Author Topic: Alana_sexy - weird, crap punt Berkhamsted  (Read 1071 times)


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Meet her the other day in Berkhamsted on way north outta London. Quick off-the-cuff booking and wanted a quick blowy

Comms were OK. Usual avoidance of speaking on the phone, and preferring to text, but I've had good bookings with Brazilians who barely speak any English by getting by using Google Translate.

Into the flat with usual behind the door introduction. IMO she's very attractive. Lovely size 8 frame with a nice curvy arse. She looks almost exactly like Martha Higareda but with blonde highlights. I'd say 7/10 body and 9/10 face. Told her I just wanted 15 min OWO. She asks if I want CIM too for extra £20, which I went for. After the shower she asks if I want a 2-girl BJ. Extra £60. I'd got £200 out as had initially been looking at a longer punt while I was in Kingston that day so I thought why not. Asking if I can see her, she says she'll have to get ready but she's "like me". I supposed, if the girl's half as hot as this one I'm happy.

That's about where the good things ended. Stupidly, I paid the £60 before seeing the other girl, who turned out to be a size 12/14, 50-year-old sort of blonde Dennis Waterman. I tried to get my £60 back but they feigned misunderstanding. Whatever, I only wanted a BJ so directed her to my balls and Alana to my shaft. Dennis was having none of it though and proceeded to lick my nipples while Alana got to work. Alana’s technique was… ok… good enough, but having this strange old lady giving half-arsed kisses to my sides was off-putting to say the least.

About 3 minutes in, Alana tries to get the bag on and have me fuck her, but I stood up instead and gestured for her to continue. Denise (we’ll allow that) came round to where I was standing and rubbed my balls while Alana brought me to climax, however, as I was about to shoot my load she quickly popped the old fella out of her mouth and had me finish on her tits.  :dash:

What a disappointment. Couldn’t pay me to return

Online norwichfunseeker

She has appeared in norwich and I found your review. (thank you).

Wonder if Denis is with her on this tour?  :vomit: