External Link/Members OnlyOK, This happened a few weeks ago and I've been deciding whether to give a neutral or negative review. I've ended up with a negative review for the reasons you will see.
Entrance to LM is off a side road with plenty of traffic but you can quickly duck into the entrance, coming out is a bit more exposed as there can be lot of people walking by. Once inside the reception area is quite large and the receptionists are nice and welcoming.
I had booked to see Britney who was sat on the couch on her phone wearing a dressing gown(bit manky looking). I had only seen 1 review of her which was postive so I was decided to take a chance, normally I'd look at a few other reviews. Looks wise I'd give her a 5 out of 10, Age wise I'd probably put another 8 years on her stated age. 1st impression was that she didn't seem interested (1st red flag). Paid my £20 to the receptionist and was escorted to the room which was big enough. Britney asked if I would like a shower, I always have a shower before & after so that I am clean for the girl, got undressed and switched on the shower, got in, picked up the shower head and it falls apart (2nd red flag) with water gushing down the side. I did try to re-attatch it but it was already broke. Britney did say she would get someone to look at it. So I've had a 1/8 of a shower, so out of the shower and quick towel dry. I'd been trying to make conversation with Britney whilst in the shower but was met with single word answers. All this time she is still wearing her dressing gown.
Onto the bed and she finally takes off her dressing gown and she reveals a fantastic body clad in some great underwear. She lists the services she offers and I opt for OWO, she asked if I kiss, so I reply yes. The OWO was sadly lacking and wasn't that good, she tended to use her hand quite vigourously (3rd red flag), normally I get quite a bit of pleasure from OWO but not this time. I asked her to take off her underwear so I could see more, she revealed pierced nipples and a smooth pussy. She then asked if i was ready to go, I had to ask her for a bit more oral in the hope it would get better. After a minute or so I ask her if I can taste her pussy, she lies back on the bed and I go down on her. Quite big lips and I use my fingers to stroke her before going in with my tongue hmmmmm......every so often I get a smell and taste of damp cloth (4th red flag), I couldn't decide whether it was her pussy of the towel underneath that hadn't been cleaned properly, seeing as I was her 1st of the day I would have expected things to be cleaner. We did do some light kissing but that was also lacking.
She then asked me again if I was ready to go, ( I quite think she wanted to get it over & done with). She put the rubbber on quite roughly and climbed on top, I would like to say she had a tight pussy with having such a slim body but I didn't feel this, swapped to missionary but again didn't feel much, lot of fake moans and Britney asking 'baby, come for me'. Finally finished in the spooning position but I had to move her around quite a bit to get into a position where I did feel something. Eventually I did manage to come but within 5 seconds she was pulling me out and was giving me a wet wipe to clean up. No shower, got dressed and gave her £50 and was left to find my own way out instead of her showing me to the door.
Altogether I paid £70 for what was probably 20/25 mins, no good value in this case. She might have been having an off day. The only redeeming feature was she had a nice slim body if you like them like this.
