BJ Princess

[Gothic D]

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This one is from a punt I had a couple of months ago while I was searching for a replacement for my regular cock sucker who unfortunately passed away a couple of years ago.
I don't care too much about looks or size when all I want is to dump my muck down a womans throat.I just want them to give a good blow job,swallow it and then I fuck off.
I chose this one because she was cheap and easy to get to in Benwell.So arranged a time and I turn up at this place what looks like a terraced house converted into flats.
Upon the opening of the door the first thing I notice is the stench of cat piss then my eyes travel down to what should have been the carpet but was a matted mess of animal hair.Then I finally notice HER,well I said that looks don't matter and they didn't this time but what I did find truly awful was the dirtyness of her.Her feet were black and the hair was crawling with something.A dirty tide mark around the neck completed the picture that stood before me.
I know I should have about turned and legged it but I thought "well i am here now"and it was only £15 so give it a go.
I asked if I could use the bathroom to wash my hands as I had filled up the car at the airport and my hands still smelled of diesel to which she replied that she had no running water as she had been cut off and had to use the neighbours for the toilet.
Anyway into the bedroom and that was another horror show big black cobwebs hanging down from the ceiling and a bed that was filthy and stained,half covered by the mankiest quilt I have ever seen in my life and the solitary pillow was a greyish colour with brown sweat stains.
She told me to undress and lay on the bed.Yeah right that wasn't going to happen.So I opted to stand with her sat on the edge of the bed naked while she performed a suprisingly good blow job and swallowed it all.At one point I steadied myself by holding her shoulders and I am not kidding when I removed my hands there were clean patches where my diesely fingers had been.
The worst bit was when she slid her arse off the bed she left behind little pellets of dirty bog roll.
So I am afraid this has to be a negative even though she performed the task she was set very well.The whole experience left me feeling dirty and sullied and this is from a man who once as a youngster shagged a bag lady under Waterloo bridge for four cans of Kestrel lager.

As for my search for a regular cocksucker,that has now ended with the excellent:
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[leedstony]

Anyone wanting to stop punting should read this review. Will take a while for the image in my mind to go away.

[ManInBlack]

Anyone wanting to stop punting should read this review. Will take a while for the image in my mind to go away.

Agree, made my skin crawl reading it.   

I know we all think with our dicks at times but this has to be one of the worst examples of doing so

[gestaltentity]

think I might have nightmares later

[johnny34]

Fucking rank     Don't know how/why you would stay. Should have walked.
Thanks for the review, although i wish i hadn't read it.

[Desperate Dan]

Urrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!! And you Paid for that! Fuck me I couldn't of done that even if I was paid. I bet your spunk that she swallowed was the only good meal she'd had in days........
I am now always going to be concerned going to any unknown punt that something like this horror show may be waiting for me. I feel sick 

[sesalovdarlo]

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This one is from a punt I had a couple of months ago while I was searching for a replacement for my regular cock sucker who unfortunately passed away a couple of years ago.
I don't care too much about looks or size when all I want is to dump my muck down a womans throat.I just want them to give a good blow job,swallow it and then I fuck off.
I chose this one because she was cheap and easy to get to in Benwell.So arranged a time and I turn up at this place what looks like a terraced house converted into flats.
Upon the opening of the door the first thing I notice is the stench of cat piss then my eyes travel down to what should have been the carpet but was a matted mess of animal hair.Then I finally notice HER,well I said that looks don't matter and they didn't this time but what I did find truly awful was the dirtyness of her.Her feet were black and the hair was crawling with something.A dirty tide mark around the neck completed the picture that stood before me.
I know I should have about turned and legged it but I thought "well i am here now"and it was only £15 so give it a go.
I asked if I could use the bathroom to wash my hands as I had filled up the car at the airport and my hands still smelled of diesel to which she replied that she had no running water as she had been cut off and had to use the neighbours for the toilet.
Anyway into the bedroom and that was another horror show big black cobwebs hanging down from the ceiling and a bed that was filthy and stained,half covered by the mankiest quilt I have ever seen in my life and the solitary pillow was a greyish colour with brown sweat stains.
She told me to undress and lay on the bed.Yeah right that wasn't going to happen.So I opted to stand with her sat on the edge of the bed naked while she performed a suprisingly good blow job and swallowed it all.At one point I steadied myself by holding her shoulders and I am not kidding when I removed my hands there were clean patches where my diesely fingers had been.
The worst bit was when she slid her arse off the bed she left behind little pellets of dirty bog roll.
So I am afraid this has to be a negative even though she performed the task she was set very well.The whole experience left me feeling dirty and sullied and this is from a man who once as a youngster shagged a bag lady under Waterloo bridge for four cans of Kestrel lager.

As for my search for a regular cocksucker,that has now ended with the excellent:
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Omg about the big role lol

[sesalovdarlo]

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This one is from a punt I had a couple of months ago while I was searching for a replacement for my regular cock sucker who unfortunately passed away a couple of years ago.
I don't care too much about looks or size when all I want is to dump my muck down a womans throat.I just want them to give a good blow job,swallow it and then I fuck off.
I chose this one because she was cheap and easy to get to in Benwell.So arranged a time and I turn up at this place what looks like a terraced house converted into flats.
Upon the opening of the door the first thing I notice is the stench of cat piss then my eyes travel down to what should have been the carpet but was a matted mess of animal hair.Then I finally notice HER,well I said that looks don't matter and they didn't this time but what I did find truly awful was the dirtyness of her.Her feet were black and the hair was crawling with something.A dirty tide mark around the neck completed the picture that stood before me.
I know I should have about turned and legged it but I thought "well i am here now"and it was only £15 so give it a go.
I asked if I could use the bathroom to wash my hands as I had filled up the car at the airport and my hands still smelled of diesel to which she replied that she had no running water as she had been cut off and had to use the neighbours for the toilet.
Anyway into the bedroom and that was another horror show big black cobwebs hanging down from the ceiling and a bed that was filthy and stained,half covered by the mankiest quilt I have ever seen in my life and the solitary pillow was a greyish colour with brown sweat stains.
She told me to undress and lay on the bed.Yeah right that wasn't going to happen.So I opted to stand with her sat on the edge of the bed naked while she performed a suprisingly good blow job and swallowed it all.At one point I steadied myself by holding her shoulders and I am not kidding when I removed my hands there were clean patches where my diesely fingers had been.
The worst bit was when she slid her arse off the bed she left behind little pellets of dirty bog roll.
So I am afraid this has to be a negative even though she performed the task she was set very well.The whole experience left me feeling dirty and sullied and this is from a man who once as a youngster shagged a bag lady under Waterloo bridge for four cans of Kestrel lager.

As for my search for a regular cocksucker,that has now ended with the excellent:
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Just outa curiosity how was her bj on 1-10

[Gothic D]

Just outa curiosity how was her bj on 1-10

Actually it was very good,I would say it's up there with Little Vicki probably a 7.5 to 8.
Do you think perhaps I should have given her a neutral rather than a negative,as she did do exactly what I paid her to do?

[ManInBlack]

Just outa curiosity how was her bj on 1-10

Actually it was very good,I would say it's up there with Little Vicki probably a 7.5 to 8.
Do you think perhaps I should have given her a neutral rather than a negative,as she did do exactly what I paid her to do?

The reaction so far suggests people agree with your negative.  For me it's the whole experience you review.  So no matter how well she performed the services you wanted, if she's dirty, the venue is dirty etc then a negative is deserved. 

[Turtle1]

I nearly vomited whilst reading your review 

Seriously dude you should of ran from the cat piss smell, let alone hearing she had no water.....ewwwwwwwwwwwww just nasty. i really feel for you Ser. I think im going to go take a shower as i feel all weird

[MasterChief]

I nearly vomited whilst reading your review 

Seriously dude you should of ran from the cat piss smell, let alone hearing she had no water.....ewwwwwwwwwwwww just nasty. i really feel for you Ser. I think im going to go take a shower as i feel all weird

+1 well said

[Mike Hunt]

i am lost for words reading this review,
i often wondered how some of the munters on AW or even agencies got ANY business and this has shown that someone even in the face of sheer hell is still prepared to book visit and use what can only be discribed as something even Royston Vasey would be ashamed of 

[Greenman]

Omg
Good review well wrote
Thanks for giving me help in one to avoid

[Turtle1]

Be honest chaps, how many of you would of skipped her pic when you cam across it on Adult work,

[denyason]

you dirty cunt!  fucking hell- "some nasty ass shit going down there bruvver!"
how could you?  god damn save up your doh and treat yourself to some mighty fine, bootaliscious honeys from diamonds or sumink.  Failing that keep ya doh in ya pocket, watch some porn on ya pc and suck ya own rod (self fellatio) that way you get ya cock sucked how ya like it and its freeeeeeeeeeeeee.
her profile wouldn't of even come up on my search.....strictly size 6-10, age 18-32 and pretty as fook! then the services must be correct.  god almighty- your standards are bloody low aren't they?  her rates are the same as diamonds for 30mins  and the hour.  i wouldn't fuck her for a million quid- i'd rather be infected by ebola.

[Redster69]

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This one is from a punt I had a couple of months ago while I was searching for a replacement for my regular cock sucker who unfortunately passed away a couple of years ago.
I don't care too much about looks or size when all I want is to dump my muck down a womans throat.I just want them to give a good blow job,swallow it and then I fuck off.
I chose this one because she was cheap and easy to get to in Benwell.So arranged a time and I turn up at this place what looks like a terraced house converted into flats.
Upon the opening of the door the first thing I notice is the stench of cat piss then my eyes travel down to what should have been the carpet but was a matted mess of animal hair.Then I finally notice HER,well I said that looks don't matter and they didn't this time but what I did find truly awful was the dirtyness of her.Her feet were black and the hair was crawling with something.A dirty tide mark around the neck completed the picture that stood before me.
I know I should have about turned and legged it but I thought "well i am here now"and it was only £15 so give it a go.
I asked if I could use the bathroom to wash my hands as I had filled up the car at the airport and my hands still smelled of diesel to which she replied that she had no running water as she had been cut off and had to use the neighbours for the toilet.
Anyway into the bedroom and that was another horror show big black cobwebs hanging down from the ceiling and a bed that was filthy and stained,half covered by the mankiest quilt I have ever seen in my life and the solitary pillow was a greyish colour with brown sweat stains.
She told me to undress and lay on the bed.Yeah right that wasn't going to happen.So I opted to stand with her sat on the edge of the bed naked while she performed a suprisingly good blow job and swallowed it all.At one point I steadied myself by holding her shoulders and I am not kidding when I removed my hands there were clean patches where my diesely fingers had been.
The worst bit was when she slid her arse off the bed she left behind little pellets of dirty bog roll.
So I am afraid this has to be a negative even though she performed the task she was set very well.The whole experience left me feeling dirty and sullied and this is from a man who once as a youngster shagged a bag lady under Waterloo bridge for four cans of Kestrel lager.

As for my search for a regular cocksucker,that has now ended with the excellent:
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I'm going to treat that review as funny as fuck.....an obvious brilliant wind up.

[sentinel]

Looks to me like this review is just a wind-up and doesn't contain a single shred of reality.

[Turtle1]

you dirty cunt!  fucking hell- "some nasty ass shit going down there bruvver!"
how could you?  god damn save up your doh and treat yourself to some mighty fine, bootaliscious honeys from diamonds or sumink.  Failing that keep ya doh in ya pocket, watch some porn on ya pc and suck ya own rod (self fellatio) that way you get ya cock sucked how ya like it and its freeeeeeeeeeeeee.
her profile wouldn't of even come up on my search.....strictly size 6-10, age 18-32 and pretty as fook! then the services must be correct.  god almighty- your standards are bloody low aren't they?  her rates are the same as diamonds for 30mins  and the hour.  i wouldn't fuck her for a million quid- i'd rather be infected by ebola.

lol, this is why i joined here, to be able to read comments like this.

[AnthG]

Looks to me like this review is just a wind-up and doesn't contain a single shred of reality.

Just read it and don't believe its genuine either. So to list the booking facts that don't add up.

1. He said he paid her £15 for the booking when she charges £30 for a 15min booking

2. He says he filled the car up at the Airport and yet he went to see her at Benwell - nowhere near the airport.

3. She has 9 positive reviews on AW. If she was truly this bad someone would have commented on it on AW. If even just a feedback only warning.

[jarrovian]

This is very strange, he posts a reasonable review of one girl at 2.25 and then posts this review an hour later! Surely he's having a laugh

[MasterChief]

member for a day and a half with three reviews mmmm

[Boom52]

Just to add to the hmmm list...water companies are not allowed by law to cut off water to domestic premises. Even if bills are unpaid...

[James999]

water companies are not allowed by law to cut off water to domestic premises. Even if bills are unpaid...

An Urban Myth

The reality is the pictures on her AW profile should keep any sane man away 

[maxxblue]

Boom52 is correct:

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[denyason]

This one is from a punt I had a couple of months ago

he probably finally decided to join up having amassed some punts.

[James999]

She's a business and as such can be disconnected, unless of course she didn't declare that along with any income 

[Gothic D]

Just read it and don't believe its genuine either. So to list the booking facts that don't add up.

1. He said he paid her £15 for the booking when she charges £30 for a 15min booking

2. He says he filled the car up at the Airport and yet he went to see her at Benwell - nowhere near the airport.

3. She has 9 positive reviews on AW. If she was truly this bad someone would have commented on it on AW. If even just a feedback only warning.

Dear me I cannot do right for doing wrong.Accused of touting on the NW board and accused of telling lies on this.
Every word I wrote was true,whether you believe it or not is up to you,I have no reason to make this up.

Who said I booked 15 minutes?At the time she was offering blow jobs at £20.I having read her blog knew she was desperately short of cash offered her £10 and we compromised at £15.

Yes I filled up at the airport.What is so strange about that?I go past it every time I go into town from my house.Believe it or not the world doesn't end at Kingston Park people do live beyond there.

Has AW fb suddenly become gospel truth?If she was being reviewed solely on her BJ skills then she would be a very good punt.

I am sure that there is someone brave enough on this forum to make a booking with her and prove that I am telling fibs or not.They don't even have to go through with it just walk away.

So I have only been a member for a couple of days but have done 3 reviews is that wrong,are there any rules against it?I said in my first post I would put up some of my most recent punts and that is what I have done.I will if required stop doing any more reviews and become one of the people with lots to say but not willing to share their experiences.
Why so much paranoia and suspicion towards new members?

[AnthG]

Why so much paranoia and suspicion towards new members?

Because your review is so extreme. A very negative review would be someone complaining about one of the things you say you experienced. And even then people would be finding it hard to believe if just one of those things occured.

For all of these list of things to have occurred on a punt and from someone who has just joined puts it most likely fantasy land.

[Gothic D]

Because your review is so extreme. A very negative review would be someone complaining about one of the things you say you experienced. And even then people would be finding it hard to believe if just one of those things occured.

For all of these list of things to have occurred on a punt and from someone who has just joined puts it most likely fantasy land.

What is the fact that I have just joined got to do with it?My punting career didn't start the day I joined.It goes back over 30 years and I have had many equally horrendous punts for various reasons.
As I stated previously you believe it or you don't,she is there for anyone to try.

[denyason]

it was a well informed review of an acquired taste but well informed nether the less.  like i said he finally joined up- some join up after a bit of punting or just stumbled upon this forum like me.  best review i've read so far....its the punt of nightmares. 
if i lived near say airport and i had no fuel- one would usually fill up before you go to the punt- like he did. 
i'm sure the "girls" at mee local old people's home do a fantastic blow job from what experience they have had but it don't mean i'm gonna use them does it?

[Gothic D]

it was a well informed review of an acquired taste but well informed nether the less.  like i said he finally joined up- some join up after a bit of punting or just stumbled upon this forum like me.  best review i've read so far....its the punt of nightmares. 
if i lived near say airport and i had no fuel- one would usually fill up before you go to the punt- like he did. 
i'm sure the "girls" at mee local old people's home do a fantastic blow job from what experience they have had but it don't mean i'm gonna use them does it?

Thankfully we all have different tastes and mine are obviously not to your liking.But I do think you are missing out on some excellent experiences by being so rigid in your choices.I have no rules,any age,any size as long as they catch my eye though no one under 25 ish as that would be uncomfortable and awkward for me.You could always imagine that its someone else doing it like I do.Usually I imagine it's Anne Widdecome.





NOT REALLY IT'S JUST A JOKE!!

[Toshiba]

I believe his review tbh

Came over as rank but believable, the water bit is odd but nevertheless i dont understand for the life of me why youd let an utter skunk like that suck ya cock...get tested asap

[Boom52]

An Urban Myth

The reality is the pictures on her AW profile should keep any sane man away 

Well that's funny - as an employee of said water company ...I must tell my boss that it's an Urban Myth!!

You can get into as much arrears as you like if it's a Domestic property. We can not turn the water off.

We can summons you, try and get an attachment if you have a mortgage but that's it!!

Check you facts!

[Turtle1]

Dear me I cannot do right for doing wrong.Accused of touting on the NW board and accused of telling lies on this.
Every word I wrote was true,whether you believe it or not is up to you,I have no reason to make this up.

Dont worry chap, same thing happened to me when i posted my first review. I called a WG fat and ugly. then got accused of deliberately leaving bad feedback ect, i think iv proved my self by now.

[Csg1965]

It can be a strange forum this. The amount of people who attack first time posters is amazing. There are no doubt lads on here who have been active on the forum for a long time and have respected opinions but just because someone is new doesn't mean they are liars. And before anyone jumps on me as I'm quite new I have been reading the forums for months just didn't register.
Come on lads have some tolerance and just remember that because you've been registered for a long time doesn't mean you are always correct.

[Turtle1]

i cuss em back and most certainly will do in the future. all fat old men with too much time on their hands.

[FLYING BLUE]

i cuss em back and most certainly will do in the future. all fat old men with too much time on their hands.

Charming

[Turtle1]

Charming

its called banter.......where is your sense of humour

[Greenman]

I enjoyed reading the review with one defenty to avoid
Lots of us like TI look out the older ugly munters as some of my best performances have been from non glamour pussys who have to try harder to build up thier regulars

Classic review
Look forward to more of them