Author Topic: Nancy SensualGoddess - Dorking  (Read 3349 times)


27 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6090162) (16 positive, 6 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Fuzzyduck]

Offline Chazz


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1 Hour £130

Ranty Bollocks
I suppose that in the end you get the punt that you deserve. I broke three of my own punting rules, so I've only got myself to blame:

1. Don't see SPs with negative reviews. The warning signs were there, but I chose to ignore them. I told myself that her number of green reviews must outweigh the red.

2. Don't see SPs under 30. From past experience, SPs over 30 have given me far better service than anyone in their twenties. I'd assumed that she'd taken the usual 10 years off her age, but in this case she is actually 26.

3. Don't see an SP just because she's in a convenient location. It's always better to see a well reviewed SP, even if the location is a bit out of your way. I actually had a booking with a very well reviewed SP on here, which I cancelled because Dorking was closer. This part of Surrey is a bit of a punting desert, but if I'd wanted convenience, I'd've been much better off at the Bookham AMP.

Comms
Excellent quick and responsive comms, all by SMS.

Location
Excellent location in the middle of Dorking. Discrete flat with handy car park nearby. Clean and tidy. Good shower over bath.

Nancy
Absolutely stunning Thai/Chinese woman. It is actually her in the pictures. OK English, but not very chatty at all. Beautiful fake boobs, but with some scarring underneath.

The Business
Having sorted the paperwork and jumped in the shower, business started with an OK relaxing massage. 10 minutes in I'm asked to flip. Lacklustre OW followed by a bit of CG. I gently slide my hands up to cop a feel of those wonderful titties when I'm abruptly told, "NO TOUCHING!" It was purgatory to have those wonderful perky mams bouncing about inches from my face, but not being able to give them even the gentlest of squeezes. We switch to doggy, presumably so that she doesn't have to look at me. As I hammer away I wonder at how it's possible to be balls deep in someone and yet feel a million miles away from them. I ask for RO, so Nancy grudgingly obliges by grabbing the headboard and sitting on my face. She pulls off the condom and tells me to sort myself out, so I end up wanking myself off while she hovers above my lapping tongue. She tastes good, and I eventually bust a nut. I've never been cleaned up so quickly before - Nancy had already grabbed the wet wipes and was wiping around my bellend as spunk was still shooting out of the end of it. An abrupt "You want shower now?" announced that our session had ended. It was only after I'd showered and dressed that Nancy became more friendly, trying to sell a repeat visit and saying that she usually worked in Huntingdon and Stevenage. When I got outside I looked at my watch to realise that only 40 minutes had passed since I'd entered the flat, and that time included two showers.

Conclusion
Extremely attractive girl but a very mechanical service, which surpassed even the current Mrs. Chazz with her frozen levels of cold detachment. I didn't even get a HJ and had to finish myself off. She also ripped me off for half an hour. Might be OK for a 15 minute P&D if you get her on a good day. YMMV, but I won't be back.

Offline Punterperson1971

Sorry you had a bad one op but I don’t suppose you have a link to you mrs Chazz so we know to avoid her too please in case she tours
 :lol: :lol: :D :D :drinks:

Offline Chazz

 :lol:

In her youth, she was a firecracker, but has now sadly retired from any form of sexual entertainment, paid or otherwise!

Offline Punterperson1971

:lol:

In her youth, she was a firecracker, but has now sadly retired from any form of sexual entertainment, paid or otherwise!
😂😂👍👍

Offline Chazz

Sorry you had a bad one op

Thanks PP! You win some, you lose some. If she hadn't gouged me quite so badly on time, this review would've be a Neutral. At least I still got to bang a hotty!