External Link/Members OnlyHad the unusual situation of being home with blue balls on boxing day as my family were staying an extra night with a favourite uncle while I had headed home to do some work I was running late with. Work all caught up with I decided to scan what options were available to me in the local area. The neighbouring borough had some appealing options and sarah Horny moved to the top of my HL by being easy to contact by phone and confirming she was one of those brazilian girls that also has a bit of south east asian mix in her genes. Ive always been intrigued by the brazilian/lapanese mix. I didnt realise it was even a commonplace thing until I saw a conversation on this forum that confirmed its actually a fairly sizeable demographic in Brazil. Who knew? Certainly not me till recently - but its a mix Ive never sampled in a sexual way. She also confirmed while she wouldnt do CIM she would let me do a facial finish. She confirmed this by text as well before I confirmed the booking.
Got the postcode and road name and hotfooted it over there. Texted her once Id arrived to get the house number and within minutes of receiving her reply a black guy exits the address and sits in his car with headlights blazing directly outside. A previous customer? Her pimp maybe? Either way I have to pass his vehicle on the pavement to confirm that, yes, the number he has exited from is indeed the house number I have just had texted to me. In the glare of the headlights the guy has the chance to get a good look at me an opportunity not afforded myself as the interior of his car is very dark. Feeling uneasy I decide to walk past the car and the address as if to make out Im definitely not looking for the house he has just come out of. I walk back to the top of the road and mercifully he eventually leaves so I double back.
Eventually am at front door and girl lets me in. Its definitely the girl I saw on AW but I notice her skin is not as clear as it appears in her pics. She has a pancake of make up over a rash of little pimples on the side of her face, not immediately offputting but when she talks I also notice what looks like a herpes scab just on the inside of her lip. She's ushered me up the stairs that you see in the picture by this point so I also notice how barely furnished the rooms are - no furniture other than a bed with a faded sheet on - rooms lit by bare light bulbs.
I'm already feeling Ive made a bad choice so decide to be direct and quiz here about the mark on her lip. She tells me its a birth mark and tries to reassure me its not what Im thinking it may be. I quiz her about the services she will provide and, suprise, suprise facial is off the menu. I tell her she has confirmed this by text to me and I show it to her. She hesitates but doubles down on the fact she will not offer this. Its actually a gift as by now Ive decided I definitely don\t want to punt this woman and it gives me every reason to spin on my heel and leave pronto.
The suspected herpes scab, the bare light bulbs, the guy outside who if it is her pimp could have a key and return while im en flagrante are all massive red flags... in fact if a WG has a pimp at all that is normally a no-no for me. By now Ive learned to listen to my instincts. If something doesn't feel right it generally isnt. There's a few attractive brazilian girls that based on their profile appear to be working from this address. If you prove to be braver than me and try going through with a punt here I'd exercise caution. Also check the services on offer as it looks like they are prepared to lie through their teeth on what they will and won/t provide to get you in the door.
