Date : Early January 2023
Location : SW19 Wimbledon
Wasn't particularly discrete as you had to be let in by her
Price : £60/30 minutes
AW :
External Link/Members OnlyFeel free to skip my ramble, TL;DR she double booked, I waited 40 minutes like a goon only for her to rush me out the door In 20 (including disrobing and all).
It's unfortunate when a punt fails to live up to expectations. I cannot complain too much as when you stick to P&D prices, you'll fairly regularly get P&D services. However as somewhat of a novice, I have yet to learn the telltale signs of such individuals.
Perhaps it is obvious to the more experienced lot here, but I let my naivety and hormones get the better of me.
After establishing a meeting time via text in under 10 minutes, I messaged closer to the meet time as instructed to once again confirm, I received prompt notice that we'd not be meeting at the time arranged and that I would have to wait. This was a solid 15 - 20 minutes prior to our arranged meet time.
It seems she had double-booked the time. The appropriate decision here would have been to switch to plan B. But I FOMO'd due to her leaving on the 7th into committing considering the extensive good rep she had here, deluding myself into thinking it would be worth the wait. A 40 minute wait.
The Meet : Ostensibly, it wasn't. No thorough inspection or wiping done before oral, just thought might be worth mentioning. She provided decently good OWO, making her way to the hilt on occasion which was appreciated however that's where the good aspects ended. She repeatedly urged towards getting to the penetrative aspect, when barely 5 minutes had passed. After being practically forced to, we switched to doggy where she allowed me to thrust away. I didn't particularly mind this but I planned on spending a full 30 minutes and it was evident this wasn't likely to be the case.
In an attempt to at least spend 15 minutes I asked if she could use her breasts while I stood for a sort of boobjob so for about a minute she unenthusiastically indulged said desire and ended it telling me time was running out and that I need to hurry up.
Mind you we'd been at it less than 12 minutes at this point. I'm not one for confrontation and the mood was killed so I accepted fate and in a desperate attempt to claw back some value asked for CIM which she thankfully accepted.
After the business had finished she immediately jumped back to her phone where she spent the remaining 3 minutes as I got dressed texting the next bloke. I don't believe I expect the world at this low a price but being bumped and then subsequently rushed when she had no qualms making me wait 40 minutes irked me significantly.
Perhaps I was unlucky and she was simply inundated with interest that day but it has to be a negative. You can't spend the entire journey home ruminating over the experience and mark it as neutral afterwards. It's a clear negative today unfortunately. This isn't even mentioning the fact that she managed to fit in a ciggy between me and the last bloke; i have nothing in particular against smoking but could imagine a punter wishing to engage in DFK being put off by that fact.
Physically she looks like her pictures nothing spectacular but, was good enough for me but definitely on the larger size but not concentrated in the ass or anything.
I'm not particularly talkative either but I'd get more words spoken out of the talking electronic chess board Alexandra than I could even dream of from her. Not even basic pleasantries were exchanged it was a clear rush job.
Each failed punt is a learning experience and I imagine I'd have had far more "horror" stories if it weren't for all the contributors here so I thank you all for your continued effort and I hope you enjoyed the review.
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Topic: Alexandra Black - SW19 Wimbledon | Huge disappointment (Read 1975 times)