A straight negative on this one for me, probably my worst experience yet in my punting years.
External Link/Members OnlyNot a huge amount of positives in Peterborough at the moment and mid November I fancied a punt after having the dreaded winter flu for a few weeks. Lots of searching and I realised that I would have to TOFTT as pickings are mostly Romanian/eastern european girls where I find the service to be lack lustre at best.
Anyway, this supposed foxy 36 year old flirtatious milf type took my fancy, she had one recent positive on AW feedback but nothing on UKP here, so I went for it.
Comms were okay to be fair, it took a while for her to answer but she did eventually and we agreed a time for later in the week. No address details given, I was directed to a postcode in the south of the city, not the nicest of areas and my car stood out a mile when I parked up for final directions. I messaged on WhatsApp and then had radio silence for around 10 minutes or so, lots of comings and goings of people looking at a bloke sat in a residential street in a nice(ish) car, even old bill drove past and gave me a second glance. I'm not an anxious person but bloody hell, it was hardly discreet, so I began to drive around for another 5 mins or so and eventually she came back with the address.
Parking was a nightmare as all residential and so I ended up walking in the last bit, me locking the car up wondering what state it would have been in when I returned.
Knocked on the door and Tiffany answered, she was supposed to be dressing up sexy for me me in heels and stockings but had a dressing gown on and some lace undies, not bad, but not what had been agreed. She was bigger than her pictures which surprised me as they look self taken but they are clearly quite old or she has had a bad winter! She seemed cold, was on her phone all the time from the get go and simply walked off up stairs, I tried to confirm services again as she doesn't advertise OWO, had indicated she would do it for me, but before even seeing the old chap, told me she didn't do it full stop. I should have walked at this point as the signs were bad already.
I think she sensed my frustration and got quite stern and if I'm honest a little gobby with me in the respect she moaned about why so many people wanted it. Little head was overruling me as I needed a release and thought well in for a penny, or at least 8000 of them for 30 mins of her time.
She was so disinterested from the get go, she simply took the dressing gown off and slipped the nix off (which were dirty, I noticed as they hit the floor) and got on the bed and opened her legs. She was unshaven, not a passion killer for me, but she had some growth on her legs too which was more a passion killer for me. She layed looking at her phone and then set a timer for us.
I don't mind the timer thing too much, but it was done in a very cold way, her manner was totally as if she didn't want to be there and would rather be doing ANYTHING else.
So I felt her up, didn't fancy RO as the dirty knix had put me off that, I didn't want to be anywhere near that arse. As I played with her there was no reaction after a few minutes of trying so I withdrew my two fingers and the smell nearly made me vomit. My fingers were covered in some kind of discharge and I asked her about it. She said it's normal and not to be 'weird' about it. I'm no gyno, however I have seen a few fannies in my time, but fuck me it could have been anything.
I had a covered lacklustre blowjob trying to remain hard and cum but in the end I ended up asking her to wank me off over her tits. I didn't feel comfortable. Eventually I shot my bolt, making sure to cover the duvet cover as well just to piss her off a bit more! It was however quite frustrating as I didn't want to touch my own cock with those sticky fingers and as soon as I began cumming, she stopped the hand action and it was like a pornhub video of cum haters! I ended up trying to get full release with my left hand which doesn't always work that well. There was no offer of facilities or even a bloody wet wipe! I was handed a tissue from a pack of hand tissues like when you have a cold. That was it.
In summary, she is larger than the pictures, I would say 16/18 not a 14, is a heavy smoker (the house stank of it, as did I when I got out of there) not very attractive 4/5 out of 10 facially, has natural large tits that hang lower than my bollox do, doesn't really seem into it, doesn't chat very much and simply wants your cash and will do very little else once she has got it.
Its a shame as with some enthusiasm she might have been alright, however that goo from her undercarriage is a worry for me. Expensive hand job, but another to add to the list of non returns for me. I am going to stick to well reviewed SP's on my travels I think. Struggling to find a well priced regular in the borough at the moment.
I don't often feel bad when I have punted but I felt dirty and definitely short changed by the experience. There were just too many negatives and literally no positives at all for me. A toothy, covered blow job isn't my thing for 80 quid.
Topic: Tiffany 8671 - Peterborough. TOFTT. Horrible Experience (Read 4717 times)