Artemis November 2022
Decided it was that time to make a pilgrimage to the high temple of sleaze which is Artemis Berlin.
Arrived to Berlin and checked into a total dump of a cheap hotel. I have become that sex tourist – the wrong side of middle age, the only priority is the punt so the quality of everything else goes to shit.
Didn’t even unpack, took the metro to the nearest station to Artemis. Its weird taking the train to a punting blowout, feels almost like everyone knows and are disapproving. Out of the station into the industrial moonscape – broken glass, busy roads, its grey wet and cold. The local vegans are cycling past with their kids in trailers, perhaps that could have been me, a happy family man, if I was not such a degenerate.
I felt my heart beat quicken as I approached the doors – past the expensive cars and the waiting taxi drivers. A couple of brasses pass me at the door – expensive perfume, duck lips and overpriced, dare I say garish and tacky, Balenciaga and Gucci clothes. Handbags worth more than my monthly wage.
The milf on the desk sizes me up “is it your first time?” I reply “unfortunately not”. She laughs. Gives me the usual spiel, takes my €90 fee, tells me about the two lockers, one big one small, bathrobe, blah blah blah. It was about 2:30 in the afternoon, just in time to have some food. Quick shower through the smoky bar into the cafeteria. Hold on, I know that girl! A curly haired, angel faced, petite Moroccan girl I remember from before who does, wait for it, RIMMING! She speaks zero English, I try and explain I am getting some lunch and will be back to her. She dosnt understand. Fuck.
Make it to the café. Fuck its grim. Imagine a cheap, nasty, cold, uninviting continental breakfast. Cold boiled eggs, cheese, jam, cheap bread. I tried to salvage the day with a couple of egg sandwiches and some surprisingly ok pickled gerkins. Retching as I wolfed down some tasteless food, while watching the girls do the same. An older, 60 something German guy with no shoes on, and noticeably smelly, comes in, grabs a pastry, stuffs it into his mouth and runs out. The buxom German blonde opposite looks shocked – we both laugh, exchange a few comments about the state of humanity. This just adds to the grimness of the cold grey buffet.
Stomach full, was time to get cracking. Back into the smoky bar. Oh no! shes nowhere to be seen. I hang around, sizing up the competition. Its grim. I was scared for a moment – perhaps Artemis has lost it. Pre-COVID, a lot of the quality girls would work during the day, and a few of those have not returned. Down to the porn cinema for a bit to try and get a bit more into an erotic frame of mind. The buxom German from the café comes down and tries to tempt me to go with her, but I am set on a good rimming and bottle asking her if she would eat my asshole. She goes. Bit more wanking, a couple more offers from roaming girls (generally the ones that walk around are at the lower end of the scale).
Back upto the bar. Lingered by the stairs…
Punt 1:
Spoke the curly hair coming down the stairs with a punter – bingo! She smiles at me, signals shes going to be back. After 10 minutes, which felt like three hours she appears and we head off upstairs. €70 for 30 minutes, €20 for OWO, and €50 for the ass eating. €140 in total. And wow, she delivers! Kisses me, strokes my body, tongue down my throat, pushes me down onto the bed. More kisses, licking my nipples, down to suck my balls and my cock. I am fully rock hard. She signals me to turn over and delivers a first class rimming, a real tongue fucking. After a good 15 minutes of heaven she flips me back over, we kiss, slight smell of ass on her breath, so I quickly push her back down to suck me. She goes to town, I nearly blow, so she stops, she then agrees to give me a prostate massage and finishes me with a quality nosh, I am spent. Crippled. We lie for a bit, no rush. Finally back downstairs, mind blown. Hit the downstairs sauna, get a good sweat in and a dip in the small freezing cold pool and a shower. Back upstairs into the bar, I notice a really slutty, milfy red head, tanned, skinny, fake tits. Looks like one of my fave Czech pornstars, Tara White. Have a chat with her, shes Polish, just has such a dirty look but I am not ready to go again. Loitered around, bit more porn cinema, hang around in the bar, its starting to fill up a bit, more and more girls arriving. A good sign.
Punt 2:
After a while of circulating, I see the slutty pole lyed down on a sofa, slim cigarette aloft, cunt out for all to see. It was too much. Went over and invited her to join me in my office. Agree €90 for 30 minutes, with OWO. We chat about Poland etc, get upstairs and in the room she really pulls out all the stops and is quality from the start. OWO soft and sensual, plenty of kissing with tongues. I didn’t think I had a screw left in me, but she gets me hard. First attempt, missionary, her ankles for earings. Shes submissive which turns me on, shes so tight, I get in, but I start to go a bit soft. I pull out, she wanks me hard as she licks her lips, the site of her lying their, slutty face, plump lips, fake boobs, legs spread cunt out for me had me going. I enter her and pump home a thrilling, two curling, almost painful orgasm. Wow. Again, no rush, just chilled, chatted, felt her boobs. Went back downstairs. For the rest of the night if she caught my eye she would lick her lips and giggle. Wow.
A bit more sauna, bit more cold pool. Chat to a few other punters, which I don’t usually do and is a bit uncomfortable, but good fun. Stomach rumbling, its about 8pm, time to brave the canteen. Fuck. Get back in there, its surprisingly good. Beef and vege stew, red cabbage, small Turkish dumplings with vege inside. Not bad nosh at all. Ive sworn myself off another punt, and to be honest I could have left happy.
However, by now its fucking jumping. So much top-quality pussy, some real stunners, Artemis is back to pre-COVID levels, but I think more of the quality now comes later in the day. See a couple of girls from pre-COVID, asked them about this and a number of the old girls retired because of the COVID.
Decide to go down to the porn cinema for a comfy, non-smoky seat. As I said I am spent, few roaming rif-raf pressure me but realise how shot I am and just move on to the next target. Sometimes down there you can hear people fucking in the small rooms with only curtains across (no door) which is kinky. Walking around I see through a crack in the curtain a punter slamming home the win in doggy. Quite kinky. I go back to sitting down and I am approached by…
Punt 3:
Samantha. Bulgarian. 40s, Milfy, almost a bit masculine, remember her from previous visits. BUT shes been in the gym. Washboard abbs, pumped up legs and arms. Its weird, this dosnt usually do it for me, but she sits next to me and we chat. I massage her achy shoulder, and I feel my cock growing. Shes about to walk away, shes not pressuring me at all, and I crack. I say I want to start off on a sofa in the cinema, and then into one of the curtained off spaces. She goes off to get her bag, I go for a piss, and when I come back 40 seconds later some old fart who was sitting at the front of the porn cinema has taken my sofa! Cunt! We lock eyes. Hes not moving, no manners! She re-appears, I tell her this worthless excuse for a pervert has taken my sofa! So we go upstairs, glad I did! But I am concerned this has killed my flow. What am I doing?!?! I am barely a 2 pop man, and I am trying for three?!!? Another €90?!?!
Need not have worried, once in the room its on like donkey kong. Shes all over me, kissing, grouping, I am hard again. Her blow job is like silk, her mouth is perfection. In a fit of insanity I ask to eat her pussy. She sits on my face, and the strong, almost sweaty taste of her whores pussy is doing it for me. I am a sick fuck when I am being sucked off. I am eating, shes getting wet, the taste is growing stronger but I love it. I am moaning, eating, it almost hurts its so good, and I finally surrender and she squeezes out my final nut, first squirt in her mouth then she wanks me to the end. Again, no rush, relaxed, chatted. I am fucked.
Had to sit and have a cup of tea before I left. I finally admitted defeat and made a tactical withdrawal around midnight – staggered to the train station, the other side I give into a Berlin donar. Get to bed by 1:30 a financial wreck.
Artemis still has at, and I am already planning an elaborate excuse to return!
