Always looking for a new girl to punt and Xmas travelling took me down the M6 so thought i'd drop into Crewe and get a parlour punt as it's just a bit too far away for a regular punt
I was intending on seeing Minisha as i've not seen her for about a year or 18 months since she stopped working at Preston VIP however the pics and description of Melissa who is also new on Brooklyns website convinced me to book her instead.
I couldn't get the slot i wanted so had to go for half an hour after, guess others have also been conned
I arrived early to be told she was still with a punter, that's fine as I was 15 minutes early, went to the loo about 10 minutes later and passed a girl as I was coming out, she was with a punter and going the other way so i assumed it was another girl going to a room for a booking.
I looked at the girl and thought "Thank fuck that's not Melissa, she looks like a street walker"
The maid showed me to the room and i showered then a few minutes later the street walker looking girl popped in my room and grabbed a towel then disappeared.
I'm then thinking is it or isn't it................ Turns out it is
This is the blurb from Brooklyns website which helped convince me -
WOW !! JUST WOW!!! WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY ?
MELISSA IS BRAND NEW TO THE BUSINESS AND FORTUNATELY FOR US CHOSE BROOKLYNS BABES TO MAKE HER DEBUT. SHE’S IN HER MID 20’S ABSOLUTELY STUNNING, A PETITE 5′ TALL WITH A GORGEOUS SLENDER BODY (DRESS SIZE 6) PERT 32B BOOBS. FORMALLY A MODEL IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY AND DEFINITELY NOT SHY, SHE IS SUPER-EXCITED TO BE JOINING OUR TEAM! BEING A NEWBIE WE WERE EXPECTING MELISSA TO START OFF SLOWLY – BUT SHE’S ALL IN!! OFFERING A FULL RANGE OF HORNY SERVICES – WE ARE TALKING A-Z (OBVIOUSLY AT HER OWN DISCRETION).
BE PREPARED TO BE TOTALLY MIND-BLOWN BY MELISSA
So i'd just like to correct a few things -
Brand new to the business - She did tell me that so let's assume it's true although as I say she just looks like a stereotypical street walker
She's in her mid 20's - Fucking hard paper round then, i'd add at least 10 years to that but would say she looks like she's had a hard life and more like mid 40's
Absolutely stunning - Fuck off to Specsavers
Petite 5' and slender size 6 - Yes she is petite
Formerly a model in the adult industry - That could mean anything
A-Z but she told me she doesn't do anal, not bothered as i'm not into it
As for the 3 pics well i'd say the pussy pic with vaginal piercing is her as she does have one, the other 2 pics give the impression of a really hot and fit girl who you'd be proud to be seen walking down the road with.
The pics either aren't her or they are from a bygone age, one of them shows quite full lips but hers were really thin.
Now I feel a bit tight as she did actually seem like an OK'ish girl to talk to but the whole advert is a mis representation of the girl you will see
I'm now faced with the issue of having taken a blue pill and 2 weeks of jizz making my balls blue too but not fancying the girl in the room.
Decided to try and make the best of it and hoped the bluey would do the hard lifting, it did just about
Not much detail punt wise i'm afraid as this was a quick P&D then leg it, there was one thing about her in that her clit looked weird, I don't remember any labia as such but just this quite pronounced clit that looked like a large bean; oh and bad stretch marks on her stomach
TOFTT punts can uncover a hidden gem or like this time a hidden turd, I see she's scheduled to work again tomorrow so made sure I posted the review beforehand in case anyone else was considering booking, sharing is caring
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