External Link/Members OnlyI'd seen some decent reviews for this place, so thought I'd give it a try. Rang & made booking with Chan Chan, when I arrived you enter a small waiting room, that has a small hatch into the reception desk, took me back to the old sauna massage places in Sheffield, they all had them. I paid £40 for the hour & was let in.
I was shown to a room by Chan Chan, who had quite a few layers of clothing on as it was freezing, the room had a mattress on the floor as per the photos in the advert, but it was warm in there, thank fuck I'd made a booking because I bet the heating isn't on if you walk in without an appointment. I was offered a shower but had just had one at home 30mins earlier, I was left to get naked & laid on the mattress, it was a bit cooler at floor level though. Chan Chan had lost the warm layers when she came back in & was wearing a grey tunic & black leggings, she's a petite lady, in her 40's for a guess & around a size 6/8 with dark shortish hair, quite attractive. She began the massage with some general rubbing of all parts of my back & legs, then the warm oil came out, which was quite pleasant, but that's all it ever was. She nearly bored me to sleep, she must have rubbed each calf for 5mins each & then the same with my thighs, no CC swipes reach unders or anything, another 10mins on my back & shoulders, I was then asked to turn over & she bent my legs up & started rubbing my fucking calves again
she did my thighs then, still no teasing
& then asked if I needed Mr Floppy massaging, I thought fuck it might as well try & get some pleasure out the hour, so she managed to get me up & proceeded with a quite expertly performed handjob for £20 extra. A quick clean up & she was out of the room to get her warm clothes back on.
I've flipped between a grey & a red for this one, I was bored senseless throughout, it wasn't the warmest place, I'm not even sure Chan Chan was Thai even, I thought Chinese, but I may be mistaken, I wouldn't return, but YMMV I'll be going back to Eusie at Moorends
