Location: West Street, Old Market, Bristol (0117 431 3116)
Price: £45 (30 minutes) + £40
This parlour is the successor to Adam & Eve Massage, under new management. It was discussed briefly in a previous thread (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=350248). I visited on an afternoon this week, and as the parlour has not been reviewed as yet, will try to collect some detailed thoughts.
The entrance to the parlour is on the main road, and is anything but discrete, although this end of Old Market is less conspicuous than the Central Massage end. Initial impressions were better than those of the establishment it replaced. Although passers by are left in little doubt about the nature of the business, gone is the crass advertising, neon lighting and pricing shown in view of the street.
Less impressive, to my mind, was the offer of a daytime 15 minute service for
£35 listed on the door alongside the £45 for 30 minutes. The pricing at Central Massage is a little different, beginning at £45 for 30 minutes and offering other options from the outset. I disagree that a meet can be offered for these prices and not be exploitative.
One girl was available when I entered, ostensibly 'Maria', although it is likely I didn't catch this correctly. She was polite, if a little cold; had black hair, a very slim figure, and later informed me that she was in her forties. I would have placed her as being in her late twenties. She was Romanian and had a dark-skinned Roma appearance. Judge me not: if you are me, these things are a positive. The parlour lacked the dirty smell of Adam and Eve's, but the front room was a mess and it's clear that the refurbishment hasn't been too extensive.
Into the room, and the upselling began. Touching wasn't included unless paid for as an extra (in fairness, I can entirely understand this, given the basic pricing). I offered £40 for touching and receiving oral, and she accepted this. She left the room while I changed.
Upon returning to the room, she informed me that she had just been with another customer, and would have a good shower so that I wouldn't "taste condom". I wasn't remotely enthralled by the tone of this, but she did go and wash herself thoroughly, and I enjoyed watching her shower for a few minutes.
I gave her a brief massage to begin with, but she seemed a bit unsettled, so we moved on to reverse oral. This I enjoyed: there wasn't an attempt to rush me or restrict access. There was also a lot of eye contact, and she began to get wet.
On with the condom, and we began to have sex in missionary. I informed her that I liked to go slowly, and she was very accommodating, again without trying to rush me. She felt quite tight and wet, and was happy with me cuddling her in the process.
The ambience was disrupted by the doorbell ringing, promptly followed by a hammering on the door and the sound of a man shouting. She left the room to call back that the parlour was busy, and he should come back in 20 minutes. We continued upon her return.
There followed a very peculiar exchange of dirty talk which I interpreted (perhaps erroneously, but still) as an attempt to initiate bareback. Lots of reference to 'feeling skin for a moment' and taking the condom off. I politely and directly told her that I wouldn't wish to have sex without a condom, to which she answered that I hadn't understood what she meant. Exactly what was meant was unclear to me, and it made me feel uncomfortable.
Having initiated going on top to finish, her body looked incredible (breasts are natural, but large in proportion to her slim figure). It felt great as she rode me to completion, although she giggled at me checking the condom meticulously at the end. Nonetheless, I struggled to enjoy it after the previous series of events, and didn't feel remotely good about myself on the way home.
ConclusionAt the risk of sounding direct, this strikes me as the sort of place where it's possible to get yourself into a number of different varieties of trouble. There are reliable parlour options in Bristol: Bath Road and 60 West Street in particular feel well-managed, safe, appropriate in their pricing structure, and have long-standing members of staff I have gotten to know very well over the years. I had hoped that this establishment might be a new competitor to these (and The Club was excellent back in the day, showing it can be done in Old Market). It hasn't been done, and you should avoid it.
