Fifi xx - Lincoln

[Pussylicker82]

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So I thought I’d see what all the constant fluffy bollocks is over the Christmas period and well it’s a big load of it!
£150 paid for the hour.

Comms:
Pretty easy over text, arranged a couple of days in advance. Arrive and fire off a message, eventually replied and enter 5 minutes later than the start time. Also noticed a shadow dart across a window as entering, tried not to think on it too much but very off putting.

Venue:
Decent enough place on Lincoln outskirts, not much directly over looking so nice and discreet. Very basic inside, Fifi did say how she hasn’t long been there (try setting the place up properly then before offering services). Wasn’t offered a shower or drink. Maybe I’m picky but I just take those as basic decencies?

The girl:
Pretty lass facially, dressed in some nice matching lingerie but hold ups were snagged all on one leg. Lovely big fun bags, nice arse but a fair bit of a belly on her. Overuse of the sunbed too, very orange. Extremely chatty….too much so and this adds to my neg.

Action:
So I’m greeted in with a warm smile after the lateness and weird shadow. Led to the very basic room and she’s all smiles and starts with “so what are you looking for”. So I explain I really like DFK and plenty of oral…..she just keeps talking. Random shit, including about the weather. This isn’t a turn on and we’re nearly 20 minutes into my overpriced booking.
Eventually some decent kissing starts with my proactiveness (more like LFK than DFK). Bit of a funny taste too, eaten something strong? Vaper?
I then suggest some RO, remove her panties and to be fair she’s shaven and clean, probably the best part of it all! I then ask for some oral, she obliged but it wasn’t particularly deep, just very sloppy. She then stops this and starts chatting again!
Had a play with her tits and then suggested some 69. Again it’s very shallow and she positioned herself quite high which made things awkward.
After some of this I suggest a condom and get her in doggy (after having to suggest everything and her constantly just trying to chat, I decided this position would prevent all that). Banged away and she didn’t resist, eventually finished in the bag.
She passed me some wipes and started chatting again. Had to ask for a shower and left just shy of my hour.

It’s a negative from me for the pure constant bullshit chatting. Being questioned but then having to suggest absolutely everything. Not the greatest oral by any means. Pretty crap venue with no offer of any drink etc. And go buy some more stockings!

[NickyBobby]

An interesting alternative view. Personally I’ve taken the reviews of those who had helped an escort move house with a pinch of salt.

[Jamesbattersea]

An interesting alternative view. Personally I’ve taken the reviews of those who had helped an escort move house with a pinch of salt.

I assume you're referring to my review? It's your right to take it with salt and pepper if you like, but I get friendly with all my regulars and do all sorts of favours for them I've even cooked lunch before. She was going to pay some bloke with a van to move the furniture it may as well be me. It's nice to be nice it makes for a better punt and a better life.

[Jamesbattersea]

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So I thought I’d see what all the constant fluffy bollocks is over the Christmas period and well it’s a big load of it!
£150 paid for the hour.

Comms:
Pretty easy over text, arranged a couple of days in advance. Arrive and fire off a message, eventually replied and enter 5 minutes later than the start time. Also noticed a shadow dart across a window as entering, tried not to think on it too much but very off putting.

Venue:
Decent enough place on Lincoln outskirts, not much directly over looking so nice and discreet. Very basic inside, Fifi did say how she hasn’t long been there (try setting the place up properly then before offering services). Wasn’t offered a shower or drink. Maybe I’m picky but I just take those as basic decencies?

The girl:
Pretty lass facially, dressed in some nice matching lingerie but hold ups were snagged all on one leg. Lovely big fun bags, nice arse but a fair bit of a belly on her. Overuse of the sunbed too, very orange. Extremely chatty….too much so and this adds to my neg.

Action:
So I’m greeted in with a warm smile after the lateness and weird shadow. Led to the very basic room and she’s all smiles and starts with “so what are you looking for”. So I explain I really like DFK and plenty of oral…..she just keeps talking. Random shit, including about the weather. This isn’t a turn on and we’re nearly 20 minutes into my overpriced booking.
Eventually some decent kissing starts with my proactiveness (more like LFK than DFK). Bit of a funny taste too, eaten something strong? Vaper?
I then suggest some RO, remove her panties and to be fair she’s shaven and clean, probably the best part of it all! I then ask for some oral, she obliged but it wasn’t particularly deep, just very sloppy. She then stops this and starts chatting again!
Had a play with her tits and then suggested some 69. Again it’s very shallow and she positioned herself quite high which made things awkward.
After some of this I suggest a condom and get her in doggy (after having to suggest everything and her constantly just trying to chat, I decided this position would prevent all that). Banged away and she didn’t resist, eventually finished in the bag.
She passed me some wipes and started chatting again. Had to ask for a shower and left just shy of my hour.

It’s a negative from me for the pure constant bullshit chatting. Being questioned but then having to suggest absolutely everything. Not the greatest oral by any means. Pretty crap venue with no offer of any drink etc. And go buy some more stockings!

Sorry to here you didn't enjoy yourself dude. The chatting is the bit i enjoy as much as the sex. But we're all different! Hope your next punt goes better.

[Pussylicker82]

Cheers dude! Don’t get me wrong I enjoy a friendly girl BUT there’s a limit with chatting and getting down to some business……

[Phail_Lord]

Wow, i never thought i'd see a neg on fifi! I saw her as a duo so maybe not the best example, but i thought her kissing was very DFK, in fact the most tongue I think i've had from a WG....

Anyways, sorry it didn't go well for you, this area is a bit of a desert and she is probably still the best we have locally, up to you but i'd have another try