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Having a trawl through VS and came across melody. Photos I thought looked good (they're a little old me thinks now) so sent off a text message. Revealed she was known as Jordan @amour. Mixture of neg and positive on here but trending towards the positive so thought I would give it a go.
Directed to a car park on the edge of a housing development in Gateshead. I was early so texted. Got a phone call saying she would be ready asap. I thought I recognised her voice but she works only reveal a previous identity as Jordan. Got another phone call give minutes later telling me she was still getting ready-odd. Eventually got another phone call with directions of the left right straight over here variety. A door number would probably have sufficed.
When the door opened she was ok. Not fabulous not dreadful. Claims 38 which probably isn't too far away. Was wearing some sort of frilly thing.
Money sorted. No real place to stash my clothes. Melody made space- it was a bit like she was whinging it as she went along. Came across as very inexperienced and as another punter had said 'dizzy', in fact very very very dizzy indeed. Boy can she talk and talk and talk. Had to jolly her along to the action or it would have been all talk.
There was a dubious strain on the bed. Going by colour either skid mark or blood. Going by location I'd settle for skid mark. So in like a perverse game of twister I began the exercise of avoiding the spot.
Began with a little foot worship. Not sure what she was washing while I was waiting but it wasn't her feet. They weren't mega dirty but they weren't shower fresh either. Made worse by the fact that she began to fucking rabbit again. She took her knickers off and I discovered something else that wasn't shower fresh. Wasn't going to venture down there.Moved to oral on me which was very rough I think she mistook my dick for how she would eat a carrot. Had to ask her to go gently before I passed out with the pain. At least I was hard so I suggest she climbs on top. I'll have to go and get a condom she says and disappears into the house to find one- see what I mean about dizzy - moment pretty much destroyed. Anyway got hard again she climbs on top- couldn't quite get the right spot so suggested I go on top. Got a few minutes of rhythm going when she decided she couldn't breathe as she was propped up with to many pillows. Moment lost again. Pillows thrown to the floor and back we go again. She tried to get a bit of rhythm going herself- sadly it was opposite to mine. Managed to come- I know not how.
No wet wipes. No bin. Had to walk through the house to the bin in the bathroom and make do with bog roll.
Truly awful experience. Probably second worst of my punting career (the worst being the girl who offered foot worship the day after her foot had been run over by a taxi!)
She did ask if it was good. I said it was ok. I lied. She comes across as a nice person but is not suited to this career path.
Could still smell her fanny on my fingers when I was in the car which was a bit of a puzzle at first. I suspect it was when I touched the outside of the condom when removing it.
