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Was supposed to retire because let’s face it options are pretty crap.
Comms are prompt, booked for the hour. Worst decision ever.
I arrive and first, it’s a B&S, you are not meeting that person.
She was black but could tell English is not her first language. Small, looked fake tits, slim. No ass whatsoever. Pancakes back there.
I don’t mind people being animated but this was over the top, annoying. That annoying little cousin you have that you need to tell to calm down.
Now i thought, it can’t actually get worse than this.. oh how I was wrong, wouldn’t stop talking.
I thought okay let me enjoy the massage, I’ve never been in so much pain. It can’t be that hard, slap oil and rub but it was by far the worst massage I’ve ever had, garbage.
It was rough, to the point I thought do you have control of your limbs. So forceful and then almost a spasm as times. I just lay there like what the fuck are you doing. Who saw her and decide she’d be good.
Tried to kiss and I had to have cat like reflexes to dodge that, I don’t kiss any SP’s or WG’s what was running through her brain that made her think I wanted that.
She had the audacity to say it’s a tantric massage. It was neither. It was shit. And maybe if I knew nothing about massages and had no feeling in my body I could have been duped. I looked at was thinking who is she fooling.
Okay the HE, can’t muck this up. Ohhh how I was proving myself to be wrong. Gripped my dick like it was going to run away. The fakest moans that were actually irritating, how can you muck up a HE. It was awful, it was almost torture I was this close to asking her to stop completely because it was utter tripe.
The only positive is the area is discreet.
I cannot stress enough, don’t waste your time or money. To top it off they run multiple adds so you might not even get the person you tried to request.
It you didn’t read anything else, this farce of a massage is shit.
