No, I like it this way’ she curtly replies. You don’t like it any way by the looks of it, I thought.
I basically just lay back and shut my eyes and thought of a previous, more enjoyable, punt to try and get me more in the mood whilst she again roughly scraped at my ball bag with her fingernails. After about 5-10mins I can just about feel a modicum of sap starting to rise so I start gently push into her as she’s on her downward stroke to try and steal another inch or two of insertion. I get away with this for less than a minute before she’s telling me to slow down again but by that time I’m pretty much on the cusp so I carry on, despite her protests, for another 15-20 seconds or so…
… That felt like fucking hard work!
As I’m getting dressed she continues with her relentless critique of Britain and people in general… Get me the fuck out of here.
Conclusion
This girl comes across like a Grade A twat. She’s not unattractive and if she shut her mouth a bit and did a passable impression of enjoying her work or the company of other human beings she might actually be a decent SP. I won’t hold my breath though.
Unfortunately but unsurprisingly I wouldn’t be able to recommend this girl as an SP. Save your money and give it to someone more deserving.
Topic: Nikole35 - Derby - Incall - TOFTT (Read 880 times)