TLDR: Very chatty, conspiracy theorist milf with a proper good bod.
Price paid: £180 for the hour.
Comms: Messaged her on her number and got a text back asking for a call before confirming. Felt a bit weird but understandable with WGs getting last minute cancellations. Called her to confirm and the woman chatted for 10 mins straight. Should've known I was in for an interesting encounter.
Digs: In the quiet part of South Bermondsey. 15 min walk from the Bermondsey station. Think you can walk it from Surrey Quays too. But great location nonetheless. Not at all dodgy.
Lady: She opened the door wearing skimpy lingerie and a see through robe. You can see she pays a lot of attention to her fitness. She literally has the measurements of a Victoria Secrets model.
But obviously no matter how hard one tries, age beyond a point is impossible to hide. She has wrinkles on the face and tits. But all in all I'd say she looks like a proper fit for someone I assume is in her 50s. She could pass for 40 if you saw her in dimly lit pub tbh.
Deed: As soon as I entered, she couldn't stop talking and telling me what I was doing wrong. "Don't talk loudly", "Don't put the shirt there," "why haven't you taken off your socks".
I mean, I have to say it felt like one of those step mom pornos, and I was enjoying being told a little bit. But after a while, it just turned annoying.
As others have also said, she can talk your ears off, and no it's not sexy talk. She ended up going on a fairly long antisemitic conspiracy theory rant. Won't get into much detail as it's not the place for it but if you end up booking her, just be prepared for some proper cuckoo shit.
After 15 mins we headed to her bedroom and she gave a half arsed massage. What followed was a decent 15 min romp. Have to say she can fuck like a pro and looks amazing doing so.
As I had booked for the hour, I thought she'd initiate the 2nd pop but she didn't. And after the first session, she again went into a conspiracy theory rant, so I also couldn't get myself too excited to initiate round 2.
Will I return?Don't think so. For £180ph, I think there are many more options in the city half her age.
Giving this a neutral because she's hot and is quite good in bed.
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