Bia Fontanna - North Greenwich. TOFTT. Avoid

[Frizzo711]

Bia Fontanna

Date: January 2023

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Price: £80 for the 30 mins

Location: North Greenwich

Comms: Very poor. She only had two other reviews and they are both bad for comms. Luckily I was in the area and wasn't traveling far to meet as she was about 20mins late to respond for our time. Her English is not great either, or she just pretends to not understand.

Appearance: Short Brazilian girl, mid 20's, photos are extremely photo shopped in the face. Really nice natural ass.

Services: OW, RO (wanted extra and didn't specify before so I opted out) , Cowgirl & Doggy

Event: I consider this a TOFTT because I couldn't find a review where someone actually visited her.

Now I've heard bad stories about low effort Brazilians but wow. The flat is a large multi story building. Your have to enter a code to get and she tells you the floor. The door opens into the living room and your have to navigate to the bedroom. She clearly shares the flat with another WG. Her room is an absolute mess and the flat smells like cigarettes. I immediately regretted going in and taking a chance. But I figured, what the hell, I'm here.

Exchanged papers and confirmed I wanted OW, RO, and various positions. She agreed. She gives me a towel and send me to the shower. After I came back she's laughing in the bed playing in here phone. I'm literally attending there and was like, Hi, can we begin? I climb in the bed and we chat for a minute, the usual(name, where you are from, etc).

I wanted to start with RO but she tried to upcharge me 20, so I opted out. She put on the cover and gave me the weakest BJ I've ever had, and stopped after about 20 seconds and laid next to me and closed her eyes. I had to ask her, "Umm are you finished?" She goes, "not hard, can't do anything" while yawning. As I was already annoyed, I told her if she actually put in any sort of effort, it would get hard (I have no erectile issues fyi). She got annoyed and started barely stroking it. I stopped her and demanded 60 back. Figured 20 was enough for a shower and half effort 20 second BJ. She got quite mad and we agreed 40 and I got out of there. Absolute terrible punt. Do not waste your time or money. I won't risk seeing a WG without reviews.

[king tarzan]

It's a pot luck chance game..
Either ball is made of shit
Either ball is made of gold

That simple

No need to be disheartened

[Cee92]

I wanted to see this chick before i checked her feedback on here. Sorry to hear you had a bad time OP but you were warned. On to the next one 

[Frizzo711]

Should of took the bad comms as a red flag from the other reviews. Hopefully no one else makes this mistake as she's worse in person.

[Honestpunter]

Thanks for the review, she’s now out of my HL