Lisa - Golden Sunshine - West Kensington - Chinese Big Titty MILF

[ConanTheKuffar]

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Logistics: Walk-in on a Saturday evening.

Location: Golden Sunshine is a reliable Chinese rub&tug in West Kensington. Located on a very busy street with lots of traffic. To the trained eye, it looks obvious that you are not there because you have a sore shoulder.

Appearance: I am not sure anymore if she is called Lisa or Linda. She is Chinese and has spectacularly big tits. She has serious milkers. I am bad at estimating size but I would say DD or bigger. The tits are her main selling point. The face is average. She is stocky.. Shaved busy. She is probably in her late 40s or early 50s. Friendly and energetic.

Services: I paid the receptionist 30 quid for a 30 mins relaxed massage. She looked very cute and took me to the room. I undressed completely and sat on the massage table waiting for the masseuse to come in. After a few minutes, a Chinese MILF came in. She wore a tight black dress which exposed her massive milkers. Jackpot! I told her that I want B2B and her to be naked from the beginning. She insisted that zi pay  the standard rate of £40 in advance. She undressed and sat next to me. I started playing with her titties and sucked on them. I laid down and this is where I found out that her idea of B2B is just rubbing her tits in my face - which I really enjoyed. After 10 mins of that I wanted to play with her pussy and arsehole and she gave me full access. I rubbed her arsehole and entered it with my thumb. I also flicked her bean and she was very responsive and got soaking wet. When she stroked my cock, it was good but I had to slow her down. I then asked her to put oil on her tits and vigorously titfucked her until I exploded onto her tits. She cleaned up and then gave me a good head massage to fill the remaining five minutes. She  then got the shower ready for me and after 35 minutes I was outside again - ready for the weekend to start.
 
Conclusion: Excellent tit worshipping session with a Chinese MILF. Can’t comment on massage skills as the only massage was with her tits on my cock. Not as energetic and filthy as Nancy who has similar tits and who I met on a previous visit.

[webpunter]

Quality reporting
To the trained eye 

Added to non AWank HL for when in town
Linda / Lisa & Nancy

A perfect start to the weekend indeed !

To the trained eye, it looks obvious that you are not there because you have a sore shoulder.

When she stroked my cock, it was good but I had to slow her down. I then asked her to put oil on her tits and vigorously titfucked her until I exploded onto her tits. She cleaned up and then gave me a good head massage to fill the remaining five minutes. She  then got the shower ready for me and after 35 minutes I was outside again - ready for the weekend to start.
 
Conclusion: Excellent tit worshipping session with a Chinese MILF. Can’t comment on massage skills as the only massage was with her tits on my cock. Not as energetic and filthy as Nancy who has similar tits and who I met on a previous visit.

[Duron]

I called. 07394 403286. Apparently there is no 'Nancy'. But Lisa is there today.

[ConanTheKuffar]

I didn’t know that they have a phone line. Thanks! that will make it much easier to see exactly who I want when I am in the area. I saw Nancy in February. Sad she no longer works there.

[Jim7519]

I called. 07394 403286. Apparently there is no 'Nancy'. But Lisa is there today.

What about the cute receptionist?  Is She working as well ?

[ConanTheKuffar]

Good question. I will ask next time I see her and report back. My instinct is probably yes as they sometimes display a sign that says ‘come back later’. I don’t think they would do this if they had a full-time receptionist.

[Duron]

Just been. ‘Lisa’ is not Linda. She has small saggy boobs BUT lovely suckable nipples.

Linda tomorrow. One of you can check her out. I’m spent!
Lisa charged  £60 on top of the £30 for 30 mins for Strip and HR.

Nipples were good. Not as good as Lilly (Lucy?) in Northfields. But good. Total too pricey.

[Duron]

On second thoughts, don’t waste your time/money on Lisa. Morose lady. £90 wasted.

[Duron]

On second thoughts, don’t waste your money on Lisa. Morose lady.

The reception is today was Sheba. Yes, she does massage she said.

[ConanTheKuffar]

Lisa charged  £60 on top of the £30 for 30 mins for Strip and HR.

That is very expensive. The standard rate is £40 for B2B. Did you talk about the extras before the massage began? I always find it easier to negotiate effectively when the masseuse enters and the blood is still in my brain 

[Duron]

I ought to have negotiated early. But the early discussion was to establish whether she is the masseuse that's the subject of this thread. She didn't look booby. And she said Linda is on tomorrow. But I had two glasses of sauvignon beforehand and it had gone straight to my dick
A return visit will have to wait a week or so.

[ConanTheKuffar]

I know this problem only too well. I have paid silly prices in the past when I found myself on the massage table with a raging boner and a sexy Asian bird quoting £50 for a handjob! 

In this establishment and others, the best strategy is to talk through what you want and to negotiate a reasonable price before the action starts. The worst case scenario is that she is not up for it or wants too much money, and you just get a normal massage for what you paid at the door. For £60, you can get FS at the TCM a short walk away.

[Duron]

HA HA HA! COMEDY OF ERRORS! Read this first! ................................................

DO NOT CONFUSE 200 North End Road with 201 North End Road!

I woke up this morning wondering how hard it was to find the place (I was walking north thinking I was walking south!) and finally when I found myself in the vicinity of '203' I had incorrectly assumed that the Chinese Massage place just there is the one I was looking for. It was after dark. No 200 is actually a few hundred yards away and on the other side of the street (obviously, but not necessarily, and after the wine). Completely the wrong place, and I had just been to the pub literally in the next block! So when I asked for 'Lisa' (at No 201) either there was a Lisa by coincidence or they manufactured a Lisa on spec. She looked younger than I expected and quite flat-chested.

No 201 is called Forever Young. That would explain why Lisa was asking me to speak quietly. Maybe it's a legit place while 200 is openly naughty. When I asked when Linda is on and she said tomorrow she seemed unsure when I asked if she is busty. Now makes sense. 'Linda' also maybe an 'assigned name'.

So, the phone number above is correct. But 'Golden Sunshine' has a red sign and where No 200 should be on North End Road. No 201 is a complete red herring. My mistake and £90 for a shit experience. But the nipples were nice.

You should find LINDA tomorrow Thursday at the correct address.

[Duron]

Also bear in mind that we're still unsure whether the MILF with huge boobs of the OPs review is called 'Linda' or 'Lisa'. So, I called to clarify.

Listen carefully!

The one we want is LISA. Apparently, she is there EVERY DAY. She is there today. (Linda who is on tomorrow is 'normal' in the bust department the receptionist said on the phone).

LOL. Lisa had been there yesterday, but I went to the wrong place and saw a fake Lisa.

[ConanTheKuffar]

Hilarious!  Don’t sweat it. This kind of stuff can happen to the best of us, especially after a few glasses of wine! 

I went to Forever Young ages ago and had a similar shit experience:  underwhelming massage and an overpriced handjob, which is why I haven’t been back. I suppose making up names on the go fits the bill. There is another massage place nearby which is totally legit so at least you got something out of your detour.

Thanks for calling Golden Sunshine and confirming the name of the big titty milf.

[stampjones]

Forever young is well know for extras so no worries on that score. I think the quality varies a lot but you often get younger girls there and its usually 40 b2b with no hassle. To be fair I havent been that much recently. For those who dont know the two places on the thread are nowhere near each other. FY is on the same side as west ken tube, sunshibe is another 10 minutes walking away from the tube. There are two places on streets just of NE Road, one opposite the tube, the other two or three streets farther along. All these shops offer extras on a regular basis. There’s also a thai shop before you get to FY but Ive bever tried it. Finally there are a couple of shops a bit farther along from sunshine which I havent been to recently.

[sparkus]

Wow, that's a big pair of tits.

[Duron]

Another afterthought. Also, the receptionist at Golden Sunshine being 'Sheba' is also my error. That is of course who was on reception at Forever Young at 201 North End Road.

[sparkus]

Quality reporting
To the trained eye 

Added to non AWank HL for when in town
Linda / Lisa & Nancy

A perfect start to the weekend indeed !

I know you like your oily chebwanks and hers was spectacular
It took the tip up to £50 though as she said £40 b2b was just naked HJ and cheb sucking.

Chebs wise, they're about the same as Yo Yo of Well Health's in size but staggeringly good for her age, lovely and firm and hang so well.
Slightly better than Lucy of Well Street in Hackney's also staggeringly good for her age pair.

Massage was no great shakes but the minute she bounded into the room with cleavage on show I knew fun with Leeeeessssssaaaaa was on the cards

[Duron]

Sparkus, would that be Natural Healing Healthcare in Well St?

[sparkus]

Sparkus, would that be Natural Healing Healthcare in Well St?

Yeah, near Mare Street. Lucy and Anna.

I was last there before lockdown so can't vouch if Lucy's amazing orbs are still firm and out of kilter with her body.

[Duron]

A quick phone recce tells me ... Yo-Yo no longer at Well Health.

Natural Healing Healthcare in Well St: Anna is there today. Lucy tomorrow.

[sparkus]

A quick phone recce tells me ... Yo-Yo no longer at Well Health.

Natural Healing Healthcare in Well St: Anna is there today. Lucy tomorrow.

Yeah, Well Health always try to palm you off with others.

[Duron]

Finally, saw Lisa at Golden Sunshine last night. I was curious, not particularly horny.

The positives with Lisa were: cheeky/bubbly personality greeting me as if we had met before (we hadn't).
But for the boob-fancier, boobs come in 57 varieties. Her's were FIRM though natural. With big nipples that were 'hard' in contrast to Lucy of Northfields that I would describe as chewable. Lisa's were eatable, not ones that you can chew into different shapes in your mouth if you see what I mean. Overall a hard boob experience. I personally like a LOT OF WOBBLE that good big naturals provide out of the box (think Josephine Jackson, Stella Fox, Sensual Jane, Hayley Cummings). Some may call this saggy. (Claudia of 70A Berwick St was an extreme example of this).

Another similar experience a few months ago when the 'large areolas' I went to check out didn't match the picture in my mind.

But it also works the other way. Leila at Body and Mind (Edgeware Road) turned out to be superb. She was described as Thicc in the threads.

The cute receptionist mentioned? maybe Ruby. Young looking. She was leaving as I arrived about 8:30pm. Works two days a week, Thursday and one other. Yes, she does it too.

So, £170 spent on reconnaissance this week.

[LLPunting]

Finally, saw Lisa at Golden Sunshine last night. I was curious, not particularly horny.

The positives with Lisa were: cheeky/bubbly personality greeting me as if we had met before (we hadn't).
But for the boob-fancier, boobs come in 57 varieties. Her's were FIRM though natural. With big nipples that were 'hard' in contrast to Lucy of Northfields that I would describe as chewable. Lisa's were eatable, not ones that you can chew into different shapes in your mouth if you see what I mean. Overall a hard boob experience. I personally like a LOT OF WOBBLE that good big naturals provide out of the box (think Josephine Jackson, Stella Fox, Sensual Jane, Hayley Cummings). Some may call this saggy. (Claudia of 70A Berwick St was an extreme example of this).

Another similar experience a few months ago when the 'large areolas' I went to check out didn't match the picture in my mind.

But it also works the other way. Leila at Body and Mind (Edgeware Road) turned out to be superb. She was described as Thicc in the threads.

The cute receptionist mentioned? maybe Ruby. Young looking. She was leaving as I arrived about 8:30pm. Works two days a week, Thursday and one other. Yes, she does it too.

So, £170 spent on reconnaissance this week.

Please post your own review with rating. 

[yuptree]

Finally, saw Lisa at Golden Sunshine last night. I was curious, not particularly horny.

The positives with Lisa were: cheeky/bubbly personality greeting me as if we had met before (we hadn't).
But for the boob-fancier, boobs come in 57 varieties. Her's were FIRM though natural. With big nipples that were 'hard' in contrast to Lucy of Northfields that I would describe as chewable. Lisa's were eatable, not ones that you can chew into different shapes in your mouth if you see what I mean. Overall a hard boob experience. I personally like a LOT OF WOBBLE that good big naturals provide out of the box (think Josephine Jackson, Stella Fox, Sensual Jane, Hayley Cummings). Some may call this saggy. (Claudia of 70A Berwick St was an extreme example of this).

Another similar experience a few months ago when the 'large areolas' I went to check out didn't match the picture in my mind.

But it also works the other way. Leila at Body and Mind (Edgeware Road) turned out to be superb. She was described as Thicc in the threads.

The cute receptionist mentioned? maybe Ruby. Young looking. She was leaving as I arrived about 8:30pm. Works two days a week, Thursday and one other. Yes, she does it too.

So, £170 spent on reconnaissance this week.

Thanks for the description! 

[MaxHamburg]

Good to know, and a good read thanks OP and other contributors.

[Iz88]

I went in today booked Lisa through the phone. Went there and waited and saw her. Did not fancy her at all. I asked for the deposit back and left. To me she looked like an old aunt and not even an attractive one   

[MotorB]

mmm... was all set on making a trip to see Lisa this month.

Do you mean facially? Any comparisons / likes you can think of.

Would the chebs not just make up for this?

[PumpDump]

I went in today booked Lisa through the phone. Went there and waited and saw her. Did not fancy her at all. I asked for the deposit back and left. To me she looked like an old aunt and not even an attractive one   

I have to say if I arrived and didn't fancy her I would just stay for a 30 mins massage. I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings by cancelling and leaving.

[Iz88]

mmm... was all set on making a trip to see Lisa this month.

Do you mean facially? Any comparisons / likes you can think of.

Would the chebs not just make up for this?

She had a loose jumper on and tried to make out the cheb size but i could not help but think they just look normal. nothing spectacular or out of the ordinary. facially she just looks like a typical chinese aunt. I cant really think of a comparison

[Iz88]

I have to say if I arrived and didn't fancy her I would just stay for a 30 mins massage. I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings by cancelling and leaving.

i understand where youre coming from. but if i can save 30 here and there...

[sparkus]

She had a loose jumper on and tried to make out the cheb size but i could not help but think they just look normal. nothing spectacular or out of the ordinary. facially she just looks like a typical chinese aunt. I cant really think of a comparison

She is neither attractive not unattractive, her worst issue is her loose skin gut. When I saw her the chebs were spilling out of her blouse in a mouth watering way. She's facially what to expect for age, which is either pushing 50 or at 50.

I'd personally make sure it was her.

[Duron]

My problem with Lisa was, her chebs were too firm for me. I like them wobbly with a mind of their own. Fun personality though.

[ConanTheKuffar]

Saw her again a couple of weeks ago for an epic cheb wank session (with a not-so-great finish). She was at reception and wanted me to try out one of the new girls. I asked to see her and she looked attractive and young but flat-chested. But I was in the mood for big titties. It actually took some convincing to book Lisa. In the end, I booked her for 1hr, skipped the massage and fucked her tits in various positions for most of the time (with her sitting on the chair, her on the table, her between my legs). She also fingered my butthole which she had not done before and which was quite good and she has definitely stepped up her dirty talk. I specifically told her that I wanted to cum on her tits and that I wanted her to play with her cumcovered tits afterwards - but she caught most of the cum with her hands which was not what I had envisioned. Paid £50 on top of the usual massage fee.

[MotorB]

Saw her again a couple of weeks ago for an epic cheb wank session (with a not-so-great finish). She was at reception and wanted me to try out one of the new girls. I asked to see her and she looked attractive and young but flat-chested. But I was in the mood for big titties. It actually took some convincing to book Lisa. In the end, I booked her for 1hr, skipped the massage and fucked her tits in various positions for most of the time (with her sitting on the chair, her on the table, her between my legs). She also fingered my butthole which she had not done before and which was quite good and she has definitely stepped up her dirty talk. I specifically told her that I wanted to cum on her tits and that I wanted her to play with her cumcovered tits afterwards - but she caught most of the cum with her hands which was not what I had envisioned. Paid £50 on top of the usual massage fee.

So it's definitely Linda, not Lisa?

[fredhiggins]

Some great reports here. 

[Iloveoral]

Updated his post as requested, he met Lisa not Linda.