Naughty Hannah - Chelsea - Great fuck but still a neutral

[Stevehgl3]

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Saw her at her new location at Chelsea. Shes hot as the pictures, great ass and hard bolt ons which I wasn’t the biggest fan of. £250/hr OWO, DFK, rimming both ways (not really), protected shag various positions

Positives: great place, super hot, she has very sexy lips and sexy eyes which she uses throughout the session, proper dirty look, hot. Her OWO was decent not super amazing, attention to balls.We shagged standing up, CG, RCG, doggy, missionary, etc. I founded her lips and smile super sexy, so proper turn on while DFK throughout the session. She has a friendly demeanour and likes to take the lead in the session. I’m a rimming guy, and found her ass absolutely exquisite, her pussy is great looking and tasty as well, I still have great memories of her in all 4s.

Negatives:
- she cancelled a previous session at her previous place while she still was £200/hr due to her moving to a new place, she said she was going to honour that price but she didn’t do it in the end saying she’s busy enough.
- She said parking is available outside her building but it’s not true as there’s parking restrictions, so I arrived 15 min later. But she still cut the session 15 early saying she has another booking next, leaving me without cumming. I told her that’s bullshit, shagging for 40+ minutes and not cumming is a proper downer, she also said she is not used to fuck for the full hour. Conveyor belt vibes? In the end I ended up rimming her and wanking until I came but mood was a bit killed by then.
- She advertised rimming both ways, but she only licked my perineum and didn’t really go for it when I asked her.

Conclusion, I’m in two minds about this post, I really enjoyed the session and she’s a really hot and sexy fuck, like way better than many I had recently. But the poor rimming and she trying to cut the session without heads up was a big negative for me. So I was between a low positive or negative, I’m going for the latter.

Will I return? Yes, I need to have another go at her as the shag itself was something I enjoyed more than with others recently.

[GingerNuts]

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[Graham2050]

I saw her recently and also had mixed feelings after the punt, currently debating whether neutral or low positive, will try to get my review out soon. The key negative for my meet was her consistently avoiding DFK throughout the entire punt (so every time I stick tongue in I’ll get DFK for literally 1 second (not even exaggerating) and then she’ll move her head away and this happened consistently throughout the hour) which really killed the mood for me despite her being a stunner.

[rafathegaffa]

Lots of reviews for hannah recently, I think she was one of the only really hot ones around over the christmas break, smart business decision for her.

Sorry to hear some the experience was not so great for a few of  you in the thread.

[patelprat]

I saw her recently and also had mixed feelings after the punt, currently debating whether neutral or low positive, will try to get my review out soon. The key negative for my meet was her consistently avoiding DFK throughout the entire punt (so every time I stick tongue in I’ll get DFK for literally 1 second (not even exaggerating) and then she’ll move her head away and this happened consistently throughout the hour) which really killed the mood for me despite her being a stunner.

That’s not good - and just as I was beginning to think good DFK was almost guaranteed with her based on what others reported.

[Graham2050]

I’m still very confused because everyone been saying full on DFK throughout, maybe a ymmv thing (I’m a bit overweight body wise but face wouldn’t say ugly, just normal)

[rafathegaffa]

I’m still very confused because everyone been saying full on DFK throughout, maybe a ymmv thing (I’m a bit overweight body wise but face wouldn’t say ugly, just normal)

I saw her within the last month, and would say she is an 8. Pretty, good body but not stunning.

I generally feel it is irritating as fuck/not professional if a WG kisses based on looks or not tbh. It is a service. Provide the service. The client is paying you. Or do not offer it.

Fortunately DFK was on offer for me when I saw her.

Perhaps you caught her on a bad day. Given the reviews on UKP alone lately, seems she likely has been off the charts busy. I would not worry about the looks etc bit, likely nothing to do with that, and everything to with her attitude/her day etc etc.

[Graham2050]

That’s not good - and just as I was beginning to think good DFK was almost guaranteed with her based on what others reported.

yh I mainly also paid the 250 (above my normal budget) for the full on DFK with this stunner, hence the extra disappointment

[patelprat]

I’m still very confused because everyone been saying full on DFK throughout, maybe a ymmv thing (I’m a bit overweight body wise but face wouldn’t say ugly, just normal)

I seriously doubt everyone who’s reported DFK with her is a Brad Pitt lookalike with a gym fit body (could be wrong), so maybe an off day.
I assume your oral hygiene and breath was fresh and minty?

[Graham2050]

I assume your oral hygiene and breath was fresh and minty?

yh 100% no issues there at all I normally get DFK from other girls I see no issues, maybe that’s why it really killed the mood because im so used to getting it normally, to me it’s just part of a normal punt (I normally only see girls who provide this service)

[patelprat]

yh 100% no issues there at all I normally get DFK from other girls I see no issues, maybe that’s why it really killed the mood because im so used to getting it normally, to me it’s just part of a normal punt (I normally only see girls who provide this service)

Me too.
I’m definitely going to confirm she will give me DFK and the other services I want before handing over cash. Plus I’ll do 30 mins and depending on how it goes upgrade to an hour if she can accommodate.

[rafathegaffa]

yh 100% no issues there at all I normally get DFK from other girls I see no issues, maybe that’s why it really killed the mood because im so used to getting it normally, to me it’s just part of a normal punt (I normally only see girls who provide this service)

Sorry to hear, man, that is a killer.

[Graham2050]

I saw her within the last month, and would say she is an 8. Pretty, good body but not stunning.

I generally feel it is irritating as fuck/not professional if a WG kisses based on looks or not tbh. It is a service. Provide the service. The client is paying you. Or do not offer it.

Fortunately DFK was on offer for me when I saw her.

Perhaps you caught her on a bad day. Given the reviews on UKP alone lately, seems she likely has been off the charts busy. I would not worry about the looks etc bit, likely nothing to do with that, and everything to with her attitude/her day etc etc.

Thanks for the comment man, appreciate it. Glad to hear you got dfk for your meet and you had a good time

[Stevehgl3]

Me too.
I’m definitely going to confirm she will give me DFK and the other services I want before handing over cash. Plus I’ll do 30 mins and depending on how it goes upgrade to an hour if she can accommodate.

That’s a good plan, maybe tell her if DFK is not provided you’ll stop the punt or ask for refund. I normally pop loads of mints before my punts, DFK based on looks is bullshit, I haven’t kissed SP’s based on looks but the other way around is none sense

[rafathegaffa]

That’s a good plan, maybe tell her if DFK is not provided you’ll stop the punt or ask for refund. I normally pop loads of mints before my punts, DFK based on looks is bullshit, I haven’t kissed SP’s based on looks but the other way around is none sense

I asked her this on whatsapp, and in person, its totally fair to do so, everyone should IMO

Advertising for a service then not providing it is BS 

[Graham2050]

but yh Stevehgl3 sorry to hear that in your case it was the rimming that was advertised but then not properly provided, I’m also a rimming guy and can understand the frustration

[Stevehgl3]

but yh Stevehgl3 sorry to hear that in your case it was the rimming that was advertised but then not properly provided, I’m also a rimming guy and can understand the frustration

Maybe I should pop a few mints in there too next time 😅

[Graham2050]

Maybe I should pop a few mints in there too next time 😅

😂😂😂😂

[rafathegaffa]

Maybe I should pop a few mints in there too next time 😅

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[iq129]

Maybe I should pop a few mints in there too next time 😅

This is what you need. You can either rub these in that area or for quick absorption you can also use them as suppositories.

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[iq129]

That’s a good plan, maybe tell her if DFK is not provided you’ll stop the punt or ask for refund. I normally pop loads of mints before my punts, DFK based on looks is bullshit, I haven’t kissed SP’s based on looks but the other way around is none sense

I disagree. DFK requires chemistry besides oral hygiene and mannerisms. Chemistry is enhanced via good looks. Money has nothing to do with it. There are thousands of escorts who charge their same rate to the punter i.e. £120 per hour, £150, £200 etc. yet they list FK at discretion. So for the same SP there would be different punters paying the same price but not all of them would get DFK. The discretion part comes from the punter’s looks in addition to hygiene, etc.

[iq129]

Cutting the session by 15 minutes due to the SP’s own misinformation deserves a negative. Punters pay for time and if they don’t get that due to no fault if their own, especially in such circumstances, then that should be a big negative.

It seems that the SP is providing a conveyor belt type of service and is constantly clock watching. For me that is selfish attitude and I would avoid seeing such an SP, no matter how attractive she was or how good her DFK was.

Hannah is out of my hot list which has no tolerance for mechanical robotic clock watchers.

[patelprat]

Cutting the session by 15 minutes due to the SP’s own misinformation deserves a negative. Punters pay for time and if they don’t get that due to no fault if their own, especially in such circumstances, then that should be a big negative.

It seems that the SP is providing a conveyor belt type of service and is constantly clock watching. For me that is selfish attitude and I would avoid seeing such an SP, no matter how attractive she was or how good her DFK was.

Hannah is out of my hot list which has no tolerance for mechanical robotic clock watchers.

Don’t rule her out just yet / give her a 30 min test ride.

I’m doing that later and will report back

[iq129]

Don’t rule her out just yet / give her a 30 min test ride.

I’m doing that later and will report back

£180 for a half hour test ride is expensive but I hope all goes well with you. Looking forward to your report.

[patelprat]

£180 for a half hour test ride is expensive but I hope all goes well with you. Looking forward to your report.

It is but I can’t justify (to myself) paying £250+ for an escort.
I’m loathed to go over £200 when I think of all the better things I could be spending that money on!

[JonasG]

I saw her recently and also had mixed feelings after the punt, currently debating whether neutral or low positive, will try to get my review out soon. The key negative for my meet was her consistently avoiding DFK throughout the entire punt (so every time I stick tongue in I’ll get DFK for literally 1 second (not even exaggerating) and then she’ll move her head away and this happened consistently throughout the hour) which really killed the mood for me despite her being a stunner.

This is the sort of behaviour (turning your head away during kissing) you'd expect from a cheap Romanian not someone charging her prices. Especially when she has history of DFK.

Pisstaking behaviour IMO.

[patelprat]

I saw her recently and also had mixed feelings after the punt, currently debating whether neutral or low positive, will try to get my review out soon. The key negative for my meet was her consistently avoiding DFK throughout the entire punt (so every time I stick tongue in I’ll get DFK for literally 1 second (not even exaggerating) and then she’ll move her head away and this happened consistently throughout the hour) which really killed the mood for me despite her being a stunner.

For peace of mind and closure, why not ask her … ie say you are considering another booking but want reassurance of DFK as she seemed to avoid and turn her head away during the last meet, and to let you know if there was anything you could have done better? See if you get a reasonable explanation.
Nothing to lose by asking. In all likelihood it’s probably nothing personal.

[iq129]

This is the sort of behaviour (turning your head away during kissing) you'd expect from a cheap Romanian not someone charging her prices. Especially when she has history of DFK.

Pisstaking behaviour IMO.

I agree 100%. This is the worst kind of insult from an SP. Basically picking and choosing who to offer DFK and who to turn her head away from. Discriminating between punters yet charging them the same rate.

A person with low self-esteem like myself would become extremely depressed with such an insulting attitude.

I really do feel sorry for the punter (Graham2050) and I salute him for having his self-esteem in tact. Mine would be destroyed. This SP can go to hell and take her conveyor belt business elsewhere.

Graham2050, you are too nice to consider giving the SP anything but a negative. Please don’t disrespect yourself this way. You and your hard earned money deserves better than this.

Reading Graham2050’s comments and the way he has expressed himself shows he is a true gentleman. I would be furious and devastated. Sadly some of these attractive SPs think too much of themselves. They are arrogant and they treat gentlemanly people such as Graham2050 like dirt. Appalling girl. The sooner she goes back to Brazil, the better.

[iq129]

For peace of mind and closure, why not ask her … ie say you are considering another booking but want reassurance of DFK as she seemed to avoid and turn her head away during the last meet, and to let you know if there was anything you could have done better? See if you get a reasonable explanation.
Nothing to lose by asking. In all likelihood it’s probably nothing personal.

As if she will respond. Even if she does, she will deny ever turning her head away. Even worse could be that she will falsely allege that the punter had bad breath. That will hurt the punter even more. I have been through this before and the only winner in such scenarios is the SP who then thinks she is some kind of one in a million God sent Angel for a punter to consider coming back again despite her poor service. Let her go to hell.

[Stevehgl3]

Cutting the session by 15 minutes due to the SP’s own misinformation deserves a negative. Punters pay for time and if they don’t get that due to no fault if their own, especially in such circumstances, then that should be a big negative.

It seems that the SP is providing a conveyor belt type of service and is constantly clock watching. For me that is selfish attitude and I would avoid seeing such an SP, no matter how attractive she was or how good her DFK was.

Hannah is out of my hot list which has no tolerance for mechanical robotic clock watchers.

Fair enough, I think ‘each to their own’ applies here

[king tarzan]

It is but I can’t justify (to myself) paying £250+ for an escort.
I’m loathed to go over £200 when I think of all the better things I could be spending that money on!

I used to think that
But what the heck we only live once

[iq129]

I used to think that
But what the heck we only live once

Yes, we all live once but we all don’t have as much money as you have, and we have to consider what economists call opportunity costs.

[rafathegaffa]

I used to think that
But what the heck we only live once

Same. In the end I'll remember all the delicious mango's when I'm old and grey, the cash in the bank won't do me any good 

[king tarzan]

Same. In the end I'll remember all the delicious mango's when I'm old and grey, the cash in the bank won't do me any good 

Yep..I've had plenty of diamond encrusted ones yum yum 👅👅😋😋

[patelprat]

I used to think that
But what the heck we only live once

I can still have my cake and eat it though … still plenty of hot options at under £200/hour.

[king tarzan]

I can still have my cake and eat it though … still plenty of hot options at under £200/hour.

Iove chocolate gateaux with chocolate custard 👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋

[rafathegaffa]

Iove chocolate gateaux with chocolate custard 👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋

 

[iq129]

Same. In the end I'll remember all the delicious mango's when I'm old and grey, the cash in the bank won't do me any good 

All this is subject to old age dementia not taking over.

[rafathegaffa]

All this is subject to old age dementia not taking over.

True, but I enjoy the memories even now.
I'm in my 30's so a long time away. 

[patelprat]

Managed to squeeze in a quick 30 mins with Hannah this evening.
Will try to post a full review later if I can be bothered, but in summary, she’s super hot, I got a good amount of DFK (not as much as I want, but for me it’s never enough), oral and sex was great, but I agree with the OP, she doesn’t go low or deep enough in rimming. She’s also a stickler for timings, making sure I was in and out in exactly 30 (she even left me a voice message before our meet saying I should be in and out in 30!)  as apparently guys in the past have been taking the piss a bit with timings, she told me. But this sort of clock-watching just dampens the GFE mood a bit.

[Graham2050]

Managed to squeeze in a quick 30 mins with Hannah this evening.
Will try to post a full review later if I can be bothered, but in summary, she’s super hot, I got a good amount of DFK (not as much as I want, but for me it’s never enough), oral and sex was great, but I agree with the OP, she doesn’t go low or deep enough in rimming. She’s also a stickler for timings, making sure I was in and out in exactly 30 (she even left me a voice message before our meet saying I should be in and out in 30!)  as apparently guys in the past have been taking the piss a bit with timings, she told me. But this sort of clock-watching just dampens the GFE mood a bit.

Nice man, glad you managed to get the DFK in your meet.  When you say not as much as you want was it because she was the one that was always moving on from it? (which was the case for me except that as mentioned mine was literally 1 second of dfk and then she’ll move on from it, although she does it in a way that doesn’t look like she’s avoiding it but instead makes it look like she’s just moving on to kiss elsewhere of your body eg neck. But as this was consistently happening everytime I attempted dfk I could tell it was just her way of avoiding it.

Agreed with you guys re the timing, for my 1hr booking she started asking (mild pressuring) me to shower at 50mins mark and I actually ended up being out at 55mins mark, I get what you mean by how it really takes away from the mood.

[iq129]

Agreed with you guys re the timing, for my 1hr booking she started asking (mild pressuring) me to shower at 50mins mark and I actually ended up being out at 55mins mark, I get what you mean by how it really takes away from the mood.

That is disgraceful. Constantly clock watching and then getting rid of punters even before their time is up.

An escort who keeps track of every second, surely cannot be enjoying herself. I hope she gets last minute cancellations and no shows. That would make up for all the milliseconds she keeps track of and the time she deprives punters of.

[patelprat]

Nice man, glad you managed to get the DFK in your meet.  When you say not as much as you want was it because she was the one that was always moving on from it? (which was the case for me except that as mentioned mine was literally 1 second of dfk and then she’ll move on from it, although she does it in a way that doesn’t look like she’s avoiding it but instead makes it look like she’s just moving on to kiss elsewhere of your body eg neck. But as this was consistently happening everytime I attempted dfk I could tell it was just her way of avoiding it.

Agreed with you guys re the timing, for my 1hr booking she started asking (mild pressuring) me to shower at 50mins mark and I actually ended up being out at 55mins mark, I get what you mean by how it really takes away from the mood.

She never turned her head away, but then again I was conscious not to stay locked on her for too long a stretch at a time. Maybe a few seconds each time. I think I ended up kissing down her neck (she smelled good) more than she did mine.
I did feel I wanted to kiss her more though, and for her to have initiated it more.

On kissing in general, I feel that people’s idea of
what is DFK vs LFK and what constitutes a good amount of kissing vs not enough varies. Eg LFK for me might be DFK for someone else, getting x amount of kisses might be not be enough for me, but is more than enough for someone else. Some of us probably end up over-thinking it.

I texted her after the meet to say that I loved her kissing but that I want even more of it on a next meet - to which she said OK, so let’s see…I feel it’s healthy to share your meeting feedback (in an tactful way) with escorts…the shit escorts will get offended and probably block you, but the decent ones will take it on board and hopefully give you a better service next time.

[iq129]

The way some guys here are talking about her below par service and clock watching and yet seem desperate to have a repeat booking with her, I won’t be surprised if she now increases her rate to £300 per hour.

[patelprat]

The way some guys here are talking about her below par service and clock watching and yet seem desperate to have a repeat booking with her, I won’t be surprised if she now increases her rate to £300 per hour.

Always trade-offs involved, the hotter the girl, the more people are willing to overlook some of the negatives.
So long as a girl delivers on the priority things for me (eg DFK and CIM where advertised) I’m generally good with it.

[Stevehgl3]

Always trade-offs involved, the hotter the girl, the more people are willing to overlook some of the negatives.
So long as a girl delivers on the priority things for me (eg DFK and CIM where advertised) I’m generally good with it.

+1

[king tarzan]

Always trade-offs involved, the hotter the girl, the more people are willing to overlook some of the negatives.
So long as a girl delivers on the priority things for me (eg DFK and CIM where advertised) I’m generally good with it.

Depends on super professional attitude too all round

[rafathegaffa]

That is disgraceful. Constantly clock watching and then getting rid of punters even before their time is up.

An escort who keeps track of every second, surely cannot be enjoying herself. I hope she gets last minute cancellations and no shows. That would make up for all the milliseconds she keeps track of and the time she deprives punters of.

I just assume the majority of girls don't enjoy the job. Why would they? Would you enjoy sleeping with people twice your age for example? 6 of them a day at a time...

It is a service. If you hire out a bowling alley at all star lanes, they will tell you to leave when your hour is up. The same applies here. To me, the lack of services advertised is the issue here.

What irks me is that she has advertised a service and not provided it. That's just wrong.

[rafathegaffa]

Always trade-offs involved, the hotter the girl, the more people are willing to overlook some of the negatives.
So long as a girl delivers on the priority things for me (eg DFK and CIM where advertised) I’m generally good with it.

Good post, agreed fully.