Eliza superstar - Cambridge

[thundercrackerxx]

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30 mins.

Saw her back in April I think it was and it was the straw that broke the camels back for me and punting.

Haven't had a decent punt much for years now, only the odd one here and there have been nice. But saw she had almost 100% positive reviews and looked nice enough in her pictures.
Arrived and she was welcoming and friendly but I wasn't too keen on her look. Wish I'd walked then. The longer I was with her and looking at her the more unattractive I found her.
Looks mid 40s or older but with heavy surgery to try hold back the tide of age. Barrel torso that's very firm but unnaturally so. I assume due to all the surgery and silicon or whatever shoved in her.
She started sucking my cock, though I'd describe it more as gobbling. Almost like she was chewing on it. Not pleasant.
Then on to mish which is where I caught a wiff coming from her pussy. That pretty much killed the semi I'd managed to get. Couldn't even finish myself off I was so turned off.
She does try to give a good service. Seemed determined to try make me hard and cum and seemed disappointed/offended I didn't cum. No clock watching and I think she'd have actually gone over time just to make me cum. So I feel a bit bad giving a negative but I found her so unattractive I really didn't enjoy the experience and felt a mug for pissing away money on it.
I met quite a few girls at the start of this year in Cambridge off the back of lots of positive reviews on here and found them all disappointing. Neutral at best. It's made me feel that standards are pretty low in East Anglia now due to how bad most girls are. So any that can give an ok performance get glowing positives.

[cheekymonkey]

Not much worse than a smelly fanny when punting, so off-putting. How hard can it be for a woman to actually properly clean inside & around? I always find Thai's very clean, but not usually very keen!

[jimbobted]

East Anglia is a bit of a punting wasteland unfortunately. There is the odd good girl around but they all seem to be either very part time, only seeing existing clients, or both.

Thanks for the review as she is one I'd thought about trying.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Was going to see her a few weeks ago but she had a very can't be bothered attiude on the phone, so i didnt bother and probally saved 150 quid:)

Good old Cambridge eh;?, always a let down..

[Condominium]

Eliza def isn’t for everyone and as a long time WG she’ll inevitably attract some negative reviews. That said, she’s always professional and friendly and provides a safe comfortable environment. I’ve seen her a few times now and whilst it’s never earth shattering, she always delivers and is also open minded and flexible. Happy to receive anal (extra charge but have now ticked that box), perform BDSM (she’s a pretty good dom) and will always try to make sure you leave happy. A bit too much body work as the OP mentions, but all in keeping with selling the porn star fantasy.

I’d recommend taking some time out as you (OP) sound a bit jaded and disillusioned. No point spaffing the hard earned if you’re not getting the joy you’re seeking.