External Link/Members OnlyThis massage happened a couple of months back.
Price:
5/10 £60 plus £20 for HR. I am not an expert on massages, but it is my understanding that these rates are expensive. Notwithstanding, I paid for the extra afterwards, so I can't mark it below a 5 if I paid it.
Comms:
8/10 Pretty good, speedy replies. When on the phone with her, I found her accent challenging. That is the only drawback.
Outer location 6/10Had to walk for about 5-6 minutes from the nearest free parking. Maybe not nice when the weather is cold. The apartment from the outside and inside (until you reach her room) is not the worst I've seen, but far from the best.
Inner location 7.5/10Room was great: neat, lovely music, nice lighting. Only thing is, the room was on the cooler side, not disconcertingly cold, especially considering I was neked but I like my heat, so I knocked off 1.5 marks for that.
The lady 8/10In terms of age, I would estimate late forties, to maybe early fifties. I think she looks quite a bit older than her picture on the link. She is very petite in height. Personally, I think that Birmingham is a compromise when it comes to massages, either young lookers who do a flimsy job, or an older experienced women who do a great job. Precious few where they fall into both categories. I opted for the latter as I love massages and wanted a good massage first and foremost.
In light of this, I did not place a lot of emphasis on looks but personality. Does she make me feel comfortable? And indeed she did. My ideal massage is a quiet massage where there is not much speaking, beautiful music, beautiful smells and communication is had through physical contact. Alas, this was not to be.
Pel likes to chat, but she is actually lovely to talk to. She makes you feel comfortable. Her English is quite challenging though and at times I only partially understand her. But her personality shines through and she is not overly talkative. There are periods of just relaxing.
The Massage 8.75/10Pel knows what she is doing. A fantastic massage. She is thorough and it was very relaxing. I would recommend her to anyone with back troubles or anything. From head to toe, a wonderful Thai massage with plenty of CC swiped and brushing over little man to invite you to pay the extra afterwards. She uses plenty of oil, wasn't too difficult to wash off afterwards in the shower she offers you. I like a hard massage and she delivered it perfectly.
The extra 8.75/10
I've not experienced lots of HR. But it was the best I've had. She didn't just squeeze and vigorously go up and down and hurt me, she knew what she was doing and it was a very nice closing.
She doesn't offer anything further, sexually. Not that I asked, but she made a point of telling me that people have asked, hence I'm adding it to the review. She also didn't cheat me on the time. When I walked out, the hour was done. I think she determines time through the music.
Overall rating:
8/10 If you do the maths with my scores, I've overall given her an average of 7.5 ish. But the massage is what I care most about and is what I came there for. So it's up to an 8. Maybe you will read and will focus on something else to inform your judgement. Not the person to come to if the sexual component is first and foremost on your mind, I don't think.
SummaryPositivesGreat massage
Lovely personality
Lovely ending
Clean apartment
Doesn't cheat you on time
NegativesExpensive
Apartment could be warmer
*Listing anything else would be nit-picking on my part*
All in all, would I return: Yes
