Author Topic: Ilona - UK Glamour Girls - Mayfair  (Read 4394 times)

Offline RobinBrod

I knew I had to be in London for a meeting in the morning so arranged to see Ilona after a lunch break. Phoned the agency who couldn’t have been more helpful. They understood what I wanted and suggested 3 different girls, all of whom were on my short list. I specified no stockings and suspenders and prepared for A Levels. I paid up front to the agency before I arrived via bank transfer. It does save carrying around all that cash!

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Cost - £1k for 2 hours – any subsequent hours at £400 ph. This seems to be fairly standard across most of the agencies at the moment for what might be called ‘high end escorts’, i.e., £600 and then £400 ph.

The girl - The website age of 25 is a bit young IMHO, and I would put her at about 30, possibly early 30s. Height (5’ 9”) is right, and the photos are pretty good. The one on the beach is the photo which initially attracted me, and the best likeness is probably the one that has her in front of a mirror. Attractive face, long black hair, 34DD tits that are not original, but are not hard (like some) and scarring not evident, small nipples. Good waist, a little tummy. i.e., toned if not gym fit. Good legs and a superb bum – my main focal point. She was dressed – contrary to what I asked - in stockings and suspenders, and with a short black dress with a zip at the front which extended to the bottom, and soon slid down! Fully shaved, with what I can only call a meaty pussy – pouting and welcoming! It tasted delicious. Her native tongue is I take it Portuguese (I think that’s what they speak in Brazil) and while her English is excellent, she does speak quite fast and it wasn’t always possible to follow what she said. Certainly while she climaxes she speaks in a torrent of Portuguese!

The Flat - Very easy to find, a smart block. Her flat is on the second floor, and she lives alone in it. A concierge, who smiled at me and was happy to tell me which floor the flat was on. I have no doubt he knows what she does! Really lovely flat. Large living room with a comfortable sofa where we sat and drank, excellent bathroom with very good shower, as well as a bath, with plenty of soaps etc. Clean towel provided. Lovely bedroom – large bed and mirrors by the bed.

The Meeting - I arrived early and had a drink in the pub the other side of the road. I was going to take a bottle of wine, but there was a flower stall outside the pub, so I bought a large bunch of roses – which Ilona loved! We chatted while she put the flowers into a jug, and I opened a bottle of champagne – hers, not mine, and it was good champagne too, Laurent Perrier. Then we moved to the sofa and chatted. She lit candles and put music on. After 5 minutes or I encouraged the move to the bedroom – she had to blow out all the candles! As I lay on the bed, wrapped in the towel, she did a striptease for me, asking how much I wanted her to take off – ‘All of it, please!’ She did and then removed the towel and joined me on the bed. We then had an excellent time. DFK, fingering (both holes) OWO, RO and 69, she covered me up and climbed on in CG, beautifully tight, and then RCG, then doggy and we moved to anal, just as tight. She can definitely take a pounding, once you are fully ensconced, and I eventually came there. Throughout there was much talk and encouragement. She refreshed our glasses, and had a quick wash, as I did as well, and then we chatted about her sex life – pretty busy (which it must be to afford the flat on her own). Eventually she initiated OWO and then 69, followed by CG. She was enthusiastic here and I eventually came, as did she. Long recovery, she opened up her suitcase of toys (what they were all for I have no idea!) and we worked towards a 3rd go. Up and in, but never going to manage a 3rd come – she did!

Conclusion. She is a force of nature, and I’m very surprised not to have seen her reviewed on here before. She’s been in London for (I think) over 2 years and is definitely one to see again. I will do so at the earliest opportunity.


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Offline rafathegaffa

Great review, thanks! Looks tasty  :drinks:

Offline puntingpumping1920

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Her phone number from her Kommons  ad - 07776988309
Banned reason: Mr £500k go and buy some fucking manners
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Offline rafathegaffa

Her A/W page - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Her phone number from her Kommons  ad - 07776988309

Legendary work as always sir  :dance: :drinks:

Looks a good bet at 400. I shall report from my expeditions - aim to see her next week   :yahoo:

Offline puntingpumping1920

Legendary work as always sir  :dance: :drinks:

Looks a good bet at 400. I shall report from my expeditions - aim to see her next week   :yahoo:

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Offline Neil197

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Certainly a useful review and I keep meaning to book her, as I'm working locally to her at the moment. The only reservation I had was her lack of published feedback.

Had you booked her direct via Instagram (link above) where she (rather amusingly) labels herself as a "companionship coach" you'd have probably got the booking for £600-800 rather than £1000 through an agency.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2022, 10:13:43 pm by Neil197 »

Offline jimbobted

Your review but for a grand I'd expect better than fibbing about her age and not bothering with the dress request. Even your common or garden £150/hr whore will be bare legged if you ask he not to wear stockings (I don't like them either).

Offline rafathegaffa

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Certainly a useful review and I keep meaning to book her, as I'm working locally to her at the moment. The only reservation I had was her lack of published feedback.

Had you booked her direct via Instagram (link above) where she (rather amusingly) labels herself as a "companionship coach" you'd have probably got the booking for £600-800 rather than £1000 through an agency.

A girl who escorts via some of these whatsapp groups going around from the london club promoter scene labels herself as "ex-tennis player, now coaching" on instagram lol, and has a new designer bag every day. Maybe she is rafael nadal's new coach....just as I am sure Ilona is Warren Buffet's companionship coach  :lol:

Some of the jobs these chicks make up man   :wackogirl:

Offline Ivor Hunch

you guys who use these agencies-  when they say, "open minded", what does that mean?  That they take it up the chutney?

Offline Neil197

Regarding her age, I happen to know for a fact she's 39, nearly 40.

Dont ask me how I know, but I do.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2022, 10:43:46 am by Neil197 »

Offline RobinBrod

Open minded has many different meanings! It usually, but not always, means open to A Levels (at discretion, of course!) In my experience it is always best to ask the agency, who will usually tell you. Some sites are explicit - Allure for example, with most of their girls, but not all. UK Glamour Girls often, but not always, state what is available. Maxes, Hamiltons and Babylon usually state whether A levels are available too. I have little experience of other agencies, sadly!

Put simply, there is no universal rule. Ask and it shall be given unto you - we hope!

Offline rafathegaffa

Messaged her on AW and also messaged the number on the profile mr Puntingpumping kindly provided, but no reply  :unknown:

I'm not attracted enough to her to spend 600, so I guess I'll wait and see if she replies  :drinks:

Offline RobinBrod

I also tried AW and the phone number and have not had a reply. She hadn't logged onto AW for a couple of days.

Offline Neil197

Send her a DM through Instagram

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Offline Mango_007

For companionship coaching?  :lol:
i need some coaching. Apparently dropping £££'s when you meet a girl straightaway is frowned upon by most girls. I need coaching...