Blonde Babe - Mold - North Wales

[Blackcat25]

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£80 - 1 hour
Massage & OWO.

I contacted blondebabe for a 1hr massage a few weeks ago, this was  for a booking later that day, comms were quick and simple with address provided. Location is on a new build estate on the edge of Mold, quiet location but the house was a bit of a mess. Nothing significant but stuff everywhere and also a dog running around.

I was shown upstairs and offered a massage on either the bed or table. I opted for the bed as it looked more comfortable.

Both of us stripped and then what followed was a lack lustre massage which was basically light strokes and minimal oil. No reach unders or cc swipes.
After about 25 mins she asked me to turn over and then gave me a very brief rub down of my front and said it was time to massage her 
I thought why not, although slim I can only describe her body as loose, with skin that is almost not attached to her, if that makes sense. I did slip a finger or two in her pussy and it was quite tight, she asked me to lick her but I declined, firstly I’m not one for a hairy bush and secondly I am paying to be pleasured.  So then she starts playing with my cock and this, she was actually good at, she gave decent OWO but I just did not fancy her one iota. I had to a close my eyes and managed to get over the line. I don’t think she was impressed that I came in her mouth a little but she was quick on the withdraw so must have only caught a drop or two.

Quick wipe up and then I was on my way with 50 mins on the clock.

I was debating a negative but I think that would have been too harsh and what swayed it was her good oral.  Upon reflection I get the impression she is either lazy or doesn’t care for giving massages and only does this as a way to play with some cock as she was telling me her husband doesn’t want her fucking loads of guys 

It is a strange dynamic here and I just noticed she offers a GFE experience now, but this is for a roll around on the bed, kissing, oral and hand relief. No sex.

In summary if you want a shite massage, a decent blow job and no CIM or anything else it’s not a bad price. She is also a Scouser (really strong accent) and talks non stop throughout which very off putting so I for one will not be returning. I’ve nothing against scousers but her tone just seems grind on me, like nails on a blackboard.

In addition there is the smell of smoke in her house which could be a problem for some and I just noticed she charges £10 if you want a shower.

[Np1984]

Thanks for this review mate, I’ve had my eye on this one for a while, but something has always put me off booking her, I can’t quite put my finger on it what’s put me off, but Your review made it clear for me that I won’t be visiting her

[Blackcat25]

Thanks for this review mate, I’ve had my eye on this one for a while, but something has always put me off booking her, I can’t quite put my finger on it what’s put me off, but Your review made it clear for me that I won’t be visiting her

Glad to be of help mate, that’s the beauty of UKP.

[Blackcat25]

Seems blonde babe has read my review and amended her profile to be slightly more accurate, that’s the great thing about UKP  .  Still can’t work out how she gets to a price of £10 for a shower though, at th most it would be 70p.

I checked my punting phone and she also sent me a text telling me to take down my review as it’s affecting her business and her husband is not happy 
I took this as a veiled threat so guys please make sure you use a punting phone.

At the same time she has changed her name to Massage By Housewife, which I guess is an attempt to distance herself from her previous user name.

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[Np1984]

Seems blonde babe has read my review and amended her profile to be slightly more accurate, that’s the great thing about UKP  .  Still can’t work out how she gets to a price of £10 for a shower though, at th most it would be 70p.

I checked my punting phone and she also sent me a text telling me to take down my review as it’s affecting her business and her husband is not happy 
I took this as a veiled threat so guys please make sure you use a punting phone.

At the same time she has changed her name to Massage By Housewife, which I guess is an attempt to distance herself from her previous user name.

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Oh dear, not good form on her part, this makes her even more unattractive in my opinion, thanks for the update and happy new year to you.

[Working Wendy]

Still can’t work out how she gets to a price of £10 for a shower though, at th most it would be 70p.

Perhaps like myself, it's to cover the extra time you'll require:

5 minutes to adjust the height and temperature as you want it + 5 minutes to actually shower + 5 minutes to clean her bathroom afterwards = 15 minutes which is probably £10 of her time. She won't be able to see her next client until you leave, or do you expect to have free extra time?

[Blackcat25]

Perhaps like myself, it's to cover the extra time you'll require:

5 minutes to adjust the height and temperature as you want it + 5 minutes to actually shower + 5 minutes to clean her bathroom afterwards = 15 minutes which is probably £10 of her time. She won't be able to see her next client until you leave, or do you expect to have free extra time?

You’re making assumptions as her profile clearly mentions the charge is relating to energy costs. If it was down to the time then that’s a different story. I quote:

“You can have a shower here but as we know prices of gas/ lecky has gone up so charge £10 if need a shower”

[Working Wendy]

Perhaps she has seen other massage service providers who have costed it from a scheduling perspective charge £10 for the extra time involved and reasoned that is the going rate 

[Blackcat25]

Perhaps she has seen other massage service providers who have costed it from a scheduling perspective charge £10 for the extra time involved and reasoned that is the going rate 

She has a dusty phone so I very much doubt it’s due to scheduling. Let’s stick to the facts and what she has written and it clearly states the charge is down to energy costs. Either way £10 is a pisstake. This won’t make a difference to me as I’ve no intention of ever seeing her again but it’s good to highlight for other punters or may read this review thread.

[Working Wendy]

I can tell you that in real life hardly anybody wants a shower, but if you're taking up her extra time you shouldn't begrudge paying for it regardless.

She charges £80 per hour so an extra 15 minutes would be £20 and she only charges £10 - bargain! It is optional. You can always have a shower in your own house.

[Blackcat25]

If you're taking up the extra time you shouldn't begrudge paying for it regardless. It is optional. You can always have a shower in your own house.

I can and I do, and it costs far less than £10 despite the rise in energy costs. Time has nothing to do with it, what is so difficult about this for you to understand? Read her profile or the quote I took from it above 

Using your logic I am entitled to a refund of £13.34 as I had paid for 60mins but was out the door in 50mins. Can I claim this directly from you 

[Np1984]

I have never seen any other sp asking for money for a shower, for me it comes down to would you rather loose £80 for trying to gain a extra £10 for electric or gas? It just doesn’t make sense. Showers should be included in the price or maybe say 5 minutes comes out of the 60 minutes for shower time! If blonde babes customer service skills where up to scratch maybe she could of joined blackcat in the shower and started with a sensual body scrub or something along them lines.

[Working Wendy]

I can and I do, and it costs far less than £10 despite the rise in energy costs. Time has nothing to do with it, what is so difficult about this for you to understand? Read her profile or the quote I took from it above 

Using your logic I am entitled to a refund of £13.34 as I had paid for 60mins but was out the door in 50mins. Can I claim this directly from you 

I totally understand. My point was that it's only right you should pay extra to stay when you're already past your time, but if she short changed you on time I'll say no more

[Working Wendy]

I have never seen any other sp asking for money for a shower, for me it comes down to would you rather loose £80 for trying to gain a extra £10 for electric or gas? It just doesn’t make sense. Showers should be included in the price or maybe say 5 minutes comes out of the 60 minutes for shower time!

It's becoming more common post-covid. I look at it the other way, would I rather someone who wanted a shower left the way open for someone who didn't need to shower here? Yes.

[Blackcat25]

I totally understand. My point was that it's only right you should pay extra to stay when you're already past your time, but if she short changed you on time I'll say no more

Was all contained in my review and should work both ways, what’s done it done and out of principle I would not pay for a shower but if needed it could’ve come off the time. As a point to note I would not turn up for a meet “dirty” but in the case of massages, given the oil used and qty it is sometimes needed to wash it off.

[bristolcity14]

If im paying £80 for 30 mins id expect a shower! Whos charging tenners lol

[68robbie68]

It’s £80 for an hour I think you will find

[spiralnotebook]

If I was asked for £10 extra to shower I would make sure to turn up unwashed and smelling next time and ask for £10 to have one at home first if she objected. What a bloody cheek.