This place is a stones throw from Liverpool St mainline station. Go in the door and down a couple of flights of stairs. The place is clean enough but small rooms with a shower in the corner - not used by me.
I was met by a pleasant enough woman who wanted £60 for a one hour massage. Too much I said and we agreed on £50. She led me to a room which had just about enough space for a shower and a massage table. Getting undressed was a bit of a struggle but there were plenty of hooks on the back of the door on which to hang your clobber.
The 'massage' was awful and consisted of the girl moving a bit of oil around my back, legs etc - there was absolutely no attempt at anything resembling a proper massage. The attempts to up-sell also started after about a minute, which annoyed me greatly. My wish was to get a good knot busting massage and then something for 'desserts'. Clearly, this was not the woman's plan of action. After about 5-7 minutes she was urging me to turn over and continued to try and negotiate the next stage of the deal. I was pretty cheesed off with this and tried to explain I wanted a good massage - this she did not understand. I asked if anyone else was free to take over, who might be more able, again her English let her down again. I decided to cut my losses and leave after about 20-25 minutes - I was annoyed, bored and frustrated. I was absolutely sure I had no intention of giving any more money to this idle woman. When I jumped up and began to pull on my shirt on she seemed surprised and continued to haggle for extras - no chance, I was off!
I didn't get the woman's name - she was probably mid thirties, Chinese and not unattractive. Certainly more attractive than the other woman I saw at the desk.
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