External Link/Members Only£80 for 30 minutes. Full service with OWO and CIM. Decent VFM overall IMO.
I had originally planned to meet up with Katja in Farnborough, but for some reason that fell out of bed at the last minute - and as I was already on my way and had popped a Bluey, I decided to stop in the Tesco car park in Aldershot to find some alternatives.
Tried all the local Thai flats with no success, then came across this thread from TYPE937GTS (many thanks for the various links - was running dry at that point....
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=343778.msg3562259#msg3562259 ) Drew blanks all the way down to the Friday Ad link at the bottom of that list, when the phone was finally answered. Result
(so far...)
"Zoey" sounded OK over the phone, and the pics looked alright (they're a bit flattering TBF,) so I headed over there to meet up about 20 minutes later.
LocationEasy enough to find; apartment in a block off a side road. Plenty of on street parking at 18.30, not sure if you'd have to pay during the day
The SPNot bad, and TBF I'm never going to date Keira Knightley so who am I to complain.
She's got what most SP's would call "curves" - AKA she's a fairly chunky unit - and was dressed (weirdly, as it was snowing outside) in a printed red summer dress. The sort of thing Kirsty Allsop pops on for one of her "Handmade Christmas" programmes, if you know what I mean. "Homely" I think you'd say. For aficionados of the Slough scene, the closest comparator I can think of is Mazule; same sort of dimensions (maybe a bit smaller, and firm all round despite quite a sizeable arse and a cracking pair of tits) and 20 years younger, but without Mazule's striking Slavic features.
Paperwork sorted, and used the bathroom to freshen up. When I came out, I spotted that the bed is unusually high - it's a normal double bed, but with an extra memory foam mattress which makes for handy thrusting (see later.)
The Main EventShe got me undressed, and gradually did the same herself. I was told we were starting with "a sexy massage, as you boys all cum in two minutes otherwise..." so I went along with it. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has responded to that sort of challenge in a cocky way, forgetting I'm not 20 any more, only to shoot my load while still taking my socks off - and then turning into a one-pop wonder - so I wasn't risking it!!
Anyway, from there it's a bit of an interesting wrestling match with a chunky lady. Again, she's a big unit but it's all firm; no wobbly bits except for the boobs - but they're big too, and totally natural so that's par for the course.
No problems with the service - nice massage, huge tits all over my back and in my face, no issues with me fingering her while she's massaging, then on to OWO (an unexpected surprise) before she said she wanted a massage and handed me a tiny vibrator. Just the faintest whiff from down below, so I didn't venture there with anything other than hands and the toy, then eventually rubbered up and into mish on the very high bed.
Nearly fell off a couple of times, so asked if I could take her from behind standing up, and that's where the strange bed arrangement came into it's own - really great for getting excellent purchase, popping one of her legs up on the bed and giving her a right good seeing to. Absolutely balls deep, bones grinding on each of us, whilst playing with her clit from behind with the vibe.
At this point I think she was regretting the "two minutes" thing; a combination of getting some excellent purchase, not finding her particularly physically attractive, and it being late in the day meant there was no way it was all going to be over quickly
Plenty of pumping later, I spotted we were already at 35 minutes so asked to change back to OWO which she did with gusto up on the bed. Again, unusually for me it wasn't going to happen quickly so we had a good ten minutes with her deep-throating me in OWO, playing with my balls, getting quite rough (in a sexy way) with me before finishing (with her consent) with a sizeable load straight into her mouth and nearly down her throat. She didn't jump straight up, but held it and kept sucking until I was totally dry, before spitting into a tissue and heading to the bathroom for a mouthwash rinse.
Up and dressed, a bit of history from her on how she got into the game and her previous relationship, and off into the snow again with the smell of Polish soup wafting from the kitchen in the background.
Would I return? You might think "no" from a couple of points in this review, but TBH probably yes as a back-up. No way would I consider it if Katja was available (a whole hour is on offer there, for just twenty quid more and a lot more action including OWO) but if I was in the same situation again I'd blow £80 there if I needed to; not as risky / hit-and-miss as some of the Chinese / Thai flats in the area IMHO.
YMMV as always, and happy 2023 punting chaps.
P.S. I just tested the link and it looks like the ad is down at the moment. Posting this anyway, as no doubt it will pop up again in the New Year so worth having some data here on her for others' information.
