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Just to alert others that I was unable to access the building so wasted a couple of hours. YMMV.
I called Charlotte who didn’t pick up but asked me to text. I did so and was clear about my age and ‘wants’ and we agreed a time. One shower and shave later and I was off..
Arrived outside block of flats I’d already assumed was her place 5 mins early and texted her. Bang on appointment time she called me and here’s the script.
Her: where are you?
Me: In the street of the postcode.
Her: where exactly?
Me: it’s a long street but I’m near a block of flats.
Her: White British?
Me: Yes but you’re not are you?
Her: Belgian.. def white British?
Me: yes
Her: Come to the small gate next to the big one.
Me: Ok, I see it (I think - it’s a big building)
Her: is it open now?
Me (pushing and pulling): No!
Her: Now?
Me (pushing, pulling harder): No!
Her: it’s the wrong gate then. Find the small gate and call me back.
So off I went on a tour of the perimeter and nowhere to be seen was another small gate.
Next text conversation…
Me: I’ve tried and it’s the only gate.
Her: Silence.
I texted her later to politely outline what a waste of time she’d made the whole experience and how £130 (the fee for 1hr kissing, OWO, RO, sex) was still sitting in my pocket. No response so returned home with sacks still intact ready to go again. This happened pretty recently so if she’s still in town be very clear on directions to avoid my experience.
