External Link/Members OnlyRight first things first. I had a clear plan in my head when I saw that they had a special offer of 30 pounds for 60 minute massage. I had also seen that Sinita was back at pink ladies and I thought this was an excellent opportunity as she offers 15 min quickie for 40 quid. Combination was to be 60 minute massage to get me in the mood then quick dump into a nice sexy black WG all for the princely sum of 70 notes. Not a bad day out eh!..........
Comms - pretty straight forward arranged an hours appointment for early evening. Then before I set off I got a call asking me if I was definitely coming which I confirmed. As I was driving to the meet I got another call asking if I could change times. I explained I was on my way and couldn't.
Venue - I don't know Sunderland well but it was near a bridge which looks like a poor version of Scotswood Bridge. The door was difficult to spot but I found it and parked up nearby. The room was small but warm with a proper table.
Punt - Swapped vouchers and undressed to my shorts as I intended to just enjoy a good massage and get myself across to Gateshead to dump my load. The lady returned and unceremoniously took my pants off telling me she needed to get access. A towel was placed and a very thorough back and leg massage ensued. It was very enjoyable. After 30 mins she asked me to turn over and as I did I grabbed the towel and covered my privates over trying to give the hint that I was just there for the massage. She commenced a decent leg massage and as she got to the groin area she whipped the towel off and exposed the auld fella who would normally look interested at this point. He clearly wasn't but she soldiered on . She then announced she would happily offer HE for 40 pounds. I said no thanks as I would normally only pay 20. This led to an awkward haggling conversation whereby she was asking where I go to get such a fantastically low price whilst I'm lying there like a plucked chicken. After a while she said ok I will do it for 20 and I'm replying no its alright I'm happy with just the massage. She seemed to see this as me being a master haggler and started giving me a hand job anyway. I was clearly struggling to stand up to the occasion but undeterred she saw this as a challenge and manfully forced on until she achieved her goal. I was then cleaned up with hot towels and dressed and left after handing over the 20 notes.
So I never got to do my planned double meet and therefore saved 20 quid. Just to recap I had a 60 min massage with HE for 50 quid. On the face of it this sounds like good value for money and TBH the massage was pretty decent. However the haggling and the awkwardness meant a well deserved Neutral. Obviously I never got to see the lovely Sinita. But I will save this for another day
Happy punting